Post funny, stupid or weird glitches that's happened to you.

Kelt · Post by **Kelt** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:30 am

I asked about a rumor to some guy and he said he heard that the Knights of the Nine were searching for the crusaders relics when i was standing in front of him wearing the full set

Morwen · Post by **Morwen** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:00 pm

I was wandering around the wilds of Mania, not far from New Sheoth, when I was attacked by a group of Dark Seducers for no reason. Odd, considering I helped them at Cylarne and Pinnacle Rock.

Cactus · Post by **Cactus** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:59 pm

I stole a legion horse and the guard ran from Skingrad almost all the way to the Imperial City to get it back from me. I tried a 100pt charm spell on him, but it didn't work. I figured I'd turn invisible and steal the horse BACK from him, again. Just then a Will-o-the-Wisp attacked and he just let it kill him because he was so worried about finding me.

bas237 · Post by **bas237** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:08 pm

Kelt wrote:I asked about a rumor to some guy and he said he heard that the Knights of the Nine were searching for the crusaders relics when i was standing in front of him wearing the full set

The poor man was blind

I stole a legion horse and the guard ran from Skingrad almost all the way to the Imperial City to get it back from me. I tried a 100pt charm spell on him, but it didn't work. I figured I'd turn invisible and steal the horse BACK from him, again. Just then a Will-o-the-Wisp attacked and he just let it kill him because he was so worried about finding me.

Maybe he believed that you only go to heaven when you're killed by a Will-o-the-Wisp

I was wandering around the wilds of Mania, not far from New Sheoth, when I was attacked by a group of Dark Seducers for no reason. Odd, considering I helped them at Cylarne and Pinnacle Rock.

In fact, they were Daedra but they were suited up as Dark Seducers

I killed an Anvil guard earlier today and when I walked back by a little while later, his dead body had unequiped his curiass and greaves and exchanged them for leather pants and a green shirt. The armor was still rated at 100.

Hey, what would you do if you're a poor beggar and you see a dead guard laying on the ground with full guard armor?

Morwen · Post by **Morwen** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:32 pm

basleijser wrote: In fact, they were Daedra but they were suited up as Dark Seducers

Um...I thought Dark Seducers were a variety of Daedra, just not as nasty as Dremora. Well, not usually anyway.

Cactus · Post by **Cactus** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:27 pm

That is correct, they are daedroth (the correct plural of Daedra

).

basleijser wrote:Maybe he believed that you only go to heaven when you're killed by a Will-o-the-Wisp

That would be a bizarre cult. Great mod idea: random NPCs who suicide on will-o-the-wisps.

Apocalypse · Post by **Apocalypse** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:35 pm

Hehe, I love the one when you steal the Gray Cowl from Gray Fox prior to the completion of The Ultimate Heist, and when you put the Cowl on and talk to him he says: "The infamous Gray Fox! You're the most famous thief in the world!"

bas237 · Post by **bas237** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:55 pm

Hehe, I love the one when you steal the Gray Cowl from Gray Fox prior to the completion of The Ultimate Heist, and when you put the Cowl on and talk to him he says: "The infamous Gray Fox! You're the most famous thief in the world!"

But he's right! You have taken over the identity of the Gray Fox so you're now the most famous thief in the world.

He has his own identity back and is now just the count of Anvil (well, just the count of Anvil, there are beggars that would perform a murder to become that

).

Cactus · Post by **Cactus** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:56 pm

Well, except, if you steal if from him before the heist.. he'd still be the grey fox. On the other hand, your character should inherit the curse

bas237 · Post by **bas237** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:02 pm

Yes and that would be noble and a real thief would just do the Ultimate Heist quest (also because for the extra infamy points and because no one has ever done that before, you know, breaking in at the Palace and Ocato's chambers..) and earn the cowl.

But I've never tried to steal the cowl from him. You would say he'll have a sneak skill of 100 so he would notice...

Cactus · Post by **Cactus** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:04 pm

Actually, once just before the heist I stole all of his stuff while he was sitting at the table in his GF get-up. Later when "The Stranger" walked into Castle Anvil, he was naked.

Zarzius · Post by **Zarzius** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:05 pm

Lol, today I was smashing up guards.. And suddenly a guard got stuck with his arm in a door after he tried to hit me (and missed

). So he was trying to hit me all the time, but he couldn't get off his place because he was stuck. Ashamed I had to kill him, but it was very funny though

Cactus · Post by **Cactus** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:10 pm

I killed a deer today and one of it's front legs suddenly grew to about 80 feet.

I shot a Frost Atronach in Oblivion and it got knocked several yards away. I was wearing Ring of the Gray at the time (aka: detect life) and I noticed that in addition to the atronach glowing, there were a series of spots that glowed leading from it back to where it'd been standing. When it started to stand up it suddenly snapped back to where it'd been, like it was attached to some sort of crazy spring.

I've also noticed if you blast an essential NPC off of something, they can teleport back. For example, I attacked the Prophet in Anvil and had him chase me all the way up to the Countess's quarters, out to her balcony where I proceded to use my mages staff to blast him off. A few seconds later he got up off the floor in front of me.

bas237 · Post by **bas237** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:25 pm

I was fighting some guards near the stables at the Imperial City and also a guard captain (don't know which one) and I jumped on some rocks and the stable building and then he jumped after me!
I thought: damn, the AI is better then I thought! So all the guards are some kind of acrobats or something

bas237 · Post by **bas237** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:26 pm

Oh and in the Arena there is a glitch that you can jump through a wall, fall down and then be teleported back to the Arena center. So I jumped through the wall and my opponent just followed me and also respawned in the center, just like me!

Apocalypse · Post by **Apocalypse** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:58 pm

basleijser wrote:
Hehe, I love the one when you steal the Gray Cowl from Gray Fox prior to the completion of The Ultimate Heist, and when you put the Cowl on and talk to him he says: "The infamous Gray Fox! You're the most famous thief in the world!"
But he's right! You have taken over the identity of the Gray Fox so you're now the most famous thief in the world.

He has his own identity back and is now just the count of Anvil (well, just the count of Anvil, there are beggars that would perform a murder to become that ).

Yes, but the name tab says "The Gray Fox", also if you get kicked out of the Thieves Guild for attacking him (you have to attack him in order for him to equip the permanent Bound Helmet you just gave him; long story) and talk to him afterwards he has the Gray Fox dialog options, like "Kicked out of the Thieves Guild" etc.

Also, I was ganking Ocato the other day with my 16k magicka Finger of the Mountain spell (after killing every single guard in the IC), when I suddenly hit him while he was near his chair, healing. He like flew to the ceiling. It was hilarious!

When Ocato goes unconscious on the platform in the middle of the Elder Council chamber, and revives himself, he'll be stuck in the platform. Every time you kill him afterwards and blast him away, when he revives he'll snap back to his new stuck location within the middle platform,

Cactus wrote:like it was attached to some sort of crazy spring.

Cactus · Post by **Cactus** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:54 pm

So, my fiancee is playing in the other room. Just now she came across an Imperial Legion horse walking along, riderless. When she got close to it, the "Talk" icon appeared. She chose it and the camera zoomed in on the horse's stomach while the soldier said "Greetings, citzen." She then chose the rumors topic and he said something like "We're in for dark times."

I would definately say being eaten by a horse would count as "dark times."

Kelt · Post by **Kelt** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:16 pm

I was going to by the house in cheydenhal to display some of my items. it was about midnight i knew that the count was in bed so i was going to wait in the castle main hall. There i saw two guards sitting on the thrones...

Lunarsweets · Post by **Lunarsweets** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:39 pm

Aren't the Queen, and King soposed to sit there ? And another question...Are they having gender issuses ? Or...um...something else that might be blocked...

Kelt · Post by **Kelt** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:53 pm

The king was sleeping (like i said it was midnight) and the queen is already dead

Apocalypse · Post by **Apocalypse** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:44 am

Kelt wrote:...and the queen is already dead

Cactus · Post by **Cactus** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:10 pm

Guard: Have you ever considered work in the Mages Guild?
Earana: I thought about it when I was younger, but it wasn't for me.

Apocalypse · Post by **Apocalypse** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:12 pm

Hehe, I just came back from a little trip to Elsweyr. ^^ Tried to Print Screen and paste but it didn't work.

Good thing I saved.

Pilgrim · Post by **Pilgrim** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:46 pm

O_o I Used A Frenzy Spell For 60 Seconds And This Guy Tripped Up? i Dunnoes But It Was Funny Cos He was getting wacked with an iron battle-axe on the floor, plus i took the adoring fan to dive rock and used paralysis on him and he sorta went all gooey and fell of stuck to the ground if ya know what i mean?

Vesna · Post by **Vesna** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 2:57 am

Kelt wrote:The king was sleeping (like i said it was midnight) and the queen is already dead

Necrophiliac! What's with these people in OB anyways?

I once had a paint horse that got killed by a mudcrab and two rats. Pitifull... I mean I know they are slow, but not that slow that a mudcrab can catch up!

PS: Does anyone know what happens if your horse dies while you are still on it?