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Posters that should have been in Oblivion
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:20 pm
by r
There's one for food, and it's well-known that the posters in Oblivion's cities are awful. There's a few Arena ones and a few Wanted ones for the Grey Fox, but that's it. So, make your own. I'll set the ball rolling.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v601/ ... iecopy.jpg
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:25 pm
by rock n roll
ROFLMAO!!!!
omg.. thats great
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:37 pm
by Tyrannosaurus
Would I get stupider but healthier and more agile? DEFINITELY, so yes, great poster, great advertising, but something's wrong with the wine bottle.
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:45 pm
by weka
Have you been drinking some already?!!
You only get more Health, you get "stupider" and more clumsy.
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:47 pm
by Tyrannosaurus
Oh just noticed that, sorry. Yes, this is because I have been drinking large doses already. It's completely r's fault for advertising. R MAED MEE SHTUPID.
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:14 pm
by ganna
Hmm, how about a Fighters' Guild recruitment poster? Uncle Tiber Septim Wants You!
(Sorry, I couldn't draw if my life depended on it. I'm hard pressed to draw a straight line with a ruler, and anything above it turns out as abstract art.)
The DB posters, I'm afraid, would look a lot like the booklets Yehovah's Witnesses spike you with any time you're not watching out. You know, tigers lying down next to lambs if we just do some dirty work right now, and a big happy multiracial family waiting for you in Paradise (I am, I honestly am sorry if I offended anyone but I don't think any active Witnesses frequent game forums!).
Thieves Guild might go with a Robin Hood theme. Or with free t-shirts featuring the Classic Che image every really addled teenager wishes to possess. Power to the people! Money to the poor! We care for Waterfront!
Mages Guild, though . . . Make Things Go Kaboom? The mushroom-shaped cloud probably isn't good advertising . . .
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:37 pm
by Tyrannosaurus
That was more offending to Dark Brotherhood-likers than to Jehovah Witnesses.
The Dark Brotherhood is nothing like that.
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:39 pm
by ace62394
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:47 pm
by Crusader
AHHHAA!
Thats a good one!
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:31 am
by rock n roll
Wow, omg my stomach, omg thats so funny
hahaha! omg, nice
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:29 am
by rock n roll
[img]C:\Documents%20and%20Settings\EvanW\Desktop\poster,%20notn.JPG[/img]
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:31 am
by rock n roll
arg, how do i post pictures, i have a really good one
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:38 am
by wagers286
you people laugh at the weirdest things.... Ya that caused a slight chuckle but It wasn't that funny....
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:42 am
by rock n roll
It reminded me of soemthing.. thats why it is so funny for me
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:50 am
by ganna
Tyrannosaurus wrote:That was more offending to Dark Brotherhood-likers than to Jehovah Witnesses.
The Dark Brotherhood is nothing like that.
Sorry. Didn't think, from what I've seen in the Brotherhood, DB followers had their sense of humor seriously impaired (for the obviously impaired ones: that's a compliment, smile!
)
As for the FG poster: RECURITS? How about a SPILLING CHEQUER?
(Please don't ever think I might be dead serious. I'm writing this in my sig. Just as soon as I find out where I can find my sig lol . . .)
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:55 am
by ganna
Just testing ( I probably found where you put the sig).
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:31 am
by Lich Lord
how do you post pictures? I got a good one!!!
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:10 am
by rock n roll
how do you post pictures? I got a good one!!!
I pmed Most Honered Listener cause i also have a good one, if he pms back how, ill tell you
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:26 am
by Bear
Posting links requires a 7 day membership, Please be patient! It was done to keep out the spam and that has been good!
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:04 am
by ace62394
ganna wrote:Tyrannosaurus wrote:That was more offending to Dark Brotherhood-likers than to Jehovah Witnesses.
The Dark Brotherhood is nothing like that.
Sorry. Didn't think, from what I've seen in the Brotherhood, DB followers had their sense of humor seriously impaired (for the obviously impaired ones: that's a compliment, smile!
)
As for the FG poster: RECURITS? How about a SPILLING CHEQUER?
(Please don't ever think I might be dead serious. I'm writing this in my sig. Just as soon as I find out where I can find my sig lol . . .)
I did that on purpose to make him seem stupid
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:07 am
by Crusader
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:41 am
by ace62394
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:50 am
by Crusader
No! mine has spelling mistakes!
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:28 am
by ace62394
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:15 pm
by Tyrannosaurus
Don't worry about it ganna, I actually laughed at what you said for the reason i stated earlier, the Dark Brotherhood isn't anything like that. Thar's why I said that, I was being ironic.
BUT, to see how the DB really is, see the poster above me. (It's true, it happened to me.)
