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You pass a flower shop in the street and feel like picking some "ingredients".

This actually happened to me today! I don't think the shop owners would've appreciated if I did.

Again?

dzio wrote:Again?

If I get you right, you mean the fact that this topic has been presented earlier. Or was it "Morrowind too long..."

As a suggestion to Moderators, this could actually be a permanent topic? We always have people who have been playing too long. Don't we?

Perhaps an addiction figure? One to ten, or something? Green to red, eh?

the same topic has been done before, it's even on the first page here.

http://forums.uesp.net/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=34064

^That's what I meant - it's not buried somewhere deep in the archives, it's right there, on the first page.

You know you have been playing Oblivion for too long when...

You ask your History teacher about the Oblivion Gates in Kvatch.

You try to boast and entertain in front of a store keeper to gain respect.

You ask a local policeman about the Gray Fox.

You never go toilet as it's not added to your life's features.

You know you have been playing Oblivion for too long when:

You look closely for Daedra around every gate you open.
You approach the boundary of your cell and you CTD.
It's been a long day, but you swear it was a distant White Gold Tower just over that hill.
You walk too slowly by a protector of the law and expect a "Move along, Citizen".

When someone asks, "How are you?", and you feel the urge to reply, "Fantastic! Thanks for asking!", followed by asking them if they heard any news from the other parts of Tamriel.

Every clerk that hands you change wonders at your nasaly reply: "Thank you, kind sir."

...You entertain the possibility that you could just 're-load' if you fail.

...You begin to hear the atmospheric music while in a wooded area.