Worst Pickup Line you've ever used/heard?

The Raven · Post by **The Raven** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 11:43 pm

Milder Despues wrote:I once pulled this one:

- Hey, I can I show you my new watch?
- Why?
- It's extremely high tech and has revolutionary functions that you wouldn't believe!
- Like what?
- Well, it can tell that you're not wearing any underwear.
- But I am.
- My bad, I must've set it one hour early.

Genius.

SAMIAM · Post by **SAMIAM** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 5:21 pm

Apparently, theres something called the peacock theory which describes women as being attracted to pretty colors. I attempted this once by wearing the most flamboyant shirt I have ever worn. A girl did approach me but she thought I was gay

The Dog Whisperer · Post by **The Dog Whisperer** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 5:36 pm

Was it a Hawaiin shirt?

Veck · Post by **Veck** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 6:01 pm

She quite clearly would have thought he was a big fat party animal then.

Apparently red is the way to go for that. Supposedly bright red has a powerful subconscious effect on women.

scribbane · Post by **scribbane** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 6:03 pm

The Dog Whisperer wrote:Was it a Hawaiin shirt?

Fun fact, I have a closet full of Hawaiian shirts. Okay not a closet full, but I probably have over a dozen or so.

Post by **MARS** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 6:03 pm

Veck wrote:She quite clearly would have thought he was a big fat party animal then.

Apparently red is the way to go for that. Supposedly bright red has a powerful subconscious effect on women.

4 different girls told me I looked stupid when I wore a bright red jumper.

HatofMadness · Post by **HatofMadness** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 6:06 pm

Avron the S'wit wrote:Worst one ever used on me, ever, ever, ever:
Dude wrote:Are you tired?

Me wrote:...no? Why?

Dude wrote:'Cause I've seen you standing here and you've been running through my mind all night!
Yes, someone actually used that on me. Oh. Yes.

hahahaha epic.

fantastic.

still laughing at my computer screen.

SAMIAM · Post by **SAMIAM** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 6:26 pm

I always like the one liner

"hey"

but now days I usually shop at walgreens and very loudly ask for magnum condoms at the counter in the hopes that some hot women hears me.

Avron the S'wit · Post by **Avron the S'wit** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:50 am

scribbane wrote:
The Dog Whisperer wrote:Was it a Hawaiin shirt?
Fun fact, I have a closet full of Hawaiian shirts. Okay not a closet full, but I probably have over a dozen or so.

Hey, so long as you were entertaining and intelligent, I wouldn't care if you were wearing a tutu - I'd have a drink with you. Am I easy? Whatever.

King Acunasti · Post by **King Acunasti** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:54 am

"I will regret it tomorrow if I don't ask you to get a drink with me tonight."

scribbane · Post by **scribbane** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 6:21 am

I'm just saying, Hawaiian shirts are awesome. I used to have a lot more, but I grew out of them. There will be a time when they will fit me again.

SAMIAM · Post by **SAMIAM** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:35 pm

Avron the S'wit wrote:
scribbane wrote:
The Dog Whisperer wrote:Was it a Hawaiin shirt?
Fun fact, I have a closet full of Hawaiian shirts. Okay not a closet full, but I probably have over a dozen or so.
Hey, so long as you were entertaining and intelligent, I wouldn't care if you were wearing a tutu - I'd have a drink with you. Am I easy? Whatever.

So Avron,
you're a girl eh? how's that working out for you?

scribbane · Post by **scribbane** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:47 pm

Wait Avron's a girl????? Next you'll tell me that Veck guy isn't actually a guy! What is this madness?

Avron the S'wit · Post by **Avron the S'wit** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:58 pm

scribbane wrote:Wait Avron's a girl????? Next you'll tell me that Veck guy isn't actually a guy! What is this madness?

Hahahaha. Oh, scrib.

SAMIAM wrote:So Avron,
you're a girl eh? how's that working out for you?

It works out surprisingly well, all things considered. But then again, everything works out when you have a battleship.

SAMIAM · Post by **SAMIAM** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 6:09 pm

Avron the S'wit wrote:
scribbane wrote:Wait Avron's a girl????? Next you'll tell me that Veck guy isn't actually a guy! What is this madness?
Hahahaha. Oh, scrib.

SAMIAM wrote:So Avron,
you're a girl eh? how's that working out for you?
It works out surprisingly well, all things considered. But then again, everything works out when you have a battleship.

Damn now THAT is kinky. Yeah I said it, no regrets.

Avron the S'wit · Post by **Avron the S'wit** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 6:10 pm

I think you severely misunderstand the proper semantic and pragmatic use of the word "kinky," but c'est la vie.

Anyway, back on topic!

The-Shadow-One · Post by **The-Shadow-One** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 6:16 pm

Dude that's not kinky.
Kinky is tying up your lover and whipping them 30 times before you kiss them.

HatofMadness · Post by **HatofMadness** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 6:18 pm

The-Shadow-One wrote: Kinky is tying up your lover and whipping them 30 times before you kiss them.

Avron the S'wit wrote:I think you severely misunderstand the proper semantic and pragmatic use of the word "kinky," but c'est la vie.

I should probably get back on topic.

Dark Lord Cam · Post by **Dark Lord Cam** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 7:12 pm

Yeh, you should.

SAMIAM · Post by **SAMIAM** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 8:33 pm

what the deuce?

For the record,I said kinky because shes sitting on a flak gun on a battleship... I dare anyone to tell me how that is not kinky.

JVElEven · Post by **JVElEven** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:21 pm

A classmate of mine:

"You know, I have a level 5 character in WoW"

Dark Lord Cam · Post by **Dark Lord Cam** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:40 pm

Level 5? Hahahahahahaha. Oh, noobs.

JVElEven · Post by **JVElEven** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:42 pm

He was rather plastered, of course.

ZeRoc · Post by **ZeRoc** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 1:08 am

I've heard guys start conversation with girls by talking about the fact that they are a DM in DnD... I don't think that the girls were very impressed when he said that he's been working on the campaign for over a year...

AddictedtoMorrowind · Post by **AddictedtoMorrowind** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 1:51 am

Hey, guess what? I've completed the Morrowind MQ seven hundred forty-two times!

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