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I was roller blading down a hill going faster than a car in our our area (about 10 mph or higher) and i was gaining speed as i went.... This kid on a bike behind me touched my shoulder..... BOOM i went flying.... I don't rember flying... But i landed on my knee and slid about 10-15 feet on one part of my knee. Yes i cried... But i got up and started walking to my suprise I HAD NO BLOOD(proably in the asfault) But i could see my bone but i was 8 so i didn't know my friend gave me a band aid and i continued roller blading i got home to my suprise i had to get stiches but it wasen't a fresh cut so i went through 2 weeks of annoying bandaids and buterfly band aids on ym knee....

Oblivion: attacking a guard and resisting arrest at lv 1 and not knowing what yielding was or knowing how to do it i was dead in NO TIME!!!

Worst IRL cut? I dunno... probably cutting my nipple off while shaving my chest hair. Worst Oblivion death? Leaping off dive rock and blasting myself with a 600 damage-on-self suicide spell at the height of my jump. Plus I had an Extended Death Cam mod, so I got to watch the whole fireworks show, the agonizing plummet to earth, AND the limp rolling down the rest of the mountainside.

DorostheConqueror wrote:Worst IRL cut? I dunno... probably cutting my nipple off while shaving my chest hair. Worst Oblivion death? Leaping off dive rock and blasting myself with a 600 damage-on-self suicide spell at the height of my jump. Plus I had an Extended Death Cam mod, so I got to watch the whole fireworks show, the agonizing plummet to earth, AND the limp rolling down the rest of the mountainside.

:O

Late at night, I was going to go for a drive with my dog. She ran ahead of me, I tripped over her, and impaled my wrists all the way through on a pile of old car parts.

Doctor says it was a 1 in a 1000000 hit. It missed my bones and arteries and both sides. It only pierced the flesh, but still, it was pretty gruesome.

No, I didn't get tetanus.
Yes, I'm lucky.

Real: I was at this gorge and fell of a rock and whammed my back into it and rolled down the rocky hill and slammed intot he water, which under it had a lot of sharp stix
[&@%!] that hurt.

Oblvionn: I DONT DIE!

Worst IRL cut? I dunno... probably cutting my nipple off while shaving my chest hair.

tt sucks, thn again, males having nipples seems to be an evolutionary error

i didnt get hurt much prob cos i only lived for 13yrs?
in oblivion,i tot the white gold tower in ic had a roof so i tcl-ed up there only to fall to my death

I was doing some, how do you say it, 'woodwork' and the knife I was using cut through the wood on the stick i was working on.
It went straight through the stick and flayed of mot of my feft thumb.
Luckily enough I had it sewn back on, but it was a pretty nasty sight, the flesh was hanging from my finger, and there was blood all over.

Slamming down a glass and it smashing and cutting my right index finger to the bone and severing a nerve and the major artery in it. I still have no feeling in the tip of my finger.

In Oblivion: Timber wolf at a low level just after getting the game, didn't end well.

I was in the Army, to many to list.

I did catch scrapnel in the leg once from a grenade. Fortunately it hit me in the cargo pocket, where I had a pair of leather gloves, which caught most of the scrapnel, a mere flesh wound. My Ninja like Reflexes saved me from the main blast.

I picked up Oblivion on day one. The first three times I tried to go to Waynon Priory, I was killed by that stupit Khajiit Bandit.

I picked up a mod, Player Hunters Fame and Infamy. These guys and gals are tough. You can get up to 4 attacking you at a time. The first time I was in the Chorrol FG Hall, and it wasn't to bad. The next two times was in the Arena, again not to bad. The fourth time was in my IC Home, and I was killed. I handled them for a while after that. They did kill me one more time in my IC Home.

jeff wrote:Fortunately it hit me in the cargo pocket....

Now why, when I first read this, did I immediately wonder "euphemism"?!

You lot are just so damn accident prone! My chars and I both remain unscathed! (Well OK, other than the one Umbra moment, but surely everyone should really have an Umbra moment. Anyhow, she and I have come to an understanding since.)

Being able to see my eyebrow hanging down in front of my eye after being cut by a car windshield.

I can't think of any awesome Oblivion deaths, so I'll go with being destroyed by the whole of the Mages Guild. Perhaps I'll think of something better later.

My IRl inccident was i got stabbed by a rusted nail, I was like 1in1000 chance, it just barley missed anythin important.

My worst Oblivion death....Being Shocked by erana in a big town war.

"Come with us. Your destiny calls you."
Oh, yeah right. You're goin' down, Septin.

I thought Baurus was suppose to be my friend. Hey, he even said he was going to die anyway...I really don't see the conflict

I got shot once! It hurt.

Oblivion? Having only Goldbrand as a weapon when I went face to face with Mancar Camoran. For those of you who don't know, he has some serious reflect damage/spell. I was dead on the third time I hit him.

DorostheConqueror wrote:...probably cutting my nipple off while shaving my chest hair.....

So I have to ask, did you get it sewn back on??

And was the intended recipient of the effort put off for life by the consequences of the shaving?!

weka wrote:

DorostheConqueror wrote:...probably cutting my nipple off while shaving my chest hair.....

So I have to ask, did you get it sewn back on??

And was the intended recipient of the effort put off for life by the consequences of the shaving?!

Yeah. Well, it didn't actually fall off, and it wasn't so much a "cut" as a "tear"- somehow the blade snapped and ended up dragging a three-inch long gash and accompanying flap of skin with it. Lots more painful and dramatic than your usual shaving nick! But the nipple itself stayed more or less intact, and after a few stiches and a couple weeks I was good as new, save for a slight scar.

As for the intended recipient, hell, forget about her! I thought it was friggin' amazing, and showed everyone in school the following Monday. I couldn't quite top the kid whose entire mouth was sewn up following a faceplant while mountain biking, but I made my contribution to the community.

DorostheConqueror wrote:...As for the intended recipient, hell, forget about her! I thought it was friggin' amazing, and showed everyone in school the following Monday.....

That's brilliant!!!

I had a Dart stuck in my leg and had a rock smashed on my head and fell of a wall and snapped my elbow, and when I was in Australia visiting my uncle I dived in his pool it was empty. GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES.

OBLIVION:well I got Owned by a Goblin WarLord, HOW ARE THEY SO TALL they are taller than my Altmer.

I don't get hurt much. probably having broken a toe, and having a class mate staple my finger to a science project is the best I have IRL

In Oblivion, probably falling below the map to my death while in the arena.

Vesna wrote:I got shot once! It hurt.

Wait, what!? Where did the bullet hit you?

The good old times....

Got shot in my left arm. Accident, of course. We weren't playing Russian Roulette or something like that...

My friend's cat had somehow interpreted the hard metal of the revolver as a chew toy and had also somehow managed to shoot me. I got to skip school for 3 days!

Anyone who leaves a loaded revolver near a cat is just asking for trouble.

Once at my school's soccer tournament I didn't pass to my teammate when he told me to so he jumped on my back and bit. It didn't break through the flesh though, but he had some razor sharp teeth. He was sent home, though. Haha. Btw this was February 2007.

OBLV: On my irst cahr, I got out of the tutorial, Imperial palace and saved in mid air and had no more saves. The fall was high enough to kill a level 1, so everytime I load I die. I had to make a new char.

IRL:
#2 My dad got me a swiss army knife, the camping model, for me to have when we went camping. I think I was like 8 or 9.
Next camping trip, I'm whittling a piece of wood by the fire pit, my dad says that it's time to eat, so I stabbed the knife into the picnic table, but since it's a swiss army knife and has no built-in safety features like a locking blade, and my angle of stabbitude was wrong, the blade snapped closed on my finger. It almost took off the end of my pinky on my left hand, and I bet it would have if I hadn't dulled the blade on that wood I was whittling for the few hours before that.
Went to a hospital in lower east bum-f**k nowhere, got 4 stitches.
Most painful part of the whole ordeal, the novicane shot!

#1 The house I grew up in was on a dirt road, middle of the woods. I was riding my bike through said woods, from our property to the neighbors, like I had done many times before. I didn't notice that over the winter, he installed a "log" barrier on the side of his driveway. Bike stopped, I didn't.
I flew over the handlebars, and the first thing to hit the ground was my forehead, which scraped along the asphalt driveway for a while before my body came to rest, finally. Ouch...

Oblivion:
Too many to think of just one. Probably my first "running away from a creature in the wild going down a mountain oh crap I'm falling!" death. Didn't know about falling damage back then... I learned real quick!

IRL: I was fighting my sister a few years ago, and she was talking [&@%!] to me, so I pushed her into our wall. Well, she didn't like that and pushed me back, only I tripped over my dog and landed on a nail. Most painful thing I've ever been through. It was like a 2 or 3 inch nail. No I didn't go to the doctor, yes it went all the way through, it's like my house nailed me to itself lol.

Oblivion: I was talking [&@%!] to a Khajiit and accidentally picked up his 25 gold on his table while button mashing to get out of a conversation. He whipped out his silver warhammer and one crack to the head killed me instantly. I saved like 3 or 4 hours before this happened....it sucked.