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Posted: **Wed May 28, 2008 2:30 pm**

Well, hypotheticly(sp?), if some stupid director were to try to make morrowind into a movie, what would the MC in your opinion be like? I mean, a khajiit thief, bosmer monk, imperial scout, argonian dancer etc etc.. I'd picture it as some Imperial rogue (sort of a Jack Sparrow).

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2008 2:45 pm**

A dunmer who looks Identical to Jiub...

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2008 2:51 pm**

A Drunken Bosmer General I think would make it sound good.....but still you have to wonder how does Jiub become a Saint?

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2008 2:55 pm**

Well, he drove all the cliff-racers from morrowind.

He should be god for THAT accomplishment!

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2008 3:02 pm**

Yeah, but how did he do it? I mean I'm like the next guy for calling him God but how did he drive those gosh darn annoying flying things away?!

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2008 3:11 pm**

Well, maybe he ran around Vvardenfel for like an hour, then since every single cliff racer would be following him he uses a scroll of fiercely roasting or another spell that does damage in like 100 feet.

BAM! Problem solved.

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2008 4:29 pm**

That'd be more "roasting them alive" than "drove away"

But still awesome.

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2008 5:29 pm**

A bold Imperial knight, played by Viggo Mortensen, or a baby-faced Imperial knight with exactly the same voice and mannerisms as both Legolas and William Turner, played by Orlando Bloom.

Or maybe a Redguard behemoth, played by Mr T of course.

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2008 6:28 pm**

Or if we're lucky they'll have Tim Burton to direct it and he'll cast Johnny Depp as a dunmer

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2008 6:49 pm**

r wrote:Or maybe a Redguard behemoth, played by Mr T of course.

I was thinking more of a Redguard Badass...

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2008 6:54 pm**

Aaaargh! Blasphemy!!

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2008 7:25 pm**

Blasphemy? Genius!

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2008 10:52 pm**

hehehe ^^^

Anyways can't think of anyone at the moment but all I have to say is if they made it into a movie........THEY"D BETTER NOT MAKE IT ANIMATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... also if anyones saw eragon they better not make it like that crap....the book was waaaaay better

Posted: **Thu May 29, 2008 12:09 am**

I was definitely thinking about a dunmer character, but I don't know about Johnny Depp for the part. Don't get me wrong, he has done some amazing roles; but I don't know that he is the one to pull this off correctly. Just my opinion!

Posted: **Thu May 29, 2008 12:13 am**

FROM THE DIRECTOR OF SNAKES ON A PLANE

CLIFF RACERS ON A SILT STRIDER

GET THESE MOTHERF***IN CLIFF RACERS OFF MY MOTHERF***IN SILT STRIDER

SPECIAL GUEST ACTOR CHRIS ROCK

"I'M ONE CRAZY KHAJIIT"

Actual Dialog

"Oh no, Nix Hounds, and I'm down to low health and no healing potions"
"Oh well, we better drink this skooma then"
"YOUR A GENIUS"
"I know"

*Punches Nix-hound, nix hound explodes*

COMING THIS FIRST SEED........

CLIFF RACERS, ON A SILT STRIDER

Posted: **Thu May 29, 2008 1:45 am**

LOL
hahaha

Good one ABQ

Also I'd like to announce that I like announcing things

Also if anyone saw the old mario movies with yoshi it'd bee cool to have http://www.dan-dare.org/Dan%20Mario/SMBMovie-Yoshi.jpg
something like that but more hi-tech for nix-hounds and kaoguiti or whatever there called

Posted: **Thu May 29, 2008 2:22 am**

Morrowind as a movie would just be a disaster, it might even be worse than nacho libre, which was the worst movie ever created outside of chick-flicks.

Posted: **Thu May 29, 2008 2:40 am**

The King, you remind me of my crazy aunt who died in the bath

Posted: **Thu May 29, 2008 2:41 am**

i.e. funny as all heck

Posted: **Thu May 29, 2008 10:57 am**

AundaeBerneQuarra wrote:i.e. funny as all heck

harsh!

but kudos to you for the snakes on a plane joke

Posted: **Fri May 30, 2008 7:05 am**

how exactly is that harsh? I was giving him a compliment

Posted: **Fri May 30, 2008 1:31 pm**

AundaeBerneQuarra wrote:how exactly is that harsh? I was giving him a compliment

By saying he reminds you of someone who died in a bath lol

anyhow Morrowind the Movie would be interesting, but slightly ... unique shall we say?

Posted: **Fri May 30, 2008 1:54 pm**

Warlock wrote:
AundaeBerneQuarra wrote:how exactly is that harsh? I was giving him a compliment
By saying he reminds you of someone who died in a bath lol

anyhow Morrowind the Movie would be interesting, but slightly ... unique shall we say?

It wouldn't work, all the thing we love about morrowind just won't work in a movie. You'd be looking at a 1-2 hour slideshow of beautiful pictures, and that's about it.

Posted: **Fri May 30, 2008 4:43 pm**

Everyone's missing the point, what would the MAIN CHARACTER be like in the movie, in your opinion.

I can't possibly believe that anyone would think that Morrowind would make a good movie..

Posted: **Fri May 30, 2008 7:09 pm**

You just emberassed the hell out of me....

Has it ever been silent at work, then all of a sudden somone starts laughing extremly loud?

"Cliff Racer's on a Stilt Strider!"

Back on topic.... The part would all have to depend on the director. The director i would want to see would be the people who made "Fargo" and "No country for old men" Becuase it would an awesome movie, but then it would have those parts when you'd have to ask yourself.... "is it ok for me to luagh at that point?"

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