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What's the funniest movie you've ever seen? For example, mine is Monty Python And The Holy Grail

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TrogdorCronus27 wrote:What's the funniest movie you've ever seen? For example, mine is Monty Python And The Holy Grail

My top three are that, Spinal Tap and Airplane. I can't decide, they're all joint winners. Some choice quotes from each one...


Monty Python...

(the knights watch the enemies wheel a giant wooden rabbit into the castle)
"Now what?"
"Now we jump out of the rabbit and kill them all!"
"Wouldn't we need to be inside the rabbit to do that?"
"Oh, I didn't think of that..."


Spinal Tap...

"These are the amps we use, if you look, you'll see that all the controls go up to 11"
"So what, is that louder?"
"Well, yeah, it's one louder. Most people, they're on volume 10, where can you go from there? What we do, if we need the extra push, is turn it up to 11"
"So why don't you just make 10 louder and make that the highest volume"
(long pause) "These go to 11"


Airplane...

"Surely there's something you can do"
"There's nothing I can do. And stop calling me Shirley!"

Funniest movie? That's tough. It's a tossup between The Passion, Schindler's List, and Awakenings. The ending of The Green Mile had me in stitches, and I'd say Saving Private Ryan was up there too, only I don't think video game movies should count.

DorostheConqueror wrote:Funniest movie? That's tough. It's a tossup between The Passion, Schindler's List, and Awakenings. The ending of The Green Mile had me in stitches, and I'd say Saving Private Ryan was up there too, only I don't think video game movies should count.

Were you dropped on your head as a baby?

TrogdorCronus27 wrote:

DorostheConqueror wrote:Funniest movie? That's tough. It's a tossup between The Passion, Schindler's List, and Awakenings. The ending of The Green Mile had me in stitches, and I'd say Saving Private Ryan was up there too, only I don't think video game movies should count.

Were you dropped on your head as a baby?

No, but a pitbull jumped on my head once so the effects were largely the same.

There's a few here but I'll add a few more.......

Strange Brew
History of the World Part I
Spaceballs

The Life of Brian.

Qutoes From The Life of Brian.

Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Reg: F*ck off! We're the People's Front of Judea

Brian:Have I got a big nose, Mum?
Brian's mother:Stop thinking about sex!
Brian:I wasn't!
Brian's mother:You're always on about it."Will the girls like this?
Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small? "

Suicide Squad Leader:We are the Judean People's Front crack suicide squad! Suicide squad, attack!
[they all stab themselves]
Suicide Squad Leader: That showed 'em, huh?

Of course, there's also Airplane and every movie ever made by Monty Python and Mel Brooks.
Oh yeah, there's also The Mouse That Cried Out with Peter Sellers.
Woody Allen is pretty funny, too.

Braveheart, ooh ooh or *WARNING MAY RUIN MOVIE ENDING*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcoVxbutl8g

Super Troopers.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Happy Gilmore.
Down Periscope.

Bruffmeister wrote:The Life of Brian.

Qutoes From The Life of Brian.

Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Reg: F*ck off! We're the People's Front of Judea

Brian:Have I got a big nose, Mum?
Brian's mother:Stop thinking about *!
Brian:I wasn't!
Brian's mother:You're always on about it."Will the girls like this?
Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small? "

Suicide Squad Leader:We are the Judean People's Front crack suicide squad! Suicide squad, attack!
[they all stab themselves]
Suicide Squad Leader: That showed 'em, huh?

"Oh, just f*ck off, will you?"
"How shall we f*ck off, Sir?"

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"

"Did you just say 'ex-leper'?"

I'd say this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=wwLrgxtALWs

Vesna wrote:I'd say this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=wwLrgxtALWs

We're talking about real movies, not web videos. If we branch out into that, then some others would be every official Red Vs. Blue video ever made. Oh and btw, u might want to change ur sig. Quiglesigles surpassed u.

Ouch. He hadn't yesterday!

And I would call that a movie. It's 40 minutes long. That's a movie for me. Maybe next time someone could define "movie"?

Well, second fav is "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"

I would define a movie as anything that you can find in a movie rental store.

Woah Vesna how did you get almost 700 posts in like...less than a month and a half

Very carefully.

Nah, I just have no life.

Ayoub wrote:Woah Vesna how did you get almost 700 posts in like...less than a month and a half

I've got my work cut out for me...

So when do you become a journeyman? 500?

As far as I can tell, it goes something like this:

0-10-50-100-250-500-1000-2000 (I think only jeff has that)

You get all green coins if you're a mod and all blue coins if you're an admin.

Wow, thats almost exactly the same (the post numbers) as on my forum. Except you don't get a rank for 10 posts.

And I don't think jeff's the only Guardian, I think Most Honored Listener is, too.

*goes to check*

Yup. But jeff still has more posts.

For ten, you get half a coin.