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In this thread, we remember all of the innocent and not so innocent people who were either in our way or in the wrong place at the wrong time in TES IV.

RIP S'thasa of Border Watch. I got tired of going to buy lock picks from Shady Sam and being horrible enough at stealth that I got caught picking your pocket, so I sunk Chillrend into your back so I could complete the damned prophecy and get Wabbajack. I technically did it for the greater good, so I could help Martin save the world and all that jazz, but you didn't really deserve it. Such is the life of a Blades agent and a rogue.

RIP So many golden saints and dark seducers, I spend hours fighting you my loyal guards.

Oh, Gwinas. Other people keep saying that you would've surrendered that note and turned your back on the Mythic Dawn if I ever bothered to actually talk to you. Almost makes me feel sorry about stabbing you while you slept in that hotel bed.

Almost.

RIP

How is that a spoiler? I was told to guard him with my life...

...and the deadliest weapon I had at my disp— oh, why do I bother.

RIP Baurus.

Why did you stop being essential...

RIP Adoring fan (so many times...)

That Lucine Lechance fellow was a bit odd. But I guess he didn't deserve to die. RIP...

RIP half of Bravil, it took one wrongly aimed fireball to start a massacre. *sigh*

RIP 11 skeletons, a bandit, 2 wolves and a thing with no arms. Vanaz needed you to attack him a lot to level his heavy armour.

And then he levelled up and needed to get blade up 10 levels as well...

RIP Brad.

He wasn't an NPC, but stilll...

...ouch.

RIP Mazoga.

We had some good adventures together; but you were just to conveniently handy when I finaly wanted Lucien to visit me.

^ that's the character that made me start hating orcs. Glad she's dead.

I think she was one of the more likeable Orcs actually. "God's Ghoulies!" haha.... Ah well. Haven't played Oblivion since Saturday so nothing new to add, except to say that if I'd had this thread made since 2006 it would contain over a hundred just from me.

RIP: Sickly Bernice, okay in all honesty she isn't dead, but imminent death is just around the corner, so close, but so far away.....

Also guy who wanted me to kill you, I just pushed you off the stairs and laughed.

Join me in hoisting a toast to my Adoring Fan!

He's not actually dead, though. I simply led him into the necromancer's chamber in Benirus Manor and kindly asked him to stand.

Not over there. Here.

I walked back out, turned and waved. He smiled.

I sealed the door.

Dusk paints the skies before my eyes with violet and pink. A cool breeze brushes my face. I hear people chatting at a nearby tavern. And I smile.

Because he's still there.

RIP Bernadette Peneles.

Yes, I told Glarthnir that you were spying on him. And he killed you in your bed.

But I wanted an extra free bed in Skingrad, and I wanted to try out the alchemist girl's suggestion of necrophilia. And we've had some grand nights together after you were dead, didn't we?! Whew!


(by the gods, this is one of the funniest threads I've seen in a long time...)

RIP George

you were a good PC, sadly the games bugginess has forced me to end your existence. i am sorry.

RIP Berich Inian.
You didn't even make it out of the Chapel Undercroft. Neither did those three Imperial soldiers who came to help. Useless bunch you were. Left poor Muril to fend off all those Xivilai on her own.

To the adoring fan! You where and amazing target for bowpractice, a perfect meatshield and you've died for me 127 times! You wont be forgotten despite that you're annoying!
And a toast to Ocheeva and Tenaaiva! May Sithis be with you!

To all those extremely useful... um, I meant helpful...people on the docks in Anvil who just happened to be between me and the three robbers standing outside the shop when I shot at them from cover halfway down the dock...

RIP adoring fan, though I am unknown of your exact fate, I hope you will forgive me for leaving you trapped in oblivion

RIP to my fellow Mages in bruma. I wished I could save you all, and I am so sorry I was not there to protect you all

And most of all.. RIP to my good friends I slaughtered in the Dark Brotherhood. I am burdened by my mistakes and crimes against the Black Hand.. but I still regret my cleansing of the sanctuary.. may sithis show you paradise and curse the man that saught to ruin us all

RIP Azani Blackheart. You were between me and my paycheck. Your armor is useful.

For Francois Motierre

When the zombies came running
I went with my cunning
And dashed the hell out of there

Never will I return below
Lest I be ripped apart from head to toe
By Motierre, and his demonic, raging kin.

..but, yeah, being level 4 has its disadvantages.

R.I.P.

The denizens of the waterfront. In that moment of surprise when I was set upon by a lone Mythic Dawn assassin, I flung a fire spell... and missed. I do hope the Guards forgive me at some point. This plane of Oblivion is hot... and very empty