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Favorite Quotes
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:40 pm
by Most Honored Listener
favorite funny quote from a NPC
favorite out of place quote from a NPC (like someone walking up to someone else and saying "I can't talk now")
and last but not least your favorite over all quote
favorite funny quote: Dar Jee- "I'm a khajiit in disguise. You want to see me lick my butt?"
favorite out of place quote: Glarthir- upon walking up to a guard at its post " I can't talk to you right now, good bye."
Favorite overall quote: Dark brotherhood Murderer- pretty much anything they say before you ask them to follow you it fun to watch them stutter.
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:12 am
by Elzar
I've fought mud crabs fiercer than you!
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:44 pm
by Codex
Elzar wrote:I've fought mud crabs fiercer than you!
Especially when they are fighting mudcrabs
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:35 pm
by Ts198
god thats hilarious lol, the first time that happened it cracked me up, and it still does!!
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:34 pm
by bradleemilk
M'aiq wishes he had a stick made out of fishies to give to you. Sadly, he does not.
M'aiq the Lier.
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:42 pm
by r
Some of my favourites...
"That girl won't be seeing her 6th birthday! Ha ha ha ha!" - The Orc in the Dark Brotherhood, I can't remember his name.
"The Daedric Prince of Order. Or is it biscuits...? No, order" - Lord Sheogorath.
"Fribble! Just fribble!" - Bolwing
"If you hit me again I'll kill you" - Jauffre
And of course the classic...
"Wasn't much of a speech, was it?"
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:51 pm
by Most Honored Listener
that orc is just EVIL :twisted: :twisted: does that mean I took on his evilness when I killed him? :twisted: :evil:
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:54 pm
by Ts198
yup, now that five year old is going to be seeing you before she dies.. muhahaha :twisted:
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:37 pm
by Most Honored Listener
thats something you can never find any children in oblivion its all adults
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:24 pm
by Mayong Mistmoore
The priest at Shogoraths shrine (the dark elf), when you are about to leave.
"Good bye then, be on your way, make tracks, bugger of...ruun for your liife...and have a nice day!!!"
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:27 pm
by Most Honored Listener
didn't a guy from that shrine also say he wishes he had a baby so he could eat it?
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:29 pm
by Mayong Mistmoore
Yeah, its the Nord who don't wear pants.
"I wish there were children here. Scrumpteous, darling little children. I haven't eaten for months."
All of the Sheogorath followers are hilarious.
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:32 pm
by Most Honored Listener
while on the topic of the deadric shrines in Hircine's shrine I believe there is a khajiit that is for some reason essential does anyone know why?
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:50 pm
by bradleemilk
The only quest related follower i know of is the master conjuration trainer at molag bal's shrine.
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:03 pm
by Most Honored Listener
is it a khajiit?
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:56 am
by Mayong Mistmoore
No, its a Dark Elf.
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:59 pm
by Most Honored Listener
then I wonder why this guy was essential
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:14 pm
by spovz
"We is most pleased... eth... ified."
~Lord Rugdumph
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:23 pm
by billman
There is always one npc at the shrines that require an offering to tell you what the offering is. be kind of a shame if that one died, all the hardcore RPers would have to "break immersion" and look on a web site to find out the offering.
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:04 pm
by r
spovz wrote:"We is most pleased... eth... ified."
~Lord Rugdumph
I'd forgotten about him!
"I am fearsome that my daughter may have been apprehensive"
"Proceedeth most urgentlike"
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:56 pm
by godoftheisles1
"By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! It's the Grand Champion! I can't beli-" -Adoring Fan (the rest is cut off cause i got annoyed of him, so I just killed him)
"This calls for a celebration! Cheese for everyone!" -Sheogorath
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:27 pm
by Most Honored Listener
godoftheisles1 wrote:"By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! It's the Grand Champion! I can't beli-" -Adoring Fan (the rest is cut off cause i got annoyed of him, so I just killed him)
"This calls for a celebration! Cheese for everyone!" -Sheogorath
I like to let him really get to me then I push him off dive cliff
Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:33 am
by ace62394
billman wrote:There is always one npc at the shrines that require an offering to tell you what the offering is. be kind of a shame if that one died, all the hardcore RPers would have to "break immersion" and look on a web site to find out the offering.
actually, that NPC is essential
Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:51 am
by billman
ace62394 wrote:billman wrote:There is always one npc at the shrines that require an offering to tell you what the offering is. be kind of a shame if that one died, all the hardcore RPers would have to "break immersion" and look on a web site to find out the offering.
actually, that NPC is essential
actually, that was my point, i guess sarcasm is wasted without a smiley?
Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:03 am
by Most Honored Listener
dark brotherhood murder: "hrmmph, better them than me." when you kill someone while they are watching love it when the murderer is talking with the guy then I slice him down.