Favorite ES Insult
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 1:13 am
Whether it be the classics like n'wah or the more modern milk-drinker,
What's that one insult that really stuck to you?
What's that one insult that really stuck to you?
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Favorite ES Insult
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Re: Favorite ES Insult
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 2:21 am
Filthy s'wit! You n'wah! --The classics, for sure.
Re: Favorite ES Insult
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:12 am
HEY ICEBAINS
HEY MELON NOSE
HEY SKEEVER BUT
HEY MELON NOSE
HEY SKEEVER BUT
Re: Favorite ES Insult
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:45 pm
"I've fought mudcrabs fiercer than you!"
Re: Favorite ES Insult
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 2:35 pm
I've called people a Fetcher before.
Leaves 'em rather bemused.
Leaves 'em rather bemused.
Re: Favorite ES Insult
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 2:39 pm
Imperial Milk Drinker!
Re: Favorite ES Insult
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 2:48 pm
Not technically an insult but I'd like the one from the guards about being the new member of the companions when they finish by asking if you fetch the mead. Them there's fighting words where I come from and result in an arrow to the nads.
Re: Favorite ES Insult
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 2:58 pm
Milk Drinker, mostly cause the first time someone called me that I was actually drinking milk
Re: Favorite ES Insult
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:49 pm
"DIE CUR!"
"I've fought mudcrabs fiercer than you!"
"You move like a pregnant cow!!"
Imperial milk-drinker is very good, too.
"I've fought mudcrabs fiercer than you!"
"You move like a pregnant cow!!"
Imperial milk-drinker is very good, too.
Re: Favorite ES Insult
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:50 pm
i wasn't even an imperial that one timeRed Guardian wrote:"DIE CUR!"
"I've fought mudcrabs fiercer than you!"
"You move like a pregnant cow!!"
Imperial milk-drinker is very good, too.
Re: Favorite ES Insult
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:51 pm
^ Racists. Racists everywhere.
Re: Favorite ES Insult
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 6:54 pm
I once heard an NPC call a wood elf a tree-humper. I couldn't stop laughing.
Re: Favorite ES Insult
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 4:54 am
Bahahahaha that is honestly the funniest thing I have heard today. Is that in Oblivion?
There's always the classic "STOP CRIMINAL SCUM" I swear that is the most annoyingest thing in Oblivion. I realise annoyingest isn't a word but meh.
There's always the classic "STOP CRIMINAL SCUM" I swear that is the most annoyingest thing in Oblivion. I realise annoyingest isn't a word but meh.
Re: Favorite ES Insult
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 9:54 am
"Silly me— the book has no pictures. Can't expect you to go and read that, can I..."
"...I, for one, would like to eat your eyes."
"...I, for one, would like to eat your eyes."
Re: Favorite ES Insult
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 12:57 pm
"After I kill you, I am going to rape your corpse. Don't worry, I'll be gentle."
Re: Favorite ES Insult
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 1:04 pm
"I heard a rumor that you're an idiot. Any truth to that?"
Spotted in a user's sig. I love that crotchety old pit master.
Spotted in a user's sig. I love that crotchety old pit master.
Re: Favorite ES Insult
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 6:56 pm
Eltee wrote:"After I kill you, I am going to rape your corpse. Don't worry, I'll be gentle."
And which TES game was that in???One word... HALT!Mr.Argonian wrote:There's always the classic "STOP CRIMINAL SCUM" I swear that is the most annoyingest thing in Oblivion.
Re: Favorite ES Insult
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 7:53 pm
No, it's in Skyrim. From a mod called Intersting NPCs: http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/8429/.Mr.Argonian wrote:Bahahahaha that is honestly the funniest thing I have heard today. Is that in Oblivion?
There's always the classic "STOP CRIMINAL SCUM" I swear that is the most annoyingest thing in Oblivion. I realise annoyingest isn't a word but meh.
Re: Favorite ES Insult
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 10:31 pm
I like "Damn Madanach! Damn his Forsworn backside!" and also "How dare he bring that Thalmor [&@%!]"
Re: Favorite ES Insult
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:25 am
"A conjurer, eh? Conjure me up a warm bed."
Re: Favorite ES Insult
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 4:59 am
"Imperial dog"....that npc doed a terrible death for that comment.
Re: Favorite ES Insult
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 3:43 pm
You move like a pregnant cow!
Re: Favorite ES Insult
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:50 am
"You elves are all the same! All FLASH, and no FURY!"
"Jump on my sword while you still can!" (only funny in a perverted way)
"By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! the Grand Champion! I can't belive it's you, standing here, next to me."
"Jump on my sword while you still can!" (only funny in a perverted way)
"By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! the Grand Champion! I can't belive it's you, standing here, next to me."
Re: Favorite ES Insult
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 12:07 pm
'Well aren't you the high tom titty?'
Re: Favorite ES Insult
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:23 pm
Milk Drinker!
and, "You move like a pregnant cow!" because I actually moved worse than that.
and, "You move like a pregnant cow!" because I actually moved worse than that.