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I am sorry if this topic has been done before, I'm new here and I didn't want to search through 9000+ topics to see.

1. When you see someone commit a crime you yell "Stop right there, criminal scum!"
2. You try to put poisoned apples into peoples pockets.
3. Trying to make Lucian Lachance appear. 7 dead and he still hasn't offered me into the DB D:
4. You remind everyone to keep their voice down when they are in the Imperial Palace... Or you're the one creating the noise.
5. When someone talks to you, you look them straight in the eye and don't move a muscle.
6. You watch youtube videos/read the UESP guide to do The Ultimate Heist quest.
7. You take the Adoring Fan to dive rock to push him off.
8. Try to duplicate items in your household doing the scrolls glitch.
9. Find all the wayshrines to repent for your sins.
10. Sit for hours trying to comprehend why the only person in the world, Martin, who can stop Mehrunes Dagon would go first into the battle to fight the deadra putting everyones life at risk when he could be hiding to stay alive.
11. SKOOOOOOOOOMAAAAAAAA!!!!!

you run 36 miles, and wonder why your athletics skill hasn't increased

When you know the precise calculations to a jump for you Acrobatics and able to plan out a route on the spot. And not notice till someone says "Holy $%@# how do you do that?"

When a loved one dies, and you bring them back with the console command.

You wake up in the morning and wonder wonder why you don't have scales or a tail

When you shoot a deer with a bow and expect it to take more than one shot.

When you did something wrong and wanted to load a saved game.

When you decide you dont want to play it at all anymore

zzfallens wrote:you run 36 miles, and wonder why your athletics skill hasn't increased

And why does it decrease again if you fast travel take the bus too much to school? WHYYYYY

You try to hit F5 before going into a sticky situation.
You respond to obvious compliments, jokes, attempts to intimidation and braggery in exact Oblivion quotes.

You do threads about signs that you play to much oblivion.

You start a conversation by saying you saw a mudcrab the other day.

When you are shocked to find out that toilets and children exist.

Ilwrath wrote:You start a conversation by saying you saw a mudcrab the other day.

When you get in a bar fight your favorite insult is "I've fought mudcrabs tougher than you!"

When you walk into your neighbor's flower garden and pick everything for Alchemy mats.

You trade it in.

You're feeling tired so you mix together a pumpkin and a potato to try and make a restore fatigue potion.

Walk into peoples houses uninvited and just start looking at all the stuff they have to see if any is worth stealing.

If you wonder why news about the other provinces haven't been discussed on the news. Then again, if your Canadian, you would wonder this anyway.

Last month, I found myself the proud owner of a third paper map to the province of Cyrodiil. I never bothered to unfold it— I can make my way from Cheydinhal to Anvil by heart.

Plus, I can spell 'Cheydinhal' without ever looking up the correct spelling.

Trying to skip through slow conversations by waving your hands at an imaginary spacebar.

(This one happened last night)

You see the sky darkening on your screen and becoming overcast, so you reach for the light switch and listen for thunder so you can switch off your PC (we get dreadful thunderstorms here and they just want to destroy your computer). Then you realise that your light is already on and that it's a beautifully clear night...

By having an oblivion style npc conversation with a total stranger then repeatedly walking into a wall.

when you are wondering why praying in the church doesn't heal all of your wounds and diseases, or be called a wicked one.

You start trying to jump from random stuff to try to get on someones roof so you can jump off and land on their head!