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Alright guys, The Ranting Thread is back!

This time, don't [&@%!] it up.

Do not comment on other people's rants. This is not a discussion thread.

I'll start.


Doctors are dicks. Been getting vertigo for the past week, and all I got told was "rest, and it will go away on it's own"

Umm, no. It won't, ya stupid quack.

Finally went to see an ear specialist today, since I had to do all my own homework to figure out what the [&@%!] was wrong with me, and voila! One of my eardrums was messed up. Got that fixed today, and guess what? I feel normal again!

In your face, you overpriced medicinal [&@%!]!

Also, screw timezones, man. Need to get some [&@%!] sorted out, but time just isn't co-operating. Thanks for ruining my entire afternoon/evening, and now night.

Believe wrote:Also, screw timezones, man. Need to get some [&@%!] sorted out, but time just isn't co-operating. Thanks for ruining my entire afternoon/evening, and now night.

These have been a major thorn in my side for a long time now. Why can't the Earth just be flat?

Also, [&@%!]. This. Heat. 35 C is not an okay temperature to have in mid-May!

Mars wrote:Why can't the Earth just be flat?

Because it has to spin to stop us all being far less attached to the planet than we'd like to be.

On that note, physics can go kill itself. I wouldn't care that much if it was just a boring subject to revise but does it have to project such a depressing future as well?

Doctors in public in Denmark are free... so they are actually quite nice.

Doctors in public?

I thought they lived in those offices of theirs.

Believe wrote:Alright guys, The Ranting Thread is back!

This time, don't [&@%!] it up.

The last ranting thread was locked because people were commenting on rants. Don't start down that path again.

Generalno1 wrote:Doctors in public?

I thought they lived in those offices of theirs.

Yup.. them.. not private ones, the one in public.. also we need some fences for the doctors in public, now that wolves have returned to Denmark.

Those [&@%!] parasites! Our [&@%!] MPs seem to be getting a 20k pay rise. [&@%!] off. You already earn 60k and some of you want over 100k. [&@%!] off, you serve us, the people. We are in it together my arse! If we were, then you wouldn't be giving yourselves a [&@%!] payrise that takes the [&@%!] [&@%!]. You lot have just destroyed what little chances you had left of being relected. I [&@%!] hate our government. Cutting stuff and favouring themselves. Finally got that rant off my chest. Still hate the tories though.

Women.... I don't understand them, you tell them one thing and they infer something else..... No matter how clear you make it, there's always some way to [&@%!] them off

Damn cable! The supposedly informative channels, in particular. Why is it that when I actually want to watch something about actual history or science, all I got is something like pawn stars or deadliest catch. [&@%!] reality t.v!

Advertisements on YouTube are so annoying. I understand that they are needed, but god, I hate those.

Not being able to get the right pose or a case of writer's block is extremely annoying.

If I see one more Ron Swanson post on Reddit, I'm going to ram my hand down my throat and rip out my [&@%!] lungs

Body>_< why do you no like me!! Too many problems you give!! Sever insomnia, failing lung, mild damage to throat, stomach, and liver. And to top it all off, my health is so fragile that even stress can kill me>_< #%$@ my life!
The only thing that helps with my pain is also something that can easily turn toxic>_> menthol, why must you tempt me with benefits than ruin thee! If I'm not going to die from coma, bleeding out, or a collapse lung>_> surely heart failure would get me from how much menthol I take in. You can't ask me not to>_> it's the only thing that has ridden most of my pain in years without pills>_> and I do try to balance it out by diluting it in my drinking water. But even then it's a fine line>_< too much and I get poisoned..
Some of my friends want to get off of it>_> but which would be better, poisoning or chronic pain. I may not live long, but what else is new

God I [&@%!] hate dealing with people IRL. <_>

Dear body, stop having me get up at 8 in the morning when i don't need to get up at that time. I can handle 8 hours sleep but if i don't go to sleep untill around 11-12 or around 1am, then i don't want to [&@%!] get up at 8 in the [&@%!] morning.

Dear Dovah, get off your arse and write the second part to your TES fanfiction then post it in general you lazy git. You do not have writer's block so do it today. As well as updating POMCY's Wiki article on Navar. In fact, stop being so [&@%!] lazy. Oh and shave the damn beard off. Do it you lazy git!

I'm confused as [&@%!] right now.

I [&@%!] hate being confused, not so much in the regular sense, but in the.... ehhh... I guess you would have to call it "emotional sense".


Inb4 Musicman, No, It's not my sexuality.


Oh, I also have to repeat, [&@%!] TIMEZONES! Maybe I should just bite the bullet and fly to the goddam States within the next 2/3 weeks...

I am still extremely pi**ed off that they have left us high and dry with no more dlc. I thought i'd get over it by now because the game is quality, there are two substantial dlcs to play on including an awesome game, but NO, it is not up to standard for them. Solstheim is a fine addition to the game but i don't want to replay the linear vampire story because just like KOTN it's just means to an end, ie getting new kit and does nothing for me RP wise. Especially in the context of it being more or less a half of the dlc

i don't care what the official line or opinion is, they reneged on claim put out there in whenever that there would be a few medium sized offerings and one big one. And all because in my opinion, they wanted to squeeze another TES in before next gen and either misjudged release dates miscalculated in some other way.

Depending on how much of a stink the fans make now, i believe they might use this as a precedent with future TES games. No doubt the big dlc are not as cost effective as producing a new game, and for me the big dlc put TES up there as a labour of love and easily added two years to the longevity of the game. And this is vital for the series imo since they only make one or two per decade. Morrowind took far longer to play so the two dlc was acceptable, but now the games are mainstream with modular 10-20 hour plotlines, new content is far more important

Shivering Isles MADE Oblivion for me and with so many loose ends in Skyrim I believe anyone is completely justified in marching on Bethesda studios and demanding what the [&@%!] the Thalmor are up to, who is going to be high king, justification as to how Dovahkiin is the last dragonborn, what all those dead end tombs are for, and any number of unresolved issues we have with this game. Why build us up so far for such a cruel blow



Aaaargh!

I really [&@%!] hate it when people steal my breakfast. Even worse... It was clearly LABELED! It had my name on it! And still, my lazy fat-ass pig of a father has to come along and take what was going to be my breakfast, leaving me without one.

Oi. Get your stinkin' paws off my breakfast, you damned dirty human. Son of a [&@%!].

Now, if I don't find something else, I'll wind up with a migraine later. Because if I don't eat three evenly spaced meals, I get severe headaches.
You'd think mine family would realize that since I've been like that since I was a child, but they don't. They don't.

That [&@%!] idiot. I can guarantee you my father will be hearing it when he gets back from work.

As of now, 5% of the people on this thread have not used profanity.

Musicman247 wrote: The last ranting thread was locked because people were commenting on rants. Don't start down that path again.

Anyway, I [&@%!] hate it when people touch me. If I don't invite you to do something, don't do it. I obviously don't want you to.

Browsing saw this thread and I got a rant.. I'm tired of these NCAA sanctions, I'm a canes fan and my guys are under investigation for improper benefits, they got invited by a rich yuppie to a yacht where high dollar escorts were at as well as high priced champagne and food, yet, yet, Johnny manziel gets a free trip to the islands, free trips to the west coast, free specialized trainers all courtesy of the NCAA, then some poor nobody gets suspended because he got a free tattoo... Where do they draw the line.. Oh because he is the face of you joke of a league he gets special treatment?

I sent my laptop off so they can fix a crack and missing mouse button. Then when I get it back the hardrive has been reverted to how it was when I first bought it. At least I saved a few word documents to a memory stick and it has 60 days free Notron. Still really annoying though. There was nothing wrong with the hardrive, I don't see why they messed with it.

[&@%!] stupid workmates who think they should be in charge because they've been working there longer...

No, [&@%!]. There's a reason that I'M put in charge of YOU. Because I actually know what the [&@%!] I am doing.

Next time you try to [&@%!]-talk me behind my back like that, you're cleaning the [&@%!] toilets for a week.