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Orc Women
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 9:29 am
by boltonbrowne
This is why I love them...
If there are any fellow orc-lovers out there, feel free to share your reasons!
And if you don't think they're unbelivably sexy, open this spoiler...
Strange....don't know why that first img isn't turning up. Link should work...
Re: Orc Women
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 3:43 pm
by Pilaf The Defiler
I'm a big fan.
Orc women make my dark knight rise.
Re: Orc Women
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 4:55 pm
by Dark Spark
Aaaaaaannnd— eew.
Re: Orc Women
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 5:03 pm
by legoless
I don't get it. Green skin and a terrible underbite. An orc woman is more masculine than an elven man.
Re: Orc Women
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 5:18 pm
by House of the Wolf
To each their own taste(s).. There are fetishes dedicated to Oompa Loompa attraction, so..why not Orc?
Re: Orc Women
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 5:33 pm
by Dark Spark
House of the Wolf wrote:To each their own taste(s).. There are fetishes dedicated to Oompa Loompa attraction, so..why not Orc?
Mind you, Orcs epitomize strength. Ain't nuthin' feminine 'bout that.
As to Oompa Loompas: green hair, orange skin. Carrots.
*horrified shudder*
Re: Orc Women
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 5:37 pm
by Crimson-Claw
It's those teeth. They're a bit of a turn-off...
Re: Orc Women
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 5:37 pm
by House of the Wolf
Dark Spark wrote:House of the Wolf wrote:To each their own taste(s).. There are fetishes dedicated to Oompa Loompa attraction, so..why not Orc?
Mind you, Orcs epitomize strength. Ain't nuthin' feminine 'bout that.
As to Oompa Loompas: green hair, orange skin. Carrots.
*horrified shudder*
Hey, I don't mind strong, masculine-type women--I just want to be able to actually kiss them, you know...without fear of an overbite ripping my face off. (And I'm just keeping this as PG as I can)
Re: Orc Women
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:00 pm
by Yaije
legoless wrote:I don't get it. Green skin and a terrible underbite. An orc woman is more masculine than an elven man.
Those are men?
Re: Orc Women
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:27 pm
by legoless
Yaije wrote:legoless wrote:I don't get it. Green skin and a terrible underbite. An orc woman is more masculine than an elven man.
Those are men?
male elves*
Re: Orc Women
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 10:51 pm
by Evil-i
legoless wrote:I don't get it. Green skin and a terrible underbite. An orc woman is more masculine than an elven man.
A lowly turnip is more masculine than an elven man.
Orc love I can understand, but I'll never understand the elven fetish that saturates this forum.
Re: Orc Women
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 11:09 pm
by Derp53
Evil-i wrote:legoless wrote:I don't get it. Green skin and a terrible underbite. An orc woman is more masculine than an elven man.
A lowly turnip is more masculine than an elven man.
Orc love I can understand,
but I'll never understand the elven fetish that saturates this forum.
Hissien much
jk? I always liked orc ladies, I've never actually, cared about the overbite because nord females are better for those purposes.
Re: Orc Women
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 11:26 pm
by p-sto
Ethereal Eleven Overhaul does a lot to help the looks of Altmer. I now find myself stopping to look at Niranye from time to time. As for orcs, they don't do much for me but I see how some people could like them.
Re: Orc Women
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:01 am
by Dohva.
I find Orc women rather beautiful in an exotic way. Their big teeth are endearing.
And I'm all for elfie love. (P-sto, not all of them need Ethereal Elven Overhaul ha ha)
Re: Orc Women
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:10 am
by MidbossVyers
Admittedly, the Skyrim ones look better than the Oblivion ones.
Re: Orc Women
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:13 am
by Derp53
Dohvakiin2012 wrote:I find Orc women rather beautiful in an exotic way. Their big teeth are endearing.
And I'm all for elfie love. (P-sto, not all of them need Ethereal Elven Overhaul ha ha)
Niranye is the only exception for this, and maybe Ondolemar. But that's about it really, Also Sylmirie, I forgot her too
Re: Orc Women
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:33 am
by Dohva.
I think you can make any character of any race attractive if you take the appropriate time on their face.
Re: Orc Women
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:37 am
by Derp53
Oh yeah, remember Ariel. That only took an hour of work on her face
Re: Orc Women
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:34 am
by Yaije
legoless wrote:
male elves*
again... those are male?
Re: Orc Women
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 7:19 am
by Stormborn
This forum goes to some weird places!
Re: Orc Women
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 7:45 am
by This Is My Name
Stormborn wrote:This forum goes to some weird places!
This is nothing compared to the Bioware Social Network.
Re: Orc Women
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 3:58 pm
by Red Guardian
I like Orc women too, TC. You're not alone.
I find that strength belief to be kinda sexy. Nobody likes a wimp.
Re: Orc Women
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:22 pm
by Hissien
The red eyed orc looks like a Dunmer with an underbite...
Anyway I'm not really into beings that actually worship a god born from poo…
Re: Orc Women
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 5:40 pm
by Derp53
Hissien wrote:The red eyed orc looks like a Dunmer with an underbite...
Anyway I'm not really into beings that actually worship a god born from poo…
Actually, Malacath was eaten first then came out, without the poo part. And at least orcs can swing a two handed weapon without looking they need a break after every swing. cough *
altmer/bosmer* cough cough
Re: Orc Women
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 5:45 pm
by Hissien
Oh so he
is poo. That is so much better!
