Andia: The Revolution

[Eltee]

Aarys didn't struggle. "Laaater..." She murmured. "Mh. This is comfy. I might just go to sleep..."

[King Acunasti]

"Rys," Valentin mumbled, letting go of her. "Do you...do you really think you're pregnant?"

[Eltee]

"I can't explain it. I just know." Aarys said, shrugging. "Like I said, we'll know next week either way..."

[King Acunasti]

"I'm nervous." Valentin laughed. "I...I don't know if I'm ready for this type of thing."

[Eltee]

"Val, you'll be a perfect father." Aarys said. "Our kids will love you."

[King Acunasti]

"I can't be the disciplinarian." Valentin stated.

[Eltee]

"You'll learn."

[King Acunasti]

"How?" Valentin asked. "I don't like hurting people's feelings. And my own child? Not a chance!"

[Eltee]

"Valentin. You will have to help me, I can't bring up a child on my own!"

[King Acunasti]

"Let's talk about this later." Valentin said.

[Eltee]

"Much later." Aarys agreed.

[King Acunasti]

"Wait...will you still have an amazing body after the baby is born?" Valentin asked fearfully.

[Eltee]

Valentin's expression was laughable. "I dunno." She giggled.

[King Acunasti]

"What do you mean?" Valentin asked, his worry tripling.

[Kerr]

"Val remind me to give you a book about how human and elf bodies work as a wedding gift." said Gladro.

[Eltee]

"Do." Aarys agreed. "I'll still be me after a child. That's what matters, right?"

[Leyyuce]

Spoiler:

You wish for me to post a picture of Hremai, or of Peter?

[Eltee]

Spoiler:

I think he means Peter. Don't feel obliged. The pic I chose for Aarys, on reflection, looks nothing like my image of her. Descriptions are enough, I think.

[Leyyuce]

Spoiler:

I'll dig around a bit for a photo; those with a fair sense of imagination, of course, shouldn't be too dependent upon my presenting it, yet A's capacity for any sort of mental activity is remarkably low. I attribute this to his obsession with Beavis and Butthead.

[Kerr]

Spoiler:

I've posted this before but Gladro.

[King Acunasti]

"I suppose." Valentin sighed. "But your body is just so...god, it's perfect!"

Valentin went on to describe several extremely inappropriate details about Aarys' body.

Spoiler:

Leyyuce, you're weird for not liking that cartoon.

[Eltee]

Aarys hastily pressed her finger against his lips. "Shh..."

[King Acunasti]

"No, but seriously," Valentin murmured as he pushed Aarys' hand away. "You'd be amazed if you saw it, Gladro."

[Eltee]

"I think Gladro would be more impressed with your body, mister." Aarys said. "Now, stoppit. That's hardly appropriate."

[King Acunasti]

"No, but Gladro," Valentin went on. "She's got this..." He continued going on with the unbelievably inappropriate talk.