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The cruelest of cruel jokes was played on all of UESP today, enough to drive a dagger of despair even into the heart of the hardest DB acolyte! To tease our dearest hopes of TES V, and then dash them so cruelly!!

So do you think that there should be DIRE CONSEQUENCES for ace62394?!!!

(we love you really ace!!)

YES! For ever and a day!

and by ever I mean 3 days

If my memory serves me correctly I do believe he was already given 2 warnings very long ago. If this could be his third then.............

Ah, I'll just wait and let the community decide your fate.

A joke is a joke is a joke! Even a bad joke is a joke, unless it harms! Banned for making bad jokes? Ha! If so I would be banned from life! I am quite well known locally for having no sense of humour at all (I disagree! :p )

Think about it though, would you really want another TES game this soon? The big thing about TES is that they give it a break for a few years and come back with new ideas and a better understanding of what they need to improve on. I don't think there has been enough time for this yet. Plus, I don't think I could afford a system to run it right now.

String em up by his toes and flail 'em till the buzzards come pickin! Yee HAW!

I figured out what that post was even as I was clicking on it. Dang youngin's and their d'rned tomfoolery!

Magnus wrote:Think about it though, would you really want another TES game this soon?

Yes i would.

That dude should be castrated.

I say we think this out logically. Use science, people. First, see, we have to see whether or not he meant it as an evil vile cruel cold-hearted mockery of our very way of life, or as a fun, light-hearted joke. The manner to do so is easy.

First of all, the punishment for evil April Fool jokes is, obviously, to burn him at the stake. Now, what else do we burn? Anyone?

Lol

He should be placed in an abstract landscape stretching for miles in each direction and told that one of the shapes around him will take him home when he touches it but the rest will burn his fingers with the heat of a supernova and left to escape.

Cactus wrote:I say we think this out logically. Use science, people. First, see, we have to see whether or not he meant it as an evil vile cruel cold-hearted mockery of our very way of life, or as a fun, light-hearted joke. The manner to do so is easy.

First of all, the punishment for evil April Fool jokes is, obviously, to burn him at the stake. Now, what else do we burn? Anyone?

In the old country, we used to burn swallows and coconut shells for warmth. Odd, though: coconuts were not indigenious to the land. Bit of a mystery how they showed up.

Dark Spark wrote: In the old country, we used to burn swallows and coconut shells for warmth. Odd, though: coconuts were not indigenious to the land. Bit of a mystery how they showed up.

Well, duh, they migrated

Is that the African or European swallow? Would you happen to know the air speed velocity?

i don't know - aaaaaahhhhh!

Bear wrote:Is that the African or European swallow? Would you happen to know the air speed velocity?

Almost didnt catch that one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2R3FvS4xr4

Lol, I loved that movie.

It was, indeed, a classic. I haven't seen it in.. oh.. months. I should rewatch it soon.

watched the three films with some friends the other week. also tried to get them into blackadder, but we didn't get past the christmas carol.