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I'm blunt, almost sociopathicaly so. I say anything that pops into my head if it makes sense.
I'm a miracle!!!
I wasn't supposed to be able to happen, but my parents really wanted me, so i happened anyway.

I hate electric cars, automatic transmission, and paddle shifting.

Yup.

All dogs love me except for one that hates my guts.

Officially from today i hate my neighbor's dog.
Also i like cats, dogs, snakes, lizards and other freaky animals.

I curse a lot, i dont like being yelled at and i sometimes do stupid things. I wont give examples.

I can burp on command, bend my toes as if they were my fingers, crack the joints in my fingers in 5/6 different ways.

Well I can crack my jaw at will


I Read gone with the wind in 4th grade (and understood it)
was reading collage level in 3rd grade

I hvae a peic of bone missing in my knee
you hit me there i go down

Wolfie wrote:I hvae a peic of bone missing in my knee
you hit me there i go down

I'm terrified of rodents!
I know think that Two And a Half Men isn't a bit funny!
If it were up to me, the colour British Racing Green would be banned in all shapes and forms.
I'm slightly short-sighted but refuse to wear glasses.
I don't get on well at all with people who consider themselves, or attempt to be, "random".
I find every Hitler Downfall parody hilarious!
I don't have an iPod.
I'd drink WD40 every 10 minutes if it weren't damaging to your health.
Documentaries regarding monkies always make me laugh.

I kicked in a glass door. Right next to the teachers' lounge..

Mucro wrote:I hate electric cars, automatic transmission, and paddle shifting.

Yup.

lol, you wont hate auto transmission forever

I've got a mancrush on Tim Minchin. See example 1.

When I was a wee kid and me and my brother slept at our grandparents' house I used to tell stories about an elephant doing screwed up things. Five puppies lived in his belly, messin' with his organs.

My ribcage is ten times more interresting than Mars' ribcage.

Lindai wrote:If it were up to me, the colour British Racing Green would be banned in all shapes and forms.
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HatofMadness wrote:

Mucro wrote:I hate electric cars, automatic transmission, and paddle shifting.

Yup.

lol, you wont hate auto transmission forever

You be likin' the auto-transmission?

Gimme' a manual!

Mine used to be below my shoulder blades.
Sometimes think of regaining my shiny, wavy locks- But I hate how it looks inbetween what it is now and what it is then. :\
Used to be vegetarian, but caved due to pepperoni pizza exposure.
Only once required the attention of a hospital, when I was on holidays, and even at that just needed to rest my arm in a sling for a week.
I think that there are better shades of green than British Racing, but I'm not particularly averted by it.
Green is also my favourite colour and I once thought of colouring the aforementioned wavy locks green.
My taste in music is better than yours. 100%

I have a hitchhiker's thumb... And think the noise Zebras make is cool .

mars wrote:When I was young I created my own language. I can still speak a bit of it now.

Dude I did that too... It was an awesome language too.
I'm acrophobic, and died once. That's not a joke...

Seren Goroeswer wrote:i know a man who technically died twice.

Now you're playing with fire...
Just kidding... I'm an extremely nice guy. I hate sporty jock people who don't know what an elbow is. My eyes are an amazing shade of sapphire blue...
Godd bye now, nighty night...

1. I'm a vegetarian
2. I'm really skinny, but much stronger than I look
3. I don't kill crickets. I save them, because they are cute
4. I think crows are pretty
5. centipedes are my favorite bug
6. I have a MAJOR sweet tooth
7. I can cook rather well
8. I'm very nice
9. I really like getting into fights
10. I have OCD
11. I also function perfectly fine on 3 hours of sleep