Andia: The Revolution

[Eltee]

"Me either." Aarys said, smiling. "So... When do you want the wedding to be? Soon, I want it to be as soon as possible."

[Duh]

"Whenever you want it to happen." Valentin said. "I agree. I want to be married before we even see the physical signs of your pregnancy."

[Duh]

Spoiler:

What the f*ck? Why is Duh logged in?

[Eltee]

Spoiler:

Ooh! Say that Mary drowned herself in the nearest outhouse!

"Maybe... within the week?" Aarys said hopefully.

[King Acunasti]

"Yes." Valentin replied. "I love you. I love you so much. And my god, I cannot wait to see you in that dress!"

[Duh]

Spoiler:

Okay, the gun store has these guns:

Model M1891/30 sniper rifle - 600 Linds

Enfield No.4 Mk1T sniper rifle - 700 Linds

PPSh-41 submachine gun - 500 Linds

Thompson 1928A1 machine gun - 500 Linds

FN Model 1903 pistol - 200 Linds

You guys can control the shop owners for now. I'll just post the prices.

[Eltee]

Spoiler:

Mosin, enfield, Mosin, Enfield? Hm...

"We have 2000 of the weird local money stuff. You'd better buy me a pretty scope if you want me to wear that silly dress." Aarys teased. They entered the gun shop. "Oooh! Look, an Enfield!" She said excitedly. "Big mag... Sir, that scope come with? Really?!? Great! I'm happy enough to wear that dress for you anyways, now, Val!" Aarys handed over 700 Linds, and received the big .303 rifle. "Ooooh!" She looked through the sight. "What're you gonna get, Val?"

[King Acunasti]

"P.P.S.H, baby." Valentin replied. He swiftly purchased the submachine gun and admired it for a short moment. "This gun is as sexy as your legs."

Spoiler:

[Eltee]

"It is a buttugly gun." Aarys said bluntly. "How the hell are you even supposed to hold it...?"

Spoiler:

I have held one IRL. Most awkward weapon of all time. Heavy as sin, fat magazine, metal barrel... Nowhere to hold it, finicky (if tough) sights... Yech. It's like the A-10. Ugly, but devilishly effective. Reliable.

[King Acunasti]

"I don't even know how." Valentin laughed. "But I'll learn later. Let's go get your dress."

[Arch-Mage Matt]

Ashriel bought a pistol with some money he had collected from the locals' pockets.

The very next thing he did was exchange his clothes for some local garb - just cargo shorts, sandals, and an amazingly studly shirt. And of course, sunglasses.

Spoiler:

I actually think this is a woman's shirt. Oh well.

[Eltee]

"I think I saw a street vendor selling them." Aarys said brightly as they departed the shop. "Miss! Hello! Could I get one of those dresses? [insert price here]? Okay, that's fair. Have a nice day!" She walked away, the dress in one hand and Valentin's hand in the other. She held up the dress. "Val! Val! Look, it's tiny!"

[King Acunasti]

Valentin's eyes went wide. He stared at the dress for several minutes before speaking. "Can we...umm...go to the house and...do it right now?"

[Eltee]

"Your romantic eloquence in the throes of mad love has seduced me, foul rogue." Aarys said, smiling wearily.

[King Acunasti]

"I did not just hear a word you said." Valentin murmured, still staring at the dress.

[Eltee]

"How about we sit in the sand and enjoy the sun until nightfall? We don't want to... Spend ourselves too early." Aarys smirked.

[King Acunasti]

"O-Okay." Valentin stuttered. "What will we swim in? Our underwear?"

[JVElEven]

Hremai had sauntered up to the town, searching for a shovel, and had on the way bought a Thompson.

She was now wandering around, still looking for a shovel, all the while huffing about the indecency of these people.

[Kerr]

Gladro threw his coat on his bed in the house. He then went into town looking for somewhere to buy spells.

Spoiler:

Can we also sell items we don't want because if I get good enough spells I won't need the MP40 but i'll keep my M1911.

[Eltee]

Aarys grinned evilly.

[King Acunasti]

Valentin laughed as they entered their beachhouse. "Holy sh*t!" he exclaimed. "It's nice in here! Damn!"

[Eltee]

Aarys jumped on the bed. "Oh my god... Oh my god!" She said excitedly. "It's absolutely perfect!"

[King Acunasti]

"Come on." Valentin said, pulling off his shirt. "Let's go for a swim!"

[Eltee]

Aarys pulled off her clothes, with the exception of her underwear. "Okay!" She said.

[King Acunasti]

Valentin took Aarys hand and exited the cabin. "I cannot believe that I'm on this beautiful beach," He gave Aarys a kiss. "Under this beautiful sun," He kissed her a second time. "With my beautiful fiancée. This is paradise."