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Re: Medieval Total War-esque RP

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The smiling rat sent a letter to king leo asking him if it would be ok to send some of his army to aid a muslim as a deal to make sure he doesn't attack europe and aids europe in their edvaours.
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"King Jonathan,

What is this nonsense.
Do you think that just
by aiding the Muslims
they are going to join
us against the rest of
their world.

King Leo."
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"If we give them cause to like us they will not attack us, I am sure we are both seeing the other as a threat and both seeing other as to be ready to attack them, nonsense is a relative term." was the short tart reply.
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"King Jonathan,

My scouts have spotted large armies of Islamic men in the Middle East and North Africa, all gearing up to go to war with us. Already they've been expelling pilgrims from Jerusalem.

King Leo."
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"I am fairly sure they are seeing us as a threat as well. Ask them, see them, and when they are not looking and won't agree, plunge the knife into their back. Also it is King Jonathon, not Jonathan." was the reply written in what looks like red ink.
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"Johnathan,

Just because you're a coward doesn't mean everyone else is a backstabber.

King Leo."
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the smiling rat burned the letter the second he saw the misspelling of his name "I'm sure he just does that to [&@%!] me off." he said harshly..
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For someone who forgets capital letters you're quite the grammar Nazi. :lol:
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No i hate it when people misspell my characters or my name.
And I miss capital letters? eh..
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The-Shadow-One wrote:No i hate it when people misspell my characters or my name.
And I miss capital letters? eh..
i should be I. And it was just a joke....
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not funny! -thumbs down and gladiators go to kill you.- Bye bye.
The smiling rat sent out a messenger to Azeem, asking him if he would attack Europe if he would send him help.
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Azeem sent the messenger with a another letter.

Sultan Korba-

This caliphate has as many as 1500 unaccounted-for troops. I fear this is the first stage of the European invasion. However, I have a plan. Please come to my palace at Al Bachrim in two months time, and we can make plans for the invasion.

-Sultan Azeem Edin Bashir al Bachrim


He then sent a second message to the Smiling Rat:

My good sir-

While I would be happy to attack your kinsmen, particularly with your assistance, I will first need help stamping out this rebellious caliphate. Please send as many troops as you can spare.

- Sultan Azeem Edin Bashir al Bachrim


Azeem then left one hundred troops guarding the bridge, and took the other five hundred to the river. Using shovels, swords, and even their hands, his men excavated a massive pit roughly a thousand yards from the river. A connecting canal was then constructed, which drained the river and left the moat dry.
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You only have five hundred.
The troops saw that very few people were guarding the bridge and surged out, killing them all.

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The smiling rat looked at his letter and noticed a spelling error, "not to attack Europe by attack with Europe, specifically under the command of me, I shall see if I will be able to send you some of my men. You have my word." this was sent to azeem
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Skyr sent a letter to the villagers, asking what they won't, since they are in danger, due to the proximity with the bandits.
Also a secret letter is sent to the bandits chief:
I suppose that my lands are one of your wishes, aren't them?
So what if you unite your forces with me?
I will make you rich, if you defeat my enemies.
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I'm starting to become a little bit disillusioned with this. My men should have been able to kill most of them, given that it's a relatively thin bridge, and they've got bows.
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"Lord Lorenzo,

Me is no hapy wi' u.
We is no joinin' you.

Bandit Chef."

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They have more men at the bridge at they also have bows.
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All right, I liked the bandit chief's letter enough to stick around for a little while longer.
Azeem and three hundred men returned to the city, leaving one hundred to continue to enlarge the reservoir. Just before nightfall, a herald rode to the gates of the palace.
"Sultan Azeem Edin Bashir al Bachrim has decided to spare you temporarily," he said. "He shall return in a few weeks, and he shall show no mercy!" The herald, Azeem, the men from the city, and the workers rode off as the sun set.
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Two hundred are hiding in the houses.
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What about my letter..?It was an actually spelling mistake, wouldn't not would.. Gah..
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Shadow, that's a dirty lie and you know it.
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Oh no! honestly! I fricking hate my typing at times
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Show me.
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Wha how?
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I DO NOT SEE A SPELLING ERROR!
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I left out the n't on wouldn't innthat fricking thing! So fricking post tonthe goddamned letter with news of the spelling error on it!
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