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Yes. It's back.

The previous summer has passed and a new one has dawned. And with every passing year, Scoutmaster Rose get prettier and Scoutmaster Tom gets grumpier. But this does not hinder the sheer idiocy of their fine campers.

First, I’d like to give you a nice, friendly little welcome to Camp Elk - known to some as “Camp for Idiots”. As you may have guessed, it is not uncommon for the children who attend there to be idiots; aka do really stupid things for no absolute reason other than the fact that they are bored.

Camp Elk, unlike many other summer camps, houses both male and female scouts, aging from thirteen to seventeen. Male scouts, led by Scoutmaster Tom Williamson, are known as “Buck Scouts”. Female scouts, led by Scoutmaster Rose Allon, are known as “Doe Scouts”. Both Buck and Doe Scouts complete activities together. They do not compete against each other.

However, there is a form of competition among the Elk Scouts as a whole - badges, and stars. Badges are gained by completing tasks that the badges require. For example, the Badge of Athletics would be gained by winning a certain athletic event. The Badge of Bravery for some sort of brave event, and so on. For a list of badges, see below. Badges are pinned on sashes given to every Elk Scout in the beginning of the summer.

Stars are gained by performing good deeds. Each Scout has their stars posted under their name on the bulletin board in the cafeteria. Whoever has the most stars by the end of the summer gets a special prize…

Badges

Note that badges can be lost by doing bad deeds.

Badge of Honor
Requirements: Perform an act of great generosity.

Badge of Athletics
Requirements: Win an athletic event.

Badge of Organization
Requirements: Report to the cafeteria earlier than required.

Badge of Fishing
Requirements: Catch the biggest fish of the day.

The Roleplay

This roleplay is a comedy based on summer camp. Do funny stuff. It’s meant for funny stuff. Will there be serious parts? Sure, be definitely not a whole lot of them! We need personalities of all kinds - cool, arrogant, nerdy, flirtatious, idiotic, smart - it’ll all add to the funny! Have a blast at Camp Elk, people!

Activities

There are numerous activities at Camp Elk. The day’s activities will be posted on the bulletin board in the cafeteria. The activities are

Hiking

Swimming

Fishing

Boating

Bird Watching

Football (Americano)

Soccer

Running

Field Trips (all-day activity - if it’s not on the list, you simply can’t do it due to the lack of a bus)

Some will be listed on the bulletin board one day, and not on the next. You are not allowed to do activities that are not on the bulletin board. But who follows the rules at Camp Elk???

Camp Rules (the rules of the Camp)

-Report to the cafeteria by 8 in the morning

-Never take part in an activity that is not on the bulletin board

-Be kind and generous

-Show respect to the scoutmasters and staff

-Never be away from your cabin after 9 at night

-You MUST take a shower at least once a day

-No feeding the wildlife unless given the permission to do so.

-No cell-phones, iPods, or any other form of entertaining technology is allowed on the campgrounds.

-No sneaking out of the detention room!

-Any breakers of the rules will be held in the detention room in your scoutmaster’s cabin.

Uniforms

Boys’ uniforms consist of a tan, button-down shirt with a matching pair of pants or shorts. They have a handkerchief tied around their necks. Buck Scouts have the option of having short or long sleeved shirts. They also have the option of having either pants or shorts.

Girls’ uniforms consist of a tan, button-down shirt with a matching pair of shorts or a skirt. They too have a handkerchief tied around their necks. Doe Scouts have the option of having short or long sleeved shirts. They also have the option of having either a long skirt, a short skirt, long short, or short shorts.

Cabins

I will sort your characters into their cabins.

Character Sheets

For those of you who participated in the first Camp for Idiots - Yes, you can use the same character as you did before. Or, you can use a completely different one. It’s all up to you.

Name:

Gender (Girls are Doe Scouts, boys are Buck Scouts):

Age (must be within the range of 13-17):

Hair Color:

Eye Color:

Height:

Weight:

Physical Appearance (not including uniform):

Uniform (short sleeved or long sleeved shirts, for boys either pick pants or shorts, for girls either pick long skirts or long shorts, long shorts or short shorts):

Bio:

Personality:

Maps

Map of Camp Elk
Map of the camp's docks
Map of the lands surrounded Camp Elk

Rules

1. I’m GM. You iz not GM! I am!

2. Each cabin has its own shower, FYI.

3. I’ll sort your characters into their cabins.

4. Romance is allowed, of course. It’s a comedy RP! In fact, UESP’s first roleplay kiss was in Camp for Idiots.

5. Be funny. There will be serious moments, but about 94% of this will be funny.

6. You can pretty much do anything you want in this. No limitations.

7. I’ll control the Scoutmasters. You have permission to control other members of the staff.

9. Camp Elk is located in the Northern USA. Not sure which state though…

10. This IS a comedy. If you are annoyed by the absolute stupidity of this roleplay, get the hell out right now (jk)!

11. Have fun, people!

ALL HAIL THE MASTER OF MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Garion Iron-Grip.

Gender (Girls are Doe Scouts, boys are Buck Scouts): Boy

Age (must be within the range of 13-17): 14

Hair Color: Sandy Colored hair.

Eye Color: Sapphire eyes.

Height: 6 feet.

Weight: 130 pounds.

Physical Appearance (not including uniform): Innocent-looking.

Uniform (short sleeved or long sleeved shirts, for boys either pick pants or shorts, for girls either pick long skirts or long shorts, long shorts or short shorts): Shorts with short-sleeved shirt.

Bio:A young man with a streak of common sense in him.

Personality: He has a streak of solid common sense and honesty.

Alright, but you'll need a last name and bio to join this RP.

The name of this roleplay makes me laugh loud

I'm in
My character

Name: Johnny Johnny

Gender: Buck Scout

Age: 17

Hair Color: Dark Blonde

Eye Color: Brown

Height: 5.7 feet...or 1.75m

Weight:77kg...or 170 pounds

Physical Appearance: Athletic,....he likes sport...he also wears a cap (if that all right)

Uniform: Black shorts and red-black short sleeved shirt

Bio:he's been banned from school twice in a month

Personality:Idiotic, cool, kinda smart( an evil smartness )

(Will revealed through RP count?)

You're in. Welcome to CFI.

Iamgoofball wrote:(Will revealed through RP count?)

Sorry, mate. It's gotta be in the character sheet.

Name: Andy Olsen.
Gender: Male.
Age: 15
Hair color: Dark brown
Eye color: Blue
Height: 174,76463534 cm
Weight: 43,86342354 kg
Physical Aappearance: Very slim, but little upper body strength. Has very high cheekbones, and a face that always looks serious.
Uniform: Long sleeved shirt and pants.
Bio: He has never had a real friend in his life, but it doesn't matter to him. He spends all his time doing mathematics, so his parents sent to the camp, to let widen his circle.
Personality: Very, very smart for his age, with an IQ well over average. He is very afraid to get dirty, and likes to keep indoors. He does not understand many social aspects like sarcasm and insults.

I'm obviously joining with a Mary/Gary Sue.

Yes. YES. I hoped I'd live to see this again.

Name: Holly Finnegan

Gender: Femme

Age (must be within the range of 13-17): 16

Hair Color: Dark Brown

Eye Color: Blue

Height: 5'10"

Weight: 58kg

Physical Appearance: This.

Uniform: Short sleeves, short shorts

Bio: After growing up in England, the apple pie American setting of Camp Elk is all very new to Holly. Her actual past isn't very important to her, so she hasn't shared much of it.

Personality: Holly tends to be very moodswingy, but in general she's a pretty emotional person. She's normally quite active and social, but often just wants to be alone. While not rude or misanthropic, she has little time for people she doesn't like, but she acts very amicably to those she likes or has just met. Unfortunately, she often has trouble concentrating or enjoying things she doesn't like, which may be a problem in the camp.



Yeah, I'm playing myself. Get over it, this is the only RP when I actually do it.

(Alright, Can I join now?)

Welcome back to Camp for Idiots, Veck!

All characters that have been posted are accepted.

Bonk.

Name: Mario Scarpa

Gender: Maschio

Age: 17

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Brown

Height: 5’9

Weight: 150 lbs

Physical Appearance (not including uniform): Thick black hair, dark skin, and deep brown eyes. He has high and pronounced cheekbones, giving him a somewhat “Elfish” appearance. His teeth are straight and perfectly white. He is not overly muscular, but he is athletic, fast, and agile.

Uniform: Short sleeved shirt w/ pants

Bio: Mario Scarpa was born in a large Italian neighborhood in New York. His father owned a very successful Italian restaurant called “Lo Scarpa di Italia” in Manhattan. Mario has a knack for getting into trouble, and his parents grew worried about his trouble-making issues. They sent him to Camp Elk in order to “keep him away from trouble-making opportunities”. Little did they know that Mario fully intends to keep starting trouble at camp…

Personality: Mario’s personality is made up of arrogance, pomposity, provoking behavior, and a bit of charm. He enjoys fighting and exotic pranks. If he wants to do something, he’ll do it. If he doesn’t want to do something, he won’t. He will go out of his way to hit on each and every girl he deems attractive.

MARIO!!!!

What the... Your character has negative traits!? You can't do that!

I, too, am surprised. What the hell, Duh?

Eh. I can be random. N' stuff.


Name: Byron Cedric

Gender (Girls are Doe Scouts, boys are Buck Scouts): Buck Scout

Age (must be within the range of 13-17): 16

Hair Color: Very blonde hair

Eye Color: Ice blue eyes

Height: 5'9

Weight: 135 pounds.

Physical Appearance (not including uniform): Has a deep tan, unknown if it is natural or not. He has whitened teeth and may or may not have 'work done'.

Uniform (short sleeved or long sleeved shirts, for boys either pick pants or shorts, for girls either pick long skirts or long shorts, long shorts or short shorts): Long pants and a t-shirt, wears a expensive leather jacket over it (If that is okay)

Bio: Byron comes from money. He is worth millions, maybe billions. Byron was sent to Camp Elk by his father and his current girlfriend to "Experience a middle-class life so he can better relate to his lower peers" but really they just wanted him out of the house and their cleaning lady's brochure for Camp Elk was sitting around.

Personality: He's snobbish and arrogant, and sarcastic most of the time. He will give other characters nicknames, because he is above the normal names of commoners. He'll give others money for doing things for him.

Welcome aboard the SS Camp for Idiots, Matt.

Name: Jon Gratrix

Gender: Buck Scout

Age:15

Hair Color:Brown

Eye Color:Green

Height:5'6

Weight:145lbs

Physical Appearance:Slightly muscular, his hair is combed to the left sometimes, and sometimes it is just slightly messy. He has many scars on his wrists and legs from running in fields.

Uniform: Short sleeved shirt and pants.

Bio:Jon grew up being spoiled when he was young. He loves videogames, and gets beaten up alot. He pulled many pranks at school and at home, so his parents sent him to Camp Elk, hoping to get him away from them for a while.

Personality:Quiet, timid, but when comfortable he is funny, and not afraid to pull a prank. He isn't very fit, and almost never loses his temper.

So that's 7 Scouts. I'll give it a few more hours before we begin.

This never happened, comprende?

Veck wrote:We can always just make up some minor characters that we control. Adi's got a whole raiding party, remember.

Did you post in the wrong thread?

Dammit! Yes. I'll be quiet now...

I was the insane squirrel guy last time, can i still be that kind of character or is the crazy person role taken?

Veck wrote:Dammit! Yes. I'll be quiet now...

No! Keep talking! That's the point of Camp for Idiots!

Generalno1 wrote:I was the insane squirrel guy last time, can i still be that kind of character or is the crazy person role taken?

As long as you join, you can be anything you want.

Name: Charlie Onion

Gender: Buck scout

Age: 14

Hair color: Dark brown

Height: 1.75 meters (Sorry dont know feet )

Weight: 60 kg

Physical Appearance: Tall and very thin but he has some muscles. His hair is slightly long and messy. His eyes are grey.

Uniform: short sleeved shirt, and shorts,

Bio: Charlie was born in San Diego California where he got a hispanic accent. He moved to New York City when he was 8 and has been living there since. He went to Camp Elk because he thought it was an opportunity to meet new friends and girls.

Personality: He is very friendly and will hesitate when he seas a pretty girl to ask her out. He is very self-confident and thinks that all the girls want him. He likes video games and roleplaying in a video game forum. He doesn't like sports vey much even though he is good at them.