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i thought this could be a fun topic so ill start: you know you've played too much when you start trying to "wait" through history class

You know you've played too much when you jump off a tower and try to run away.

This thread has been done countless times

Aaanyway

You've played oblivion too much when you wonder, why are the rats so small? AND WHY ARE THEY RUNNING AWAY?!

You know you've played Oblivion too much if you run around the country, searching for various ruins, slicing random people in half with swords and running up to police men and offering them money.

You know you've played Oblivion too much when you start calling Northerners "Nords" (and probably get punched in the face for doing so), Africans "Redgaurds", Native Americans "Dunmer", Europeans "Imperials", Cats "Khajiiti", and Lizards "Argonians".

You know you have played Oblivion too much when you try to sneak around and pickpocket people in broad daylight.

You know you have played Oblivion to much when you're clicking on a bed to sleep in it.

you know you've played too much oblivion when you start looking for nirnroots around ponds

You know youve played Oblivion too much when you love it soo much, you register at a Forums designed to help other poeple through the game

Guy No. 2 wrote:You know youve played Oblivion too much when you love it soo much, you register at a Forums designed to help other poeple through the game

Good one

You know you've played too much oblivion when you get resist arrest from the cops for punching one and just say, doesn't matter. I'll just reload a save.

You know you've played too much when you remember EVERYTHING in the game even though you haven't played it in about a year and a half! (that would be me)

When you walk through the city and see homeless people, and wonder what the Gray Fox is doing about it.

You know you've played oblivion too much when you treat birthdays as a level up


You know you've played too much when you try to open your journal to get dressed.

when you are frantically searching for your ~ key, so you don't have to ever work again.

What does the ~ key do anyway?


When you start looking at small people and call them wood elves and basketball players high elves.

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heres a good one

you know you've played oblivion too long when you except subtitles when people talk to you

when you need to get somewhere fast and you try to fast travel.

You know youve played Oblivion too much when you start making up topics like "101 reasons why you know youve been living too much"

When you can walk through the garden section of a store and recognize foxglove on sight, you've played too much Oblivion.

you know you've played too much oblivion when you start saying "shadow hide you" when ever someone says goodbye before leaving. (i actually did that once, it was so embarrassing

You know you've played too much Oblivion when: you tell policemen to fast-travel to your house because thieves broke in

When you look at the paperboy and say "aren't you a little young to be a courier?"

when you know what every single one of these jokes mean even if you havent played in months

When you say lots of random things to people to increase your speechcraft skill

When you run outside in the winter with nothing but underwear on and say, "oh well, it's just snow, there's no frost damage so it can't hurt me"

You know you've played Oblivion too much when you make this:The Imperial Guard Song!!