Your favorite Dark Brotherhood member (besides yourself)

[Mazer]

I went for Valtieri because he is so sedate and proud. Just like a trve vampire should be. Also he has a bit simplier (compared to other DB members), yet also dark and even extravagant outfit. *takes a bottle of human blood and cheers*

[Symmachus]

Lucien Lachance for being the sinister-yet-charming father figure to the player.

[TheBeast]

Lucien scared me to death when I first saw him. Still pretty good though. I prefer Antoinetta Marie. She could easily be cast as a simple, innocent girl, with my Nord as her pillar of strength, and Sithis as her master.

[Argonanza]

Schemer the Rat

Schemer hurried to the main hall of the sanctuary to see what all the commosion was about. It appeared that someone new had entered the Red Glowy Door. Everybody had gathered to welcome the newcomer, another big lizard, except for Cat-Face who seemed kind of moody and stood turned away from the others.
New Lizard Guy's discussion with Lizard Guy and Lizard Girl got interrupted by Schemer, who stood on his hindlegs and scratching New Lizard Guy's pants. He made his eyes as big as possible and used all rat-charm he possesed in hope for a snack. It worked. New Lizard Guy quickly fished a piece of pork from his bag and threw it to Schemer who snatched it in the air. He rubbed his body against New Lizard Guy's leg: a rat-welcome.
Then Schemer returned to his sleeping basket to have a nap. New Lizard Guy was a part of the family now. And most importantly: he gives Schemer snacks.

Weeks past, and things went on as normal in the sanctuary. But one day as Schemer woke up something felt very, very wrong. Schemer felt his rat-senses tingling. Then he saw Lizard Girl laying on the floor. A stick with a feather poked out of her neck. Schemer suddenly realized she was dead. He became very sad. He went to look for the others.
All of them were dead. Cat-Face, Lizard Guy, Big Guy, Light-Headed Girl and even Smelly Pale Guy were all dead. Even Walking Corpse were laying lifeless on the floor. But wait, though Schemer. Where is New Lizard Guy? Schemer realized what had happened and he got filled with rat-fury. That traitorous [&@%!] had killed the whole family. But why? Now who will put food in my food bowl and groom me? thought Schemer sadly.
Then Schemer had a plan. If New Lizard Guy ever returned , he would regret it dearly...

yeah, I suck at writing stories in english because of my limited vocabulary...damn you, grammar!

[Elune]

You didn't have to kill the Dark Guardian...

[Argonanza]

Don't worry. I didn't kill ol' Bonesy. Just thought it would be more realistic if a guardian would protect it's masters to the death so I wrote it in da storeh.

hmmm...am I turning into a wannabe-Dark Spark?

[Bradiohead]

Screw Lucien Lachance! Gogron gro-Bolmog is definitely the best guy in the guild, without a doubt.

He justs runs up in there and rips the $%!& out of everybody. Pretty great.

[Hadrianus]

i wish there were some memorable characters for me, although i did like marie a little

[shadow_of_sithis]

Lucien! FTW hes cool

[Hadrianus]

Lucien! FTW hes cool

Okay, now that i haves the chance im going to ask what FTW means, i know what WTF stands for, but im not too sure on FTW?

[Dark Spark]

FTW: For the Win. Ever watch Hollywood Squares? No? Lucky you.

[Hadrianus]

FTW: For the Win. Ever watch Hollywood Squares? No? Lucky you.

oh, thanks , no i havent seen it

[Kerr]

Gogron gro-Bolmog is great when he tells you about killing a little nord girl who wont be reaching age six (on the subject of I hope TESV whenever it comes out will have children) and you hear about how he crushed his bunnys skull when he was a child.

[Goblin voice]

Gogron gro-Bolmog because he's so sweet I would hug him if I didn't knew he might break my skeleton and organs

[Kestral]

Gogron gro-Bolmog because he's so sweet :lol: I would hug him if I didn't knew he might break my skeleton and organs :lol:

I didn't know you could break organs.

[Goblin voice]

Gogron gro-Bolmog because he's so sweet I would hug him if I didn't knew he might break my skeleton and organs

I didn't know you could break organs.

Well... squeeze to unrecognisable muck better?

[Kestral]

Gogron gro-Bolmog because he's so sweet :lol: I would hug him if I didn't knew he might break my skeleton and organs :lol:

I didn't know you could break organs.

Well... squeeze to unrecognisable muck :? better? :lol:

Rupturing would be better.

[Scared of My Shadow]

Go Vicente.

[Kestral]

Hm, Lucien LaChance.

He's also Sheogorath and Mr. Burke.



[&@%!], old thread.

[DerangedPickle]

I like Gogron for his i don't care about stealth i'm just gonna go in there crush that guys skull, have a laugh, get out, get paid, get drunk.

Also his introduction is just the best ever, "Hello there brother i'd hug you but Ocheeva told me not to"

My vote goes to Gogron to being the most lovable, laid back character in the Brotherhood.

[Hadrianus]

i seriously cannot relate to anyone that chooses gogron?

I changed my vote to Matthieu, cos he's so dark twisted and insane, and he practically gets all the blackhand killed.
Read his diary and tell me he isnt epicly insane

[dennis]

M'raaj Dar. He had spunk. And personality.

Also when I did The Purification, I was feeling pretty bad because the members of The Dark Brotherhood are, quite frankly, some of the most polite and hospitable people in the game. But I was so looking forward to killing M'raaj. Then he apologized and it made me feel even worse than any of the others.

[Norroen Dyrd]

M'raaj Dar. He had spunk. And personality.

Also when I did The Purification, I was feeling pretty bad because the members of The Dark Brotherhood are, quite frankly, some of the most polite and hospitable people in the game. But I was so looking forward to killing M'raaj. Then he apologized and it made me feel even worse than any of the others.

Exactly what I experienced.

Wow, the Traitor Fan Club now has two members!

[GUM!!!!]

schemer, best member of all time

[Argonanza]

schemer, best member of all time

Schemer is awesome!