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We live in quite turbulent times! And your vote in this election will literally change the course of the world! As The candidates come forward, please make your votes carefully. The fate of us all depend on you making the right choice.

My suggestion: Build a wall, make the Argonians pay for it.

Make UESP about Bitcoin! The one true currency!

I would like Aarah to respond to the claims made by some concerned UESPers that she is, in fact, a witch.

The above is a lie. I have my own thread, that you can endorse, for free!

I promise whatever's popular, whatever it takes to get me elected.

"Will there be spe-.."

CANT WE JUST FORGET ABOUT THE DAMN LETTERS DAMNIT.

"... cifics??"

A vote for Kerr is a vote for Anarchy!

And by that I mean more than just listening to Ramshackle Glory, drawing Ⓐs on stuff, pretending we actually read Kropotkin and wearing black. Anarchy =/= Anomie after all. No a vote for Kerr is a rejection of this electoral system, of a hierarchy of haves and have nots, of AKBs and people who aren't AKB. So vote Kerr, it'll change as much as voting for anyone else would.

Vote for me. Buy my hats.

I believe that it it time for people to return to there proper place in the universe.

Vote for me so I can bring my boy Harambe back

Kerr wrote:No a vote for Kerr is a rejection

Subliminal messages received. Will not vote for Kerr.

Don't vote for anyone people! It's all a big sham!

U.E.S.P.!
Posting here is fun and free!
U.E.S.P.!
Do not vote for an'body!

(Darn syllables!)

AKB wrote:I would like Aarah to respond to the claims made by some concerned UESPers that she is, in fact, a witch.

I can neither confirm nor deny these claims.

I have no idea why this is happening outside of April Fool's day, but vote for me anyway

Rook already has the best platform but I guess I can invest money in our space program or something, so come on and slam and vote for the Spaceman

Dirty Spaceman wrote:I have no idea why this is happening outside of April Fool's day, but vote for me anyway

That's because we already have April Fool's 2017 planned out.

leroybrown wrote:@Aarah what do you do for a living?

Aarah wrote:@leroy. I.T. stuff and lab stuff.

Aarah's NOT a witch. She's a MAD SCIENTIST who's growing ORGANIC ROBOTS to help her TAKE OVER THE WORLD! She's IN LEAGUE with AKB! Do NOT vote for them! Do NOT--*Urmph*

*Urk*

*Gurgle*


...Connection lost

Aarah wrote:

Kerr wrote:No a vote for Kerr is a rejection

Subliminal messages received. Will not vote for Kerr.

Don't vote for anyone people! It's all a big sham!

U.E.S.P.!
Posting here is fun and free!
U.E.S.P.!
Do not vote for an'body!

(Darn syllables!)

Yeah, pretty much. I think things are fine as is, I don't think we need to give one person supreme power. Especially not AKB is who is about two posts away from quoting Ayn Rand when it comes to letting and stopping.

Aarah wrote:

AKB wrote:I would like Aarah to respond to the claims made by some concerned UESPers that she is, in fact, a witch.

I can neither confirm nor deny these claims.

Wait, being a witch is meant to make people not vote for Aarah? Witches are great. (Maybe saying nice things about Aarah will make her more likely to induct me into her coven. Oh, we could wear watching amulets.)

Kerr wrote:Wait, being a witch is meant to make people not vote for Aarah? Witches are great. (Maybe saying nice things about Aarah will make her more likely to induct me into her coven. Oh, we could wear watching amulets.)

Yes, a classic faux pas by AKB.

I like the way you think.
Matching amulets would be, of course, issued as standard to everyone in my coven...if I had one.
(I can still neither deny nor confirm the witch claim).

Reviving this just to remind everyone that I won. [&@%!] hats, man. Every time.

Your methods are the definition of sublime, oh master.

AKB wrote:Reviving this just to remind everyone that I won. [&@%!] hats, man. Every time.

Yep, you won the UESPElection 2016 for the zanniest hat. Congrats, bud. All the other hats were just below par.

#LockAarahUp!

Wait, AKB actually won?

FFS.

Whereas, I was banned from running as apparently, I'm not "UESPy" Enough. UESP is racist towards my kind!

AKB wrote:#LockAarahUp!

Locking up your rivals because they are a threat to your success and the cause of your ultimate downfall is bad sportsmanship.

Now I like Aarah, great lady, we're best friends. I may have campaigned on plans to have her locked up, but that's not really gonna happen.

I'm calling for a complete and total shutdown of Kirkbridians entering the UESP until our loremasters can figure out what the hell is going on.