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Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:05 am**

This might have been posted somewhere, or its been some time, or you just might think wow this question is played out or ridiculous but I wanna hear what some of you think are the best quotes or funniest quotes you've heard in the game?

I'll start with a classic one

DIEEEE CURRRRR!

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:39 am**

"I am resident to encounter the minotaur. Its horny protuberants cause me great conflagrations."

Among many others from Lord Rughdump. I think it's also classic that the reward for his quest is a sword that absorbs Speechcraft.

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:52 am**

"I was turned into a dog. I got better. Not a better dog, mind you— I'm a terrible dog now."

"I'd hug you, but Ocheeva told me not not to..."

"Silly me— the book has no pictures. Can't expect you to read that, now can't I... You have a book, a map, and a compass. I'm certainly not going to carry you, so I suggest that you get on your way. Come now, one foot in front of the other and all that."

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:54 am**

I don't remember exactly, and I prolley shouldn't post it anyways, but my favorite quote is what Weebam-Na says if you ask him about Leyawiin. Kinda wierd.

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:22 am**

I was ROFL when the Skingrad apothecary asked me if I knew the fine for necrophilia.

I've also gotten some humorous results while in dialog mode with NPCs. Advance the disposition wheel while they're in mid-sentence and you'll see what I mean.

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:29 am**

Ergukrael, your reply seems to have no bearing on the game play what-so-ever. So why did you reply?

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:36 am**

*sigh*

Behave, y'all.

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:54 am**

"You would summon me? Wait... why are you summoning me? You've got things to do. Things I told you to do. This makes me frown.
This is when I should smite you. Give you a serious smiting. Completely smitten. When I tell you to do something, I generally mean it."

--Shegorath

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:58 am**

"Personaly, i dont think he feels appreaciated unless he is summoned 4 or 5 times a day" - Sheogorath talking about haskill

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:07 am**

*guard runs at mudcrab*

"I've fought mud crabs tougher than you!"

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:41 am**

Every single thing Sheogorath says to you in SI. I now eternally <3 him.

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:10 pm**

From a random Kajjit to my Kajjit:
"Go away you filthy housecat. Look at that fur, it's a discrace"
Look at your own fur!!

or

"This is the part when you fall down and die" right before THEY fall down and die

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:40 pm**

Weebam-Na's rant on a restaurant lol "...with deer penis' WTF ?!

I killed a guard once and for some reason he kept talking. He said
"Man down! Man down!"

Posted: **Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:16 am**

Dark Spark wrote:"I was turned into a dog. I got better. Not a better dog, mind you— I'm a terrible dog now."

"I'd hug you, but Ocheeva told me not not to..."

"Silly me— the book has no pictures. Can't expect you to read that, now can't I... You have a book, a map, and a compass. I'm certainly not going to carry you, so I suggest that you get on your way. Come now, one foot in front of the other and all that."

LOLL oh my i've never heard the dog one

Posted: **Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:18 am**

Coulsonji wrote:*guard runs at mudcrab*

"I've fought mud crabs tougher than you!"

classic but good for sure. "ive fought mudcrabs more fierce then you"

I have yet to get SI hah i prolly will get it asap cause i need something new to do

Posted: **Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:51 am**

ToyMachine wrote: I have yet to get SI hah i prolly will get it asap cause i need something new to do[/color]

When you do get it, I'm sure most of your favorite quotes will come from there, it is just too funny.

Posted: **Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:41 pm**

Methredhel (May the Best Thief Win): "You thief! You stole that diary from me!"

Well yeah, which guild did you think we were auditioning for? Duh....

Stupid twit...

Posted: **Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:19 pm**

Yeah from what I hear SI is amazing and pretty fun, i was hoping it would go down on microsoft points on xbox live.

another classic: "WHYY WON'T YOUU DIEEE"

Posted: **Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:05 am**

ToyMachine wrote: "WHYY WON'T YOUU DIEEE" [/color]

Haha, i love when they say that, and to answer there question once and for all "BECAUSE YOU F**KING SUCK MAN!!!!"

Posted: **Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:35 am**

rock n roll wrote:
ToyMachine wrote: "WHYY WON'T YOUU DIEEE" [/color]
Haha, i love when they say that, and to answer there question once and for all "BECAUSE YOU F**KING SUCK MAN!!!!"

Can you say anything without using the eff word?

Posted: **Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:56 am**

...apperently not...he cant stop anyway...he gives the censor and acctual use!

Posted: **Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:58 am**

I can't remember the exact wording, but the crazy wood elf in Anvil:

"I can't wear these clothes, or it frightens the fish."

Posted: **Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:02 am**

Bolwing. If you don't know him. you will know why I like him.

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Shivering:Bolwing

Posted: **Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:36 am**

Avian wrote:I can't remember the exact wording, but the crazy wood elf in Anvil:

"I can't wear these clothes, or it frightens the fish."

man i've never heard these ones before but there hilarious

Posted: **Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:36 pm**

"This is the part when you fall down and bleed to death!!"

The guards normaly say that when you are about to finish them off. Their undiminishing confidence always make me laugh lol

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