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101 Ways to Kill the Adoring Fan

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 6:11 am
by ArotosMarkos
The title says it all!
Our goal is to post 101 Ways to kill the Adoring Fan!
Time to break an Elder Scrolls record!

1. Get your Hand-to-Hand to 100 and punch him off Dive Rock.

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:21 am
by Butterknife
2. Tell him to, "Wait here" in the middle of the great forest.

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:20 am
by bas237
3. Take him to dive rock, tell him to follow you, jump of the end of the rock, turn around, see him die and then fast-travel to dive rock just before you reach the ground.

4. Take him into a dungeon. When you see a trap (like a swinging-mace trap), jump over/under it, turn around and watch the show.

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 1:39 pm
by Aradinn
5. Download oblivion forcepush at tes nexus and push him off previously said rock

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:52 pm
by ArotosMarkos
6. Bring him to the isolated house, and have him wait there. Go do the Main Quest.

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 5:15 pm
by DorostheConqueror
7. Like this.

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 5:20 pm
by Tryzon
DorostheConqueror, that is pure genius! :P

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 11:39 am
by Ayoub
8. Target practice! Jump off Dive Rock, and while he's hurtling towards the ground, turn around and try to get him with an arrow or two, or maybe a spell in mid-air. :lol:

EDIT: After seeing Doros' video...WOW...just, WOW...

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:13 pm
by Cr0ssFire
9. Take him to a guard and cast a frenzy spell on him :lol:

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 1:20 pm
by Codex

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:30 pm
by Lunarsweets
11.Feed him Daedric Firewisky, then frenzy him, he will attack the daedric lord, and the confused dremora will slaughter him !!!!!!

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:51 pm
by Ayoub
12. Jump off a very high place (not necessarily Dive Rock, but high enough to kill him) and try to talk to him in mid air. Tell him you don't need a fan, and he'll start to walk/run in mid-air, then fall to his death.

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:41 pm
by Anfauglith126
13. Go to the top of Dive Rock and tell him you dont need a fan, he will commit suicide :Twisted Evil:

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:05 pm
by Vesna
14. Take him for a walk through Oblivion. Push him off of a bridge into the lava below.

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:13 pm
by weka
-1. I think I need to start a "how to love your AF" thread!! Poor little fan! :lol:

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:23 pm
by Dark Spark
15. Sigil Stone + Telekinesis to lift him up onto the firebowl on the Anvil Lighthouse, and tell him to wait here... right here.

Then wait for sundown and watch our kindly lightkeeper flip the 'On' switch.

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:15 pm
by Stormscape
He'll follow you everywhere, right? Well.... Oblivion world with the high walkways between the towers. See where I'm headed with this?

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:53 pm
by tain
give him a full suit of armor thats enchanted with fire damage and you get a nice little bonfire

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:20 am
by John117
17. bring him in oblivion tell him to wait at the start and the close the gate.

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:34 am
by TrogdorCronus27
Like this :lol:

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:57 am
by ArotosMarkos
Tain, please check the dates on previous posts before you post on the topic.

Could I get this locked?
I'm not sure what I was thinking when I created it >.>

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 5:57 am
by Quiglesigles
While I do think it is a valid thread I will lock it.

As always, if you think that it should be unlocked yell at me with a pm :P