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What's the most crazy, stupid, strange or worthless character youv'e ever made?

Seeing as my hate for Bosmers have went a bit...out of control, today I made one with blue eyes, a HUGE ridgeback (red, off course) and I'm now using him for all the things I don't do with other characters.
Dragging food in one big heap in the center of town, summoning Xivilais and hitting them three times, hitting guards and running like hell, basically making a mess of Cyrodiil.

I'm thinking of getting Erthor and Adoring Fan to follow me around, making the most annoying trio EVER.
If you can't kill them all, become one of them.





And off course the guy's name is Waldo.
The thought of Waldo's Xivilai running around pawning guards was just too tempting.

Why?

Why what?

I think he means why make a crazy character, and I would think for laughs. My friend made an Altmer who only collected shiny things, and was addicted to Skooma. I made a Bosmer whose only purpose was to ride the Unicorn in his underpants on a Skooma-induced hallucination!

I made one character that all I did with him was die.
And another one who I made so powerful nothing could kill him.
It was quite the contrast. I'd play for awhile on the dieing one, then switch to the other and from my caution with the other I forget that he didn't have anything to fear. Once I got into him I'd got to the other and try to take on challenges that flew way over my head.

Lord Sheogorath wrote:I made one character that all I did with him was die.
And another one who I made so powerful nothing could kill him.
It was quite the contrast. I'd play for awhile on the dieing one, then switch to the other and from my caution with the other I forget that he didn't have anything to fear. Once I got into him I'd got to the other and try to take on challenges that flew way over my head.

Sounds tough. My main Character is god-like, capable of doing near anything without dying, so new Characters are hard to do.

i didn't make it, but i saw one tessource someone made a character who was a redgaurd, but instead of the usally darker skin he had pure white skin and he was named michael jackson

Ts198 wrote:i didn't make it, but i saw one tessource someone made a character who was a redgaurd, but instead of the usally darker skin he had pure white skin and he was named michael jackson

I made a Argonian pure, blindingly hideous white. Seriously, it hurt my eyes to look at him.

An albino argonian Sweet

codex wrote:An albino argonian Sweet

Yeah, except it literally pained me to open the inventory.

yes i just made a character like that today, i white redgaurd (like shining white) and blue lips, red hair and blue eyebrows and named him clown, i just am ashamed I created it, yes.. its that bad

Sigurd wrote:I think he means why make a crazy character, and I would think for laughs. My friend made an Altmer who only collected shiny things, and was addicted to Skooma. I made a Bosmer whose only purpose was to ride the Unicorn in his underpants on a Skooma-induced hallucination!

rofl Altmer are my favorite race to play.

Sigurd wrote:

Ts198 wrote:i didn't make it, but i saw one tessource someone made a character who was a redgaurd, but instead of the usally darker skin he had pure white skin and he was named michael jackson

I made a Argonian pure, blindingly hideous white. Seriously, it hurt my eyes to look at him.

the michael jackson part is funny and i did the same thing as u sigurd except i made him a vampire i turned the brightness all the way down and he was still white as hell

malajak the khajiit wrote:

Sigurd wrote:

Ts198 wrote:i didn't make it, but i saw one tessource someone made a character who was a redgaurd, but instead of the usally darker skin he had pure white skin and he was named michael jackson

I made a Argonian pure, blindingly hideous white. Seriously, it hurt my eyes to look at him.

the michael jackson part is funny and i did the same thing as u sigurd except i made him a vampire i turned the brightness all the way down and he was still white as hell

hell is white?

No, its green and purple

with a hint of red

no u all lie! its baby blue

Sigurd wrote:I made a Bosmer whose only purpose was to ride the Unicorn in his underpants on a Skooma-induced hallucination!

ROFL ROLF wow,

spovz wrote:

Sigurd wrote:I made a Bosmer whose only purpose was to ride the Unicorn in his underpants on a Skooma-induced hallucination!

ROFL ROLF wow,

Yep, boredom is one crazy thing.

i tryed to recreate the adoring fan... jumped off dive rock a few times, run away from rats, keep hitting rumors when i talk to people, and carry around a silver dagger. Oh, and I stalk and follow random people for no reason if I have the time. I could kinda get the face, but the hair was unique. I didnt see "Ice Cream Swirled" in the hair section.

I have.

its the one right before high whatever