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This is probably going to come as a shocker to some of you and a big who cares moments to others...ok so here it goes everything some of you know about me as a complete lie...im not russian im American im only fourteen and im going through a difficult time of my life right now and i thought as might well come clean to you guys. I've know most of you for a long time now and if your willing to forgive me I would like to get to play some Xbox live some time, but if you want me to go away because i've lied to you for as long as i have...I understand and I will leave and never return. Thanks for all the good times. Oh and if you forgive me I will return for good. Thanks for your time....

You sir seem to be a successful troll. But troll's remorse has gotten the better of you.
Or, you're a super troll and are trolling further by pretending to be a 14 year old American
whilst kicking back and hanging with your fellow Ex-KGB agents who now work for
the Albanian Slave Trade. I'm on to you, you dirty Commie.
Your luck has run out, da comrade?

But seriously, what have you done so horrible?
99.9% of people on the internet do the exact same thing.
You have committed no grave and unforgivable sin. Lighten up.

well thank you I guess but the thing is i've know most of these people for a while now and I thought I atleast oh them the truth.

WolfGang IceEye wrote:well thank you I guess but the thing is i've know most of these people for a while now and I thought I atleast oh them the truth.

Just don't sweat it. It'll blow over.

It's perfectly fine Wolfgang; I hold nothing against you. If you're not Russian, well then, you aren't. We can't blame you for who you are. I mean, does this make you much of a different Wolfgang? To me, your still the same ol' Wolfgang I first met.

We've all told our lies, surely. But, if Dogmantra is actually 33 and lives in a basement, I wouldn't treat him differently. If Vivec was a man living in Tampa, Florida, I would treat her differently.

You shouldn't beat yourself up, this is a place where you shouldn't have to feel bad for hiding something. We all have our inner demons, and we all have our skeletons in the closet.

Except for me. My skeletons are in my back yard.
Just kidding.

Or am I?

You decide.

WolfGang IceEye wrote: im only fourteen and im going through a difficult time of my life right now

Thats called puberty happens to all of us- jk I think I understand what mean though No worries!

EquinGirl wrote:

WolfGang IceEye wrote: im only fourteen and im going through a difficult time of my life right now

Thats called puberty happens to all of us- jk I think I understand what mean though :mrgreen: No worries!

I think I got through the worst of it at maybe 12, or early 13.

Well said Kestral.

Wolfgang, it's normal to hide a part of who you are on the internet, that's why we have nicknames. I don't care if you're 14 years old or 40 and if you're from Russia or America. And I think nobody on this forum cares. The only thing that matters: are you a good contributor or not? Do you make these forums more fun, help people out or just post weird comments to make people laugh (I'm looking at you RobotNixon ).

Kestral wrote:

EquinGirl wrote:

WolfGang IceEye wrote: im only fourteen and im going through a difficult time of my life right now

Thats called puberty happens to all of us- jk I think I understand what mean though No worries!

I think I got through the worst of it at maybe 12, or early 13.

Ah, the horrible voice cracking. You're lucky, Equin.

Oh it's not that it's family troubles.

Josjie wrote:Well said Kestral.

Wolfgang, it's normal to hide a part of who you are on the internet, that's why we have nicknames. I don't care if you're 14 years old or 40 and if you're from Russia or America. And I think nobody on this forum cares. The only thing that matters: are you a good contributor or not? Do you make these forums more fun, help people out or just post weird comments to make people laugh (I'm looking at you RobotNixon ).

Do my weird comments not please you?

RobotNixon wrote:

Josjie wrote:Well said Kestral.

Wolfgang, it's normal to hide a part of who you are on the internet, that's why we have nicknames. I don't care if you're 14 years old or 40 and if you're from Russia or America. And I think nobody on this forum cares. The only thing that matters: are you a good contributor or not? Do you make these forums more fun, help people out or just post weird comments to make people laugh (I'm looking at you RobotNixon ).

Do my weird comments not please you?

RobotNixon I absolutely love 99% of your posts . I read through all of them .

i always knew you weren't Russian dude.

Besides, Wolfgang is a German name, Russia's enemy.

Yeah, I've always been wondering why you said you lived in Russia while your IP says something else

Codex wrote:Yeah, I've always been wondering why you said you lived in Russia while your IP says something else :wink:

Codex: Finding out where people live since whenever he became a mod.
And you never brought this to our attention? :x

I wouldn't worry about it. I am actually Pinkski, a 55-year-old Albanian ladyboy.

It really doesn't matter how old you are and where you live, as long as you are you. Eeh, that didn't make any sense, but I think you know what I mean. Hope things work out for you and your family.

It really doesn't matter where you're from or how old you are. But being honest is good

I honestly respect you more now that you've come out with this. It honestly doesn't matter where you're from though. I mean, most people on here don't even say where they're from at all, so lying is exactly the same as not saying anything.

Oh, and Kessie, that conversation was PRIVATE. We do not discuss my real age.

r wrote:I wouldn't worry about it. I am actually Pinkski, a 55-year-old Albanian ladyboy.

Hahahaha

I laughed

Well, the fact that your American and almost my age sorta come as a shocker, but you haven't done anything unforgivable. My (good) opinion about you hasn't changed.

Kestral wrote:. If Vivec was a man living in Tampa, Florida, I would treat her differently.

How on earth do you come up with these scenarios?

Vivec's Tears wrote:

Kestral wrote:. If Vivec was a man living in Tampa, Florida, I would treat her differently.

How on earth do you come up with these scenarios?

Wait, did it say 'would'? >.> I meant wouldn't*.