Signs that you have been playing Oblivion for too long
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:19 pm
1. you hear a ringing noise in the garden section of Wal-Mart and shout 'Nirnroot!!!'
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Signs that you have been playing Oblivion for too long
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:21 pm
2. When you hear anything similar to the battle music and you see your dad coming you're like "I'm f**ked now"
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:22 pm
3. you repeatedly pickpocket all of your friends to raise your sneak skill.
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:42 pm
4.You run constantly into a wall and when your mom comes in and asks what your doing you say "I'm just training my athletics mom"
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:44 pm
5. You see the persuasion mini-game when you talk to people 
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:46 pm
6. When you get tired you start to eat cheese in order to restore your fatigue.
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:03 pm
7. you kill all your friends that look like the adoring fan
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:06 pm
8. The teacher asks you what Mt. Everest looks like and you give an exact discription of Dive Rock, including the Uderfrykte Matron
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:08 pm
9. You carry something silver every where you go in case of ghost
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:11 pm
(I carry daedricLord Sheogorath wrote:8. You carry something silver every where you go in case of ghost
)10. You forgot what court is
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:29 pm
11. You say cheese way too much
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:44 pm
12. You give random people money to like you
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:48 pm
13. In conversations, you ask people what news they've heard from the other provinces.
(Ok, so that wouldn't be as funny in, say, Canada, but it would be here in the U.S.)
(Ok, so that wouldn't be as funny in, say, Canada, but it would be here in the U.S.
)Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:08 pm
14. If you wake people up at 2:00 in the morning to ask about rumors
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:16 pm
15 you enter an eating contest to try and improve your alchemy
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:23 pm
16 you get frustrated because you don't have your starting fire spell.
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:59 pm
17. you pick all the flowers in your wife's garden, make cheap "potions," and try to sell them to the local pharmacy.
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:13 pm
18. You wander into people's houses while they're eating dinner, and ask them about their hometown.
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:24 pm
19. You get arrested for having a meth lab in your basement and the police won't believe that you were just trying to level your alchemy skill.
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:27 pm
20. You got arrested and you tell the police they forgot to let you keep 1 lockpick.
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:47 pm
21. you speed on the way to work; after all, if you get caught, you can just load an earlier save
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:11 pm
22 You save up 2000 dollars so you can kill someone you don't like then pay the court a fine.
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:16 pm
23. You kill them, then get angry when a dark figure doesn't visit you in your sleep to initiate you into the brotherhood
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:52 pm
24. you gat mad because theres no enchanment chamber in the library
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:58 pm
25. You start switching beds in the middle of the night at random.