The *New* Ranting Thread

[Baloth-Kul]

Whyyyyyyyy did you guys have to go good cop, bad cop during the interview process? Ha-ha, you're lawyers, part of the legal profession, and maybe it was unintentional. One of you was very friendly and easygoing, why did you need to bring Mr. Stern Groucho along? ;-;

[Aarah]

There's a party going on nearby and they are listening to the most annoying songs.
Noise pollution! I need earplugs.

[BetaB17]

"It's perfectly legal and meets our safety standards"

Yeah That totally doesn't confirm any suspicions to be had.

I mean, if some vendor on the street was selling hot dogs and thought it necessary to tell you it's 'perfectly legal' would you not immediately run the other direction?

[Vendetta]

I hate college english more than I hate hitler.

[BetaB17]

Holy [&@%!] [&@%!]. Holy [&@%!] [&@%!]! HOLY [&@%!] [&@%!]! HOLY [&@%!] [&@%!]!

'Incoming post later'

My skin crawls just over the thought

[The SheoDovah]

To sum up the Dovah's weekend:

[&@%!], [&@%!], [&@%!]. [&@%!],[&@%!],[&@%!], [&@%!],[&@%!],[&@%!]. [&@%!],[&@%!],[&@%!]! [&@%!],[&@%!],[&@%!]! [&@%!],[&@%!],[&@%!]! Or I may have nicked it from AVGN to hide my feeling of being screwed more then a nail. At least I made a bit of cash. Though, knowing my [&@%!] life, it'll all be gone before I get back on the pittance or the new form of pittance where I end up feeling like utter [&@%!] most days, stress out over fufilling 38 hours a week of job hunting, have sleepless nights, stress out about not having a job, get angry, get real mad, get some [&@%!] LEMONS AND THROW THEM AT MY LIFE'S HOUSE! YOU HEAR THAT, LIFE? [&@%!] YOU! [&@%!] YOU, DOVAH'S [&@%!] LIFE! [&@%!] YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!

Yeah, [&@%!] my life. [&@%!] my situation, [&@%!] England, [&@%!] everything as I just [&@%!] hate being put back into this situation. I hope i'm right about me having interviews soon. Same situation as 3 years ago. If not, I will feel utterly worthless if I am rejected from KFC. It's Fast food. If I can't even get interviews for fast [&@%!] food, I will probably literally beat myself up. Ok, I won't but I will be very angry at myself, I will stress the [&@%!] out and no doubt, get stressed enough for good ol' chesto infectiono to turn up, say "Oh hai, Dovah. It would be a shame if you developed a bad cough" and then have that on top of my life.

[&@%!] the apprenticeship and [&@%!] all apprenticeships! "Get an apprenticeship, kickstart your career." YEAH, I'm STILL TRYING TO DO THAT! Almost 2 years later and aaaaaaaaaaaaarghhh! Yes, I know i'm [&@%!] but I need to get this off my damn chest.

I'm 24 years old and not even had a proper job or one that lasted more then a damn week. Close to classifying myself as a [&@%!] failure! Not a full on failure, no, I've got some notable stuff done but the diet pepsi of failures. Just not failure enough. The quasi failure, the quarter failure. AARGH!!

Does not help that my goddamn brain seems to be broadcasting worst case scenerios about my damn future. WHY DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO GET A JOB, BRAIN?

This week needs to provide me with some good news. Otherwise, I'll, well, I'll be frustrated, probably start having sleepless nights or nights where I struggle to sleep and i am really bloody hoping I do not need to start living on cheap canned soup. That does not fill me up!

As I said, [&@%!] MY LIFE! AARGH! Just aaaargh!

Oh and [&@%!] the general election. Anyone that nags me to register to vote can go fornicate themselves. I have a far bigger issue then which parasite I want to vote for.

[BetaB17]

So I made the horrible, horrible mistake of updating my phone to windows 10.

Fuuuuuuuu.... >___<

Seriously, it wiped my contacts. Oh, but not just that?! Here, let me sync it will all your FB friends and make it a pain in the ass to undo. Oh? You wanna add your own contacts? No. Sorry. That feature is glitched and unusable

Calander? Also flooded by FB, birthdays and events everywhere like spam!! Oh, you blocked that and just wanna manage it yourself. Okay. Oh, you also wanna add an appointment and.. NOOOOOOPE!

Then you gotta ask yourself, what's the [&@%!] point?! Do I just stare at a blank schedule and contact list? "Well, at least you have Facebook, right?" [&@%!] you! [&@%!]

[Aarah]

I shouldn't moan, but man, I forgot how much I hate Summer.

Leafy trees, birds, flowers - lovely.

Bright sun, heat, cloudless skies, pollen, bugs, lawnmowers/pressure washers, barbecues, long daylight hours - not lovely.

[The SheoDovah]

*buys shaver*

I shall shave today.

*Sees that it needs a 10 hour charge*

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU....

[skullclutter]

Completely trivial and inconsequential, but still annoying:

I finished my book last night and forgot to bring a new one for my train ride home from work. grumblegrumblecomplain

[Baloth-Kul]

Ohohoho, you. You come waltzing in like everyone's forgotten about you? I don't think so. You insulted my friends, insulted me, and you're a pathetic cheater without the cleverness or backbone to defend your ways.

It's not my business to toss you out, but by god, I'm going to remind EVERYONE of just who you are.

[Aarah]

Don't learn my bad habits, tablet. Just because I put extra letters in words and then delete them, doesn't mean I want you to learn these incorrectly spelled words and then keep generating extra letters, thus making it very hard for me to actually spell the word right.

[BetaB17]

No, I'm sorry, you cannot just up and decide who can and cannot attend to you, that's not how this works. If you had a problem with someone's gender, maybe, race, sorry(tough luck), but just bc they won't let you do what YOU want to do, that's not a valid reason and your not entitled to dictate that >__<. No, if you had a valid reason/preference, bring it up in the first place and we'll TRY to accommodate. We will not TRY to cater to your every whim on the dime

That's like eating 4/5th of a steak before deciding "Wait a minute, I'm vegan" That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works

So guess what? Tough [&@%!], your stuck with what you got

[Baloth-Kul]

Oh, you little ball of [&@%!]. I'm done with you. I'm not even angry anymore, I'm just grossed out. Cheating at a tabletop game? Repeatedly? And after you had been so viciously called out on it last year?

I'm done. You're done. No more of this, you putrid pile of failure.

[The SheoDovah]

Oh hai no jobs that I can apply for. Please would you kindly [&@%!] off and come back with jobs that I can apply for? [&@%!] you jobs that require drivers. How to learn how to drive? You need a job for the cash. To get the job, you need to drive. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


God, [&@%!] this crap. I really hope this time next month, I be in a full time permenant job. I'm 24 ffs and never had a permenant one.

[Aarah]

Thanks for consistently using the phrase "you've got to get over X".
Oh really? Is that what ive got to do? Thank you for enlightening me, I had no idea.
Just because I do something or am over the top with certain things, doesn't mean I dont know that it's over the top or that I shouldn't do it.
It's not as simple as 'just get over it', if it was I would have done it already, Obviously!
I've never once said that to you about your problems and issues because I know that it's stupid advice and it's [&@%!] annoying and insulting when you say it.

And also, I'm sick of you rolling your eyes when I do something weird. That's just me. So accept it. Not everyone is the same clone doing the same thing, so I'm sorry if I'm a bit different but I'm sick of acting 'normal' just to fit in. If you don't like it you can eff off.

[Aarah]

I still haven't found the power cable to my sister's xbox360 S and it's really annoying. I have the console and the controller; I have no idea why the cable wasn't with it.
Fat xbox360 I use doesn't have internet and is very noisy when it's switched on.
I know the cable must be somewhere but I've looked here and at my parents house and it has just gone A.W.O.L.

I bought a convertor cable for a few pounds but it didn't work. The new power supplies cost ~£18.

I'm ranting at myself or whoever has put the cable in a silly location, such that it can't be found.

At least I have the fat one, I'm thankful of that, but people/me should pay attention to where they are putting things, because now the console is unusable and unsellable.

[Cassandra]

I thought that I was mad, at first, but now I'm not so sure. I just feel really uncomfortable, and I don't like it. Yes, I know I can be gullible. Yes, I know I can be way too trusting. But gosh, did you really have to go and point it out to me? I understand that it's funny when people fall for stuff, but this is so far from fun for me. I'm upset, not just because you've singled out one of my faults (which I have so very many of), but because this is legit something that scares me. I am so very worried about how easily I could be led on by a lie. Whether it be a bad experience, a bad relationship, or worse, I'm super scared by how someone could take advantage of my trust. And it's not like you've done anything wrong. I mean, if you'd done that to anyone else, I'm sure that they could just laugh it off. But I can't do that. And I hate myself for that. I really do. I hate that I can be led on so easily. I hate that this is something that scares me so much. I hate that I'm taking what should be a harmless joke really personally. So I don't hold anything against you. I still respect you as much as I did before. It's just that that respect makes this all the harder for me, so forgive me if it takes a little bit longer for me to bounce back. Because I really really really hate myself right now.

[The SheoDovah]

Annnnnnnnnnnnd of course, that job would need a degree. WHY!? WHY DOES IT NEED A BLOODY DEGREE!? It's a basic administor position but nooooooooooo, it has to want a degree. FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECK!

Oh and [&@%!] the lack of jobs that I can apply for! STOP HINDERING MY SEARCH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Oh and seeing as i'm venting. #[&@%!]. Not related to this but just #[&@%!] in general.

[Aarah]

How do I keep typing goid? How do I successfully press the first o everytime, but then press the I? It's the same letter. I don't understand how my finger moves slightly to the left every single time I type the second o.

[MARS]

Rent is due tomorrow. I have not been paid.

Amusement levels are dropping rapidly.

[The SheoDovah]

Said it before, i'll say it again. [&@%!] my life. [&@%!] the endless job hunt and contious rejections. [&@%!] everything! I swear, if I do not secure employment by the end of this year, I am likely to just lose passion in life or worse, come down with [&@%!] depression again. No help to get me [&@%!] interviews because everything i am doing should be getting me interviews but it does not. Find jobs that i could apply for if it weren't for such [&@%!] such as drivers only, graduates only.

[&@%!] the apprenticeship. Just [&@%!] my life and [&@%!] barely getting buy! I swear, if this continues, I am likely to become an increasingly miserable git as the years go by. I'm 24 and most of my [&@%!] youth has been spent trying to get a job.

Right, that's out of the damn system.

Oh and [&@%!] seagulls. The vicious pests. Whoever put them on the endangered species list is an [&@%!]. They aren't endangered! Just looking at how quick a swarm can descend on food or people with food.

Thankfully, unlike the last [&@%!] time i was attacked by a seagull, my shoulder was not affected that much. [&@%!] caused me to have minor discomfort in it last time.

[BetaB17]

My brother is an absolute [&@%!] idiot, I swear

[Alarra]

[&@%!] these big black wasps. I don't care if they're supposed to be a docile, solitary breed that eats pests and allegedly rarely stings. They're filling the air outside, their sting is supposed to be especially painful if you do get stung, and they do not belong in my apartment!

[BetaB17]

Fuuuuuuuuuu....

[&@%!] me. [&@%!] my luck. Just. [&@%!]