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If you had your own medieval kingdom...

1. What would it be called?

2. What would your flag look like?

3. What type of government would it have? (absolute monarchy, etc...)

4. What would it's geography be like?

5. Would you be at peace with your surrounding nations, or would you try to take them over and expand your borders?

6. Would you kill your jesters because you didn't think they were funny?

7. Would you even have jesters???

8. How would you keep your economy stable?

9. Would you go hunting with your trusted friends?

10. Would your kingdom have slaves?

11. On what continent would your kingdom be on? (must be a real continent)

12. Would your kingdom be open to new culture or not?

13. Would you be a kind and merciful ruler, or would you be a tyrannical pain in the arse who ruled with an iron fist?

Sounds exactly like a thread that was created a while ago. It didn't end pretty.

Well slap me a ham and call me French ( )! I'm hoping this doesn't end how the other one did I guess...

Duh wrote:If you had your own medieval kingdom...

1. What would it be called?

2. What would your flag look like?

3. What type of government would it have? (absolute monarchy, etc...)

4. What would it's geography be like?

5. Would you be at peace with your surrounding nations, or would you try to take them over and expand your borders?

6. Would you kill your jesters because you didn't think they were funny?

7. Would you even have jesters???

8. How would you keep your economy stable?

9. Would you go hunting with your trusted friends?

10. Would your kingdom have slaves?

11. On what continent would your kingdom be on? (must be a real continent)

12. What religion would your kingdom follow (NO FLAME WARS PLEASE. Just put down a damn religion and move on.)

13. Would your kingdom be open to new culture or not?

14. Would you be a kind and merciful ruler, or would you be a tyrannical pain in the [&@%!] who ruled with an iron fist?

1.fort lego!

2.a lego brick

3.not really sure

4. evry thing would be made out of lego!(ecept for food. plastic dosn't taste very good)

5.yes

6.no...mabye i would just lock them in a dark room for a day

7.yes

8.by giveinng evryone lego

9.i don't know

10.no

11.because it has to be real(there goes lego city) i would have to say denmark. because i'm have danish and that's where lego comes from

12. i'll just ignore that

13.hmm...would new lego count?

14.no people would be rarely ecxacuted.

yay for fort lego!

1. Yhidiogmantria. Because only people in on the joke will understand.
2. Flag.
3. Silliocracy. A democracy, but with silly hats.
4. Like most of the TF2 maps.
5. We're at peace with everyone except the [QS] clan.
6. The rulers are jesters, so no.
7. Yes and no.
8. We'd export sexiness.
9. If by hunting you mean "beat the crap out of the [QS] clan" then yes.
10. If When we capture any [QS] clan members, then yes.
11. Denmark. Yes, Denmark is a continent.
12. The religion of Yhiddy.
13. NEVER.
14. I would rule with a toy hammer!

If I recall it was the religion question that started the flame wars about Your City or whatever it was called...

But the hell, I'm bored.

Duh wrote: 1. What would it be called?

Llylaria.

2. What would your flag look like?

I wouldn't have a flag.

3. What type of government would it have? (absolute monarchy, etc...)

Absolute monarchy.

4. What would it's geography be like?

In a small lush area cradled by mountains.

5. Would you be at peace with your surrounding nations, or would you try to take them over and expand your borders?

I'd be at peace with them *unless* they try to take over my land.

6. Would you kill your jesters because you didn't think they were funny?

Hmm...no, I'd make them clean out the stables every time they fail to amuse me. If they fail at cleaning the stables...

7. Would you even have jesters???

One or two, possibly.

8. How would you keep your economy stable?

By encouraging trade with nearby countries, lightly taxing all goods.

9. Would you go hunting with your trusted friends?

Yes.
Wait...I wouldn't have any trusted friends.

10. Would your kingdom have slaves?

Hmm...hmm....I'll get back to you on this.

11. On what continent would your kingdom be on? (must be a real continent)

Africa. Northern Africa. Or Europe.

12. What religion would your kingdom follow (NO FLAME WARS PLEASE. Just put down a damn religion and move on.)

Ancient Greek pantheism.

13. Would your kingdom be open to new culture or not?

My Old History Teacher wrote:We will take this from one culture and make it [insert kingdom name here].

14. Would you be a kind and merciful ruler, or would you be a tyrannical pain in the [&@%!] who ruled with an iron fist?

I would listen to the suggestions and comments of my people and try to please them, but I would not hesitate to remove any obstacle to a), my throne, or b), my peaceful nation.

Vivec's Tears wrote:If I recall it was the religion question that started the flame wars about Your City or whatever it was called...

No, it was about alcohol, then it escalated out of proportion.

Oh, now I remember who you mean.
I think he was trolling tbh (Or at least he liked to stir people up), and I don't think Duh is.

I think if this thread didn't have the religion thingy it wouldn't matter.
As much as you can say 'no flame wars', no one listens. lol

I only troll when I'm in a shatty mood....
I'm never really in a shatty mood though. I'll take out the religion part.

I think you should also include 'preferred currency'. My answer to that one would be fruit, vegetables and anecdotes.

Name: Orranwood
no flag, instead there would be a royal crest with a falcon
The government consists of a royal house that has several clans
The kingdom would be built on a harbor and be able to fish, whale, farm, and raise sheep. Local granite quarries would provide stone for fortifications. Forests could privide wood for cabins and boats as well. I'm thinking this would be up in new england
I would be pretty peaceful with surrounding houses, but if invasion did prove to be beneficial, i would consiser it.
No jesters. Period. However i would have bards
My economy would be pretty self sustained. I guess regulate aspects of the economy to create supply and demand for the other kingdoms
I would go hunting with my untrusted friends. That way there could be "accidents"
i would have prisoners that would be ransomed back to their kingdoms
Continent north america some sort of spiritial religion that wouldn't get in the way of progress
If the new ways were benefficial
i would be a decent ruler but i don't know

Duh wrote:I'll take out the religion part.

Good Better safe than sorry in this case.

Everyone: Remember to keep the thread friendly and don't start arguing about anything. This is NOT for discussing what you prefer and why everything else is evil. Take special care around the politics. Or I'll have this locked and warnings sent out before you can say Antidisestablishmentarianism. Or at least when I'm on the next time.

1.Stevopolis (this does not mean you can call me steve)
2.A sword, a book and a hand
3.Theocracy without the religion
4.A lush area with plenty of fields with a mountain in the middle which will house my capitol
5.Peace unless they're war mongering Idiots, in which case I'll do what ever it takes to stop the war and make sure it doesn't happen again
6.No, stand on your head with a tooth pick in your mouth
7.maybe 4
8.Tech and knowledge to offer other nations
9.Probably not
10.No
11.Asia or Europe
12.I assume this is removed
13.Yes
14.Merciful and benevolent, unless they're idiots in which case they will be given a timeout

Generalno1 wrote:1.Stevopolis (this does not mean you can call me steve)

1. Kingdom of Rust

2. A soiled cloth smeared with the blood of my enemies. Wait, scratch that, I only drink the blood of my enemies.

3. Militaristic dictatorship.

4. Think hell. Now forget about hell, because it would look like AC1.

5. Outside the kingdom= dead man walking. Inside the kingdom= soon-to-be-dead soldier walking

6. I would just kill them. Now that would be funny.

7. I would dress enemy prisoners as jesters, kill them in funny ways, turn the ragdoll into compost and recycle the clothes. Nothing must be wasted.

8. By taking all the profits to line my fat pocket.

9. I might hunt my friends if I get bored. They'd damm well better entertain me.

10. There would be no survivors to make slaves out of.

11. Asia minor

12. If it involves killing, maybe.

13. Oh yes, kind and merciful, definetely.

Generalno1 wrote:1.Stevopolis (this does not mean you can call me steve)

Dang it!

1. What would it be called?
The Alliance of Sovereign States
2. What would your flag look like?
Two round shapes over a tan background
3. What type of government would it have? (absolute monarchy, etc...)
Dictatorship
4. What would it's geography be like?
Mountainous
5. Would you be at peace with your surrounding nations, or would you try to take them over and expand your borders?
I would use chemical warfare to conquer all.
6. Would you kill your jesters because you didn't think they were funny?
Yes.
7. Would you even have jesters???
No.
8. How would you keep your economy stable?
Mining and Recycling
9. Would you go hunting with your trusted friends?
No.
10. Would your kingdom have slaves?
I need someone to carry coal across my mountains!
11. On what continent would your kingdom be on? (must be a real continent)
Europe.
12. Would your kingdom be open to new culture or not?
No. Only one culture allowed.
13. Would you be a kind and merciful ruler, or would you be a tyrannical pain in the [&@%!] who ruled with an iron fist?
I would rule over the Alliance of Sovereign States as a cruel dictator

A.S.S. ruled with an Iron Fist.
You filth monger.

Edit:

Dark Lord wrote:13. Would you be a kind and merciful ruler, or would you be a tyrannical pain in the [&@%!] who ruled with an iron fist?
I would rule over the Alliance of Sovereign States with an Iron Fist.

Don't edit to cover up.

The Dog Whisperer wrote:A.S.S. ruled with an Iron Fist.
You filth monger.

That is very immature lad.

Says the guy who's flag is a moon.
lol

The Dog Whisperer wrote:Says the guy who's flag is a moon.
lol

Only you would see that.

Anyway:

To be realistic,
1. What would it be called?
The Terran Union
2. What would your flag look like?
The Earth on a dark blue background
3. What type of government would it have? (absolute monarchy, etc...)
An endless Bureaucracy that doesn't do much
4. What would it's geography be like?
Everything you can think of
5. Would you be at peace with your surrounding nations, or would you try to take them over and expand your borders?
I would allow my different provinces and states to war on each other indiscriminately and then pretend to be involved in peacekeeping operations
6. Would you kill your jesters because you didn't think they were funny?
I can kill the bureaucrats?!?!?
7. Would you even have jesters???
It's obviously congress
8. How would you keep your economy stable?
By using every available method including capitalism and communism and having their reps constantly bicker about what should be the official system.
9. Would you go hunting with your trusted friends?
No. Getting shot by a blind old guy would be too easy...
10. Would your kingdom have slaves?
The southern hemisphere serves the north.
11. On what continent would your kingdom be on? (must be a real continent)
It's the bloody planet.
12. Would your kingdom be open to new culture or not?
Yes and they can all do whatever the bloody heck they want. Holy wars are fun and not dangerous after all.
13. Would you be a kind and merciful ruler, or would you be a tyrannical pain in the [&@%!] who ruled with an iron fist?
Wait, We're supposed to rule?

Dark Lord wrote:1. What would it be called?
The Alliance of Sovereign States
2. What would your flag look like?
Two round shapes over a tan background
3. What type of government would it have? (absolute monarchy, etc...)
Dictatorship
4. What would it's geography be like?
Mountainous
5. Would you be at peace with your surrounding nations, or would you try to take them over and expand your borders?
I would use chemical warfare to conquer all.
6. Would you kill your jesters because you didn't think they were funny?
Yes.
7. Would you even have jesters???
No.
8. How would you keep your economy stable?
Mining and Recycling
9. Would you go hunting with your trusted friends?
No.
10. Would your kingdom have slaves?
I need someone to carry coal across my mountains!
11. On what continent would your kingdom be on? (must be a real continent)
Europe.
12. Would your kingdom be open to new culture or not?
No. Only one culture allowed.
13. Would you be a kind and merciful ruler, or would you be a tyrannical pain in the [&@%!] who ruled with an iron fist?
I would rule over the Alliance of Sovereign States as a cruel dictator

Spoiler:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GettingCrapPastTheRadar

Well, if this is to say anything about Dark Lords personality, than a LOT is being explained right now.

Venger the Templar wrote:

Dark Lord wrote:1. What would it be called?
The Alliance of Sovereign States
2. What would your flag look like?
Two round shapes over a tan background
3. What type of government would it have? (absolute monarchy, etc...)
Dictatorship
4. What would it's geography be like?
Mountainous
5. Would you be at peace with your surrounding nations, or would you try to take them over and expand your borders?
I would use chemical warfare to conquer all.
6. Would you kill your jesters because you didn't think they were funny?
Yes.
7. Would you even have jesters???
No.
8. How would you keep your economy stable?
Mining and Recycling
9. Would you go hunting with your trusted friends?
No.
10. Would your kingdom have slaves?
I need someone to carry coal across my mountains!
11. On what continent would your kingdom be on? (must be a real continent)
Europe.
12. Would your kingdom be open to new culture or not?
No. Only one culture allowed.
13. Would you be a kind and merciful ruler, or would you be a tyrannical pain in the [&@%!] who ruled with an iron fist?
I would rule over the Alliance of Sovereign States as a cruel dictator

Spoiler:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GettingCrapPastTheRadar

Well, if this is to say anything about Dark Lords personality, than a LOT is being explained right now.

Actually, this only happens when I have a headache.

1. What would it be called?
The Empire of the Darrelland: The Dukedom

2. What would your flag look like?
Green, with a blue "x" stretching to each corner, and a grey square where the "x" intersects, representing Imperium, the city upon the River Reyus and capital of The Dukedom.

3. What type of government would it have? (absolute monarchy, etc...)
Pseudo-Feudal Aristocracy. The Duke has appointed a Lord to each of his Counties, who, in turn, organize their own military and agricultural systems, appointing knights and generals as they see fit. There isn't a strong central government, however each separate county has a very sturdy internal government.

4. What would it's geography be like?
The Darrelland is mostly moors, intersected with various rivers and wetlands. To the east and north are oceans. In the south is an expansive forest, followed by a mountain range. To the east is a neighboring nation.

5. Would you be at peace with your surrounding nations, or would you try to take them over and expand your borders?
The Dukedom has already made a habit of annexing small countries, inciting the democracy-loving Totecians. Thus, they have been at neutral status with their closest neighbors.

6. Would you kill your jesters because you didn't think they were funny?
In horrific ways.

7. Would you even have jesters???
To kill, of course!

8. How would you keep your economy stable?
I would dump that problem onto my Counts.

9. Would you go hunting with your trusted friends?
SPOILER for George R. R. Martin's A Game of Thrones 10. Would your kingdom have slaves?
Only the lowly serfs, which may as well be slaves.

11. On what continent would your kingdom be on? (must be a real continent)
It would likely be in Europe, specifically on the British Isle.

12. Would your kingdom be open to new culture or not?
The Dukedom is a melting pot of sorts, with most if its local culture deriving from the ancient empire, Reyus Basileus. The City of Imperium has strict rules on cultural practices and the race of its citizens to keep with Reyus tradition, however all the surrounding counties are very open-minded to immigrants and their ways.

13. Would you be a kind and merciful ruler, or would you be a tyrannical pain in the [&@%!] who ruled with an iron fist?
The benefit of having Counts to do your work for you is that the people will get only idealistic images via propaganda. I would be stern, and I would greatly enjoy my power. If decisions were appealed up to my level, likely my ruling would be based on the benefit of the Dukedom rather than the benefit of the individual.

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RELIGION
I would most definitely not support Catholicism, but because I disagree with the belief. If this truly was a medieval, European kingdom, then my people as Catholics would be far too under the influence of The Papacy. I'd rather not have someone on the outside ruling my people. It is most likely I would formulate a propaganda faith strongly supporting the Mandate of Heaven as to assure my spot on the throne.

Vivec's Tears wrote:

Generalno1 wrote:1.Stevopolis (this does not mean you can call me steve)

Spoiler:

lol! this would work as a avatar except i don't know how