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How Shall The War Be Waged?
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:03 pm
by Musicman247
The lines have been drawn, the Thanes and Anti-Thanes chosen. But where is the field of battle? How shall this judgement be made?
You, people of UESP, choose ye this day how those who vie for leadership of the UESP will strike their blows!
Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:04 pm
by POMC S117
Through space combat!
Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:05 pm
by Generalno1
hey. me and Ackbar want in on this too.
We're like the crazy hobo of this war.
Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:06 pm
by The SheoDovah
I don't know how it will be waged for the Scrolls refuse to show me it but i know it ends with my claw around your throat.
Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:06 pm
by Musicman247
Thelastdovah wrote:I don't know how it will be waged for the Scrolls refuse to show me it but i know it ends with my claw around you're throat.
Nope.
Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:08 pm
by Avron the S'wit
RAP BATTLE.
Although my sweetrolls will look WAY better than yours.
Edit: Changed my mind. Totally voting for a sweetroll bakeoff.
Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:10 pm
by POMC S117
Through a test of our shield's ability to repel firepower of large magnitudes.
Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:11 pm
by The SheoDovah
Musicma'am wrote:Thelastdovah wrote:I don't know how it will be waged for the Scrolls refuse to show me it but i know it ends with my claw around you're throat.
Nope.
You believe that now but in time, i will choke the life out of you. Your last image of this world will be the face of a heavily scarred Dovah as he slowly kills you. Then your entire "kingdom" will be reduced to ashes.
Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:12 pm
by Avron the S'wit
Be kind, my housecarl! We shall wage our walls properly - in the kitchen!
If you guys vote for the sweetroll bakeoff, I will record it and we will make a video. Promise!
Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:13 pm
by Musicman247
If you vote rap battle we will record it and make a video. Promise!
Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:13 pm
by POMC S117
Through trap detecting skill.
Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:15 pm
by Eltee
I see no striptease competition. 
Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:16 pm
by Dohva.
Sweetroll bakeoff with a twist: perhaps a sujamma chugging contest as well.
Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:17 pm
by Witchery
A joust!
Or sweet roll baking. That works too.
Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:17 pm
by p-sto
If we pick striptease competition I will record and post that video. I recommend drinking first for those that are old enough because you probably won't want to remember what you see.
Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:18 pm
by Derp53
Hell just one bottle of the stuff is enough to knock out a full grown bull netch. Avron being a small human couldn't handle that Dovahkiin.
Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:30 pm
by Fiar
Our sweetrolls bring all the girls to the yard, and we're like, ROCK YEAH, they're better than yours!
Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:17 pm
by Musicman247
Everybody vote for rap battle. you know you want to see The Queen rap.
Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:49 pm
by Fiar
Overlord Musicman wrote:Everybody vote for rap battle. you know you want to see The Queen rap.
Everybody loses if we see a white girl rap. At least with sweetrolls, even in defeat, you can enjoy yourself!
Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:07 pm
by thamoirthegreat
Voted for rap battle!
Re: How Shall The War Be Waged?
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:01 am
by BetaB17
Death by my pastry it shall be!
Even when you die, you will know the taste that is bliss before your fire is gone. I am an expert at these crafts, and our lady of the crown is one not shy of this challenge.