The 'What happened to you today' thread

[Cactus]

It's a service I provide.

I'll be honest, that makes me want to swear on the forums more often so you can create your own versions.
Brilliant!

[r]

Go ahead, it was actually quite fun. If anyone wants a rant to edit themselves, simply ask my my opinion on people who drive BMWs.

[randomfrog]

But BMWs are cool!

[TrogdorCronus27]

After mulling about aimlessly for about half an hour in a packed Verizon store, I finally earned the privilege to talk to a sales rep and purchase a new cell phone. New phone, w00t!

[r]

Never buy an Asda 'executive cushioned gas lift office chair'. I know £20 may seem good, but when I put mine together I had to make quite significant use of a hammer, and throw away the shoddy screws that come with it and use some proper masonry ones instead. And today I've had to repair it with gaffer tape - I can sit on it but it's lost quite a lot of structural integrity. And to make matters worse, I've lost the receipt for it.

[randomfrog]

Never buy an Asda 'executive cushioned gas lift office chair'. I know £20 may seem good, but when I put mine together I had to make quite significant use of a hammer, and throw away the shoddy screws that come with it and use some proper masonry ones instead. And today I've had to repair it with gaffer tape - I can sit on it but it's lost quite a lot of structural integrity. And to make matters worse, I've lost the receipt for it.

I'm pretty sure I have one of those, or at least something like it. The freaking back breaks when you lean on it!

[Dark Lord Cam]

I joined a film club.

Should be interesting.

[Kestral]

I joined a film club.

Should be interesting.

You should get a boat.
And film on it.

A music video.





... About being on a boat.

[The Most Unholy]

That'd be totally original!

On another, less awesome note. I've lost a shotgun shell. Which means I'm down to 39 for that box. I'm really OCD about these things, that means I can only load my gun 19 times, and then I'll have to load it with one round and fire that off....

[Kestral]

That'd be totally original!

On another, less awesome note. I've lost a shotgun shell. Which means I'm down to 39 for that box. I'm really OCD about these things, that means I can only load my gun 19 times, and then I'll have to load it with one round and fire that off.... :cry:

You should bring a shotgun shell to school, with the powder emptied, of course! /Perfect Reasoning

[Dark Lord Cam]

That'd be totally original!

On another, less awesome note. I've lost a shotgun shell. Which means I'm down to 39 for that box. I'm really OCD about these things, that means I can only load my gun 19 times, and then I'll have to load it with one round and fire that off....

ah, the things men cry about.

women and their broken nails are pathetic.

(just kidding! i swear!)

[Brass Petals]

That'd be totally original!

On another, less awesome note. I've lost a shotgun shell. Which means I'm down to 39 for that box. I'm really OCD about these things, that means I can only load my gun 19 times, and then I'll have to load it with one round and fire that off....

you have a shotgun?? wot do u use it for?

[r]

Shooting at stuff, probably?

[The Most Unholy]

I've got a lot of shotguns. And a lot of other guns. It's something you'll learn after awhile.

[Kestral]

I've got a lot of shotguns. And a lot of other guns. It's something you'll learn after awhile.

He plans to take back his Fatherland.
For no seemingly apparent reason. :/

[The Most Unholy]

Pfft. No, I plan to raid Europe with my fellow Scandinavians.

[Kestral]

Pfft. No, I plan to raid Europe with my fellow Scandinavians.

Extra brutal raid on the anti-Yanks? Pretty please?

[TrogdorCronus27]

Pfft. No, I plan to raid Europe with my fellow Scandinavians.

Extra brutal raid on the anti-Yanks? Pretty please?

But how would you find them? Are they all part of the same "We Hate Yanks" club? Do they wear pins? Or is there some sort of device that points them out?

[Dark Lord Cam]

we yell, "USA!" and whoever makes a face gets shot.
(i'm not Scandinavian but i want in on this raid!)

[leroybrown]

Woke up with 5 missed calls on my phone from the same person. Its my moron friend furious because he cant get the one bolt off required for an oil change. One effing bolt! Its funny because this friend of mine is the type of person thats pretty sure hes better, smarter, stronger, etc, than everyone. Maybe i shouldve just told him righty tighty lefty lucy.

[Kestral]

Pfft. No, I plan to raid Europe with my fellow Scandinavians.

Extra brutal raid on the anti-Yanks? Pretty please?

But how would you find them? Are they all part of the same "We Hate Yanks" club? Do they wear pins? Or is there some sort of device that points them out? :D

'Anti-Yanks' == Dog-Biscuit and his ilk. Er, I mean kinsmen.

[The Most Unholy]

VIKINGS ONLY! Punks.

[Kestral]

VIKINGS ONLY! Punks.

What about Jaguar Warriors or Roman Centurions?


... Or both!

[r]

Woke up with 5 missed calls on my phone from the same person. Its my moron friend furious because he cant get the one bolt off required for an oil change. One effing bolt! Its funny because this friend of mine is the type of person thats pretty sure hes better, smarter, stronger, etc, than everyone. Maybe i shouldve just told him righty tighty lefty lucy.

Was it Oathbreaker?

(old thread reference! lolz0rz and such)

[Yeepo]

I came home half an hour ago, and are planning to get into bed with a good book for a couple of hours. But I've got a huge problem; my feet are cold!