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Am I the only one that thinks Jurassic Park III is among the worst movies of all time. Not only do they kill of the T-rex(tottal blasphemous I might say), and spit on the memory of the first 2, but there represenetation of the dinosaurs is totally inacurate and they depict them as monsters abd not animals like the previous movies.

If any one else agrees with me please give your reasons.

While that is a close contender, for the terrible acting, I think The Room is the worst movie of all time.
Here is something to get you started .

Wow, that was terrible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpfPmvG6 ... re=related
"Did you get the promotion?"
"Nah"
"You didn't get it, did you?
.... I'm speechless.

This pretty much sums up the whole movie.

I feel like that's supposed to be satirical. At one point she spawns a jug of water in her hand.
Anyway, after seeing those I need to see the film.
Even if it's just to laugh at it.

It's a movie so bad it's good.
Here is the full movie if you have the time to watch it .

Lisa, she thinks about everything.
Wouldn't this go in Multimedia?

Yeah, it should .
@Sav "You are tearing me apart, Lisa!"
"You invited all of my friends to the party. Good thinking!"

Savilius wrote:

Don't think, experience

FrostMage79x wrote:

Savilius wrote:

Don't think, experience

Speaking of experience, i remember a couple of months ago sending a guy on Xbox Live a hateful message. His only response was: YOUR'E TEARING ME APART LISA.

Aww, memories.

FrostMage79x wrote:While that is a close contender, for the terrible acting, I think The Room is the worst movie of all time.
Here is something to get you started .

lulz.The Room.
"I did not hit her, it's not true, it's all bull [&@%!], I did not hit her. I did not. Ohai Mark. "

Try to find 'Attack of the giant Moussaka'.

What's our minimum here? I mean, there's an awful lot of unbearably bad arthouse, indie, and student films floating around; is it really fair to include crap like Equestrian Sexual Response or that five minute long slasher flick my cousin did in film school? Are we talking BAD bad films? Or films that are so bad they're good? There's a big difference between endearing shlock like Carnosaur and tedious pieces of helluloid like Madea, and there's a further difference between both of those categories and overrated "masterpieces" like The Deer Hunter. And finally, is this subjective or objective? Cuz I'll tell ya, subjectively speaking, the worst film I've ever seen was Inglorious Basterds, hands down. It's not the worst film ever made, no, but it was the biggest film-going disappointment I've ever forced myself to sit through.

A very bad B movie called ''100 million BC'' I think, for a while the film was ok, until the T-Rex show up in the middle of the city looking like it was made on Spore, and the Jpeg chopper show up an moves around, I think they hired an infant to wave around a toy heli for that bit, yeah, I can't really explain how bad it is.

Pretty much..

The Room is funny. Another funny bad film is The Giant Claw I love it. Mega Piranha is also funny bad.
2001 is a very overrated film anyway, so boring nothing happens. The HAL part was good but even that was drawn out. However my most hated film is Alien 3.

anything made by Uwe Boll has to be up there

Well, I intended for this to be a discussion about how terrible JP III is but I see its gone off in a total different direction.

JP III is better than JP II, there I said it.

Off topic from Jurassic Park, the worst movie that is so terrible it's good would be Duel. It's an hour and a half movie where about an hour of it is a guy in a semi truck trying to kill a guy in a valiant with a slant-6 in it. The're driving through the desert..and.. it's just bad.

Knight Captain Kerr wrote:JP III is better than JP II, there I said it.

That is a lie. JP II had a better and more realistic story, was scientifically accurate for its time, had better characters, and had that true JP feel. The makers of JP III just didn't capture it right.

Edit: And the ending was just amazing.

I quite enjoy kitsch cinema, so my 'worst' films wouldn't actually be the worst as they'd also be quite enjoyable in their own way. That said, Silent Night Deadly Night 2 is about as bad as you can get without enjoying it, Garbage Day aside.