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Dear loyal friends, companions, and subjects,

Dark days are upon UESP. For too long I have tolerated the bitter words typed out at the end of fat, stubby fingers belonging to the heathen and liar named MUSICMA'AM. He has turned his back on UESP and attempts to overthrow the High Queen, who has dedicated her life - nay!, her very soul! - into these forums over the years.

He calls you but noobs! Useless! Unimportant members! Even worse, he butchers the High Queen's words so it seems she sucks at grammar! Will you stand it?

Stand by my side and together, we shall keep the forums a happy place, free from the tyranny of musical madmen! Join me as a thane and fight the good fight!

Let UESP stand proud at your side!



With love, justice, and sweetrolls,

Your faithful High Queen

Unfortunately I'm bound by oath to defy you my sweet queen.

Music has a more amusing username.

You shall never stop the sweet Music of Musicma'am! His...Or her, melodies will ravage your unworthy souls, and banish them to a veritable HELL! Woe to your souls, for they know not true bliss.

FOR THE OVERLORD!

Fools! Get out of here! This is a place for my glorious thanes!

Avron the S'wit wrote:Fools! Get out of here! This is a place for my glorious thanes!

I'm a mountain, I'll move when I damn well please! And right now, I plan on sleeping here for a thousand years, and when I wake up, sweet universal conquest! Or more sleeping.

I AM a thane.
Fine. I like the concept of orange Sweet rolls more than Black stuff.

I fight for you my queen.

. . . These are troubling times in the kingdom.

Pick a side or die to my blade.

Do I get to be Ackbar?

Witchery wrote:. . . These are troubling times in the kingdom.

Hardly troubling, my dear Witchery. Just a momentary hiccup because someone can't stand to see a strong woman in power. But we shall overcome!

BLASPHEMERS! IN THE HIGH COURT OF OUR QUEEN NO LESS! BEGONE VILE DAEMONS!

CONVERT OR PERISH! All hail the cats, all praise the s'wits, all bow before your queen!

*praises the queen*

Strong smelling woman, more like.

Vive la résistance!

Chaos the N'wah wrote:BLASPHEMERS! IN THE HIGH COURT OF OUR QUEEN NO LESS! BEGONE VILE DAEMONS!

CONVERT OR PERISH! All hail the cats, all praise the s'wits, all bow before you're queen!

You have spoken true! A special honor is bestowed upon you, my fellow Dunmeris-loving friend!

your*

Come on guys. we're lawful.

Musicma'am's evil powers have ruined our otherwise beautiful grammar. He must fall!

Chaos the N'wah wrote:BLASPHEMERS! IN THE HIGH COURT OF OUR QUEEN NO LESS! BEGONE VILE DAEMONS!

CONVERT OR PERISH! All hail the cats, all praise the s'wits, all bow before you're queen!

Sounds like someone is lacking a good belly scratch! Come here, kitty kitty! Let me scratch you the way, only a musical being can!

What.
You named somebody ELSE General?

Dearest queen, if you need a stealthy assassin my skills are at your service. Poisons, silent arrows, we can do this Machiavellian style.

Although I demand pay up front in cream boiled treats. I despise sweetrolls.

Good friends, don't quarrel. Support He-Man and Team Peace - FOR DEMOCRACY!

Yes, come to me, my Lieutenant!

Dohvakiin2013 wrote:Dearest queen, if you need a stealthy assassin my skills are at you're service. Poisons, silent arrows, we can do this Machiavellian style.

Although I demand pay up front in cream boiled treats. I despise sweetrolls.

Done!

Musicma'am wrote:Strong smelling woman, more like.

Vive la résistance!

Your rebellion will be squashed! Your perceived slights are meaningless!