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Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:45 am**

Perhaps we should find a random stranger to murder...practice does make perfect~Spectral Assassin

Death is overrated~Falmer Servant

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:51 am**

"Cicero never understood thieves, really...take people's things before you kill them? And they say I'm crazy..." -Cicero

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2011 5:04 am**

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2011 5:05 am**

Also from Cicero... well, just read my signature.

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2011 5:36 am**

urthdigger wrote:I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Who says that?

Cicero is awesome, partly because of how he says things, aswell as what he says.
Kind of like Sheogorath, except I'd say Cicero's voice is better.

Aside from shiny, clinky gold and doing the fishstick: Do you get to the Cloud District often? Oh what am I saying- of course you don't.

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2011 7:22 am**

"May your road leads you to warm sands"

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2011 7:27 am**

"You do not even know our tongue, do you? Such arrogance, to dare take for yourself the name of Dovah..."

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2011 8:45 am**

I was in Dawnstar the other day when an Elder Dragon flies in, lands on a nearby building and looks directly at me.

I could hear a woman working the nearby smelter say, "My money's on the big one..."

Luckily for me, she would've lost.

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2011 9:29 am**

"I do love when the mortals know their being manipulated! Makes things infinitely more interesting!" Sheogorath

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:07 am**

Cicero...crazy...now thats madness!!!

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:26 am**

Narzul wrote:"You do not even know our tongue, do you? Such arrogance, to dare take for yourself the name of Dovah..."

This.
When I heard it, I got a mental image of Dovahkiin going "Duuuur, how do I spoke dragon?"

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:42 pm**

Mortal I give you my mace, in all its rusted spitefullness. Molag Bal

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2011 2:58 pm**

"Nord's armor has lots of fur. This sometimes makes M'aiq nervous."

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:33 pm**

"The only reason you could disagree is because you are losing so badly you cannot see it." - J'zargo

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:48 pm**

Too much magic can be dangerous. M'aiq once had two spells and burned his sweetroll.

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:03 pm**

Modryn wrote:"The only reason you could disagree is because you are losing so badly you cannot see it." - J'zargo

Thats a powerful quote!

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:07 pm**

"You're going to a wedding, you're going to mingle with the guests, eat some cake....stab the bride" - Astrid

Because that's the only reason I'd accept a wedding hit, to eat the cake.

"Was this before or after the Mythic Dawn attacked the emperor and Valen single-handedly fought them off?" - Romlyn Dreth
"Just shut up and drink, Romlyn." -Keerava

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2011 7:40 pm**

"Come to Winterhold to see the sights? Well, you've seen them."

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:56 pm**

Gods gave you two hands. You should use both of them for your weapon (random guard)
You make a fine rug, Cat (random opponent)

and although cured, I still keep getting:
I find your wolfish grin ... unsettling. Reminds me of Lord Vader.

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2011 11:24 pm**

Arch-Mage Matt wrote:Also from Cicero... well, just read my signature.

I've never heard him say that, but its hilarious.

My personal favorite is when you kill Mirmulnir and he yells, "Dovakhiin?! NOOooooo!"

The actual ingame emphasis is slightly different, but that's how I always hear it in my head.

Also, the way Sheogorath says my sig always makes me chuckle.

Posted: **Sun Jan 01, 2012 5:23 am**

M'aiq the Liar wrote:"M'aiq was soul trapped once. Not very pleasant. You should think about that once in a while."

Then again, everything M'aiq says is pure gold and I love it when I find him.

Posted: **Sun Jan 01, 2012 7:25 am**

M'aiq and Sheogorath are pure gold, everything they say is a memorable quote in any game they're in.

Posted: **Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:49 pm**

"The greatest emperor that ever lived! Well, except for that Martin fellow, but he turned into a dragon god! And that's hardly sporting." Sheogorath

Posted: **Sun Jan 01, 2012 10:01 pm**

urthdigger wrote:"The greatest emperor that ever lived! Well, except for that Martin fellow, but he turned into a dragon god! And that's hardly sporting." Sheogorath

I second this, I just couldn't find the exact quote quick enough. Thanks!

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2012 11:11 am**

I already posted but this is quite a powerful quote

"He is the pus in the wound. Oh, proper ones curl their noses, but it's pus that drinks foul humors and restores the blood. I worship Peryite, yes, because sometimes the world can only be cleansed by disease." - Khajiit at Peryite shrine

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