Andia: The Revolution

[Arch-Mage Matt]

"I used to be cheerful, like you... but then I took a bullet to the knee."

[King Acunasti]

"Yeah, and I used to be a sad virgin like you." Valentin shot back. "But then I met Aarys. Get a partner, mate! Do it!"

[Arch-Mage Matt]

"Well, when the Mary of my life falls into my pants like she did with you and Peter, I'll consider it." Ashriel said.

[Leyyuce]

Peter sighed deeply, shaking his head from left to right as if greatly disappointed by Ashriel's remark.

"Quiet yourself, Ashriel."

[Arch-Mage Matt]

"Going to deny it, Pete?" Ashriel asked.

[Leyyuce]

Peter glanced fleetingly toward Mary, contemplating the awkward situation's potential effect on both their sexually-driven relationship and the plan which was intended to soon commence.

"That's none of your business, Ashriel," he eventually resolved to respond, rather inadequately given Ashriel's straightforward query.

[King Acunasti]

"Aarys, Aarys, Aarys..." Valentin said with a grin, trying his best to ignore the conversation that had consumed the vehicle. "Look at those big, beautiful brown eyes."

[Eltee]

"Guys, calm down." Aarys said.

[Eltee]

Spoiler:

Missed yer post!

"You're too kind..." She whispered to Val, with a weary smile.

[King Acunasti]

Valentin unzipped Aarys' jacket. "Aarys Fairfax." he flashed a smile. "Listen to the sound of that name."

[Leyyuce]

Spoiler:

It seems you've stooped to A's level, Eltee. Disappointing.

[Arch-Mage Matt]

Ashriel looked around at his companions. "Peter and Mary abusing each other for fun, Fairfax and Aarys in a separate world of bad romance, I still haven't forgotten about Gladro wanting to rip my soul out, and Hremai is batsh*t crazy. I'm the only sane person left, I tell you."

[Eltee]

"Has a nice ring to it..." Aarys agreed, with a warm smile.

Spoiler:

Hey! Carter is the best. And I swear to you, I will never use another cartoon quote apart from that one ever again. I have used that one twice before.

[King Acunasti]

Spoiler:

Uh huh huh huh huh huh...

"It sure does..." He slipped a hand up her t-shirt. Valentin had chosen to completely ignore the entire circle of insults Ashriel had just released.

[Eltee]

"No fair if you do that, but don't kiss me."

[King Acunasti]

"It's completely fair." Valentin stated. "This way, you can still keep watch for enemies through the window. If we were kissing, you wouldn't be able to do that."

[Eltee]

"Hmm..." Aarys twitched. "That feels nice."

[King Acunasti]

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"Yeah?" Valentin asked. "Just ignore everyone else. They're just talking about dumb sh*t."

[Eltee]

Aarys closed her eyes. "Mmm... Sloooooooower..."

[King Acunasti]

"Whoa," Valentin chuckled, pulling his hand back out. "Can have you getting too excited."

[Eltee]

"How unchivalrous." Aarys complained.

[King Acunasti]

"Well, your moans make it a little obvious."

[Eltee]

"I was very quiet!"

[King Acunasti]

"Go slooooooooower!" Valentin mimicked, exaggerating both the tone and volume of her previous words.

[Eltee]

Aarys punched him on the chest.