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The Bar
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 5:15 pm
by Candc4
Hello I am Father O'mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan(who is also italian) and I am the cook, at The Bar I make yummy food such as, peanut butter and octapus sandwichs and Kentucky fried jellyfish I have an irrational hatred of mudcrabs.
Re: The Bar
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 5:35 pm
by MARS
I'm the cook. Yarr.
Now please explain to me...
What? 
Re: The Bar
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 5:36 pm
by Candc4
mars wrote:I'm the cook. Yarr.
Now please explain to me...
What?
Ok we serve customers in a role playing oh and I also do not allow mudcrabs in my bar
Re: The Bar
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 6:04 pm
by MARS
Erm...I already have to do that IRL so I'll pass 
Re: The Bar
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 6:09 pm
by Generalno1
Ok...
This is a roleplay, right?
Re: The Bar
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 6:12 pm
by MARS
I believe so. A Roleplay that I don't fully understand. Let's wait and see.
Re: The Bar
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 6:19 pm
by Wolfie
He wants to do a Role play where we run a bar in TES universe I guess. (by the fact he said mudcrabs)
Re: The Bar
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 6:33 pm
by Candc4
Wolfie wrote:He wants to do a Role play where we run a bar in TES universe I guess. (by the fact he said mudcrabs)
Correct
Re: The Bar
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 6:36 pm
by MARS
In that case I'll be the breathtakingly hot prostitute, suggestively sitting in the corner.
"'Ey sexy. Want some fun?"
Re: The Bar
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 6:37 pm
by Candc4
mars wrote:In that case I'll be the breathtakingly hot prostitute, suggestively sitting in the corner.
"'Ey sexy. Want some fun?"
hey you there in the corner want anything??
Re: The Bar
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 6:37 pm
by Generalno1
Alrighty then, as long as it's got a few people, no problem.
can't be just random chit chat though.
Re: The Bar
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 6:39 pm
by deadknight
Can i be the barman?
Re: The Bar
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 6:41 pm
by Candc4
sure and I will be the boss also watching you making sure no mudcrabs go in the salad, the mudcrabs belong in the soup
Re: The Bar
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 6:42 pm
by deadknight
Fine....but as a barman, i only handle the drinks, not the food
Re: The Bar
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 6:43 pm
by Candc4
I know what I mean is I watch all of you
Re: The Bar
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 6:49 pm
by Trelares
Need someone to cut through all the hard daedric meat and mutcrab shells ?^^
I have my own knife and magic fork
.
Re: The Bar
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 6:51 pm
by Candc4
OK here is a mud-crab Kill It Like The Rest just stay out of my pears they are mine
Re: The Bar
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 6:54 pm
by MARS
Mars the prostitute was exposing herself in the corner on that very cold and wet evening. Many eyes were fixed on her but none had the coin to pay for her services.
Re: The Bar
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 6:58 pm
by Candc4
sorry nobody's here but would you like a drink while you wait, on the house if i get 10% of your profits.
Re: The Bar
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 7:00 pm
by MARS
"I'm your employee you mindless oaf!" she replied as she hastily put her undergarments back on.
Re: The Bar
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 7:31 pm
by Trelares
I ram my fork through the hard shell of the crab everybody can hear it cracking. Pull out my knife and cut it in two halfs, like this boss?
Re: The Bar
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 7:33 pm
by Candc4
awesome those mud crab will rue the day they messed with Father O'mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan(who is also italian)
Re: The Bar
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 7:34 pm
by Iamgoofball
Name: Garion Iron-Grip
Gender: Male
Age : 27
Hair Color: Sandy-colored
Eye Color: blue
Bio:(Dont feel like it.)
Personality: Calm and understanding.
(Thank you, Camp for idiots!)
As Garion walked in the bar, he caught a smell of beer and ale. He carefully stepped over the loudly snoring drunk lying on the floor, and took a seat at the counter. "One shot. Surprise me with whatever beer you get." He told the barman.
Re: The Bar
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 7:35 pm
by Candc4
got one glass of octopus surprise
Re: The Bar
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 7:36 pm
by MARS
The prostitue saw the opportunity and quickly went over to the new customer.
"Hey..." she said seductively. "Feel like sharing a bed with me? I'm so cold..."