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Are you paying too much for your car insurance?
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Those books rule.
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leroybrown wrote:Those books rule.
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Yeah, im reading the shadow rising right now. Im about half way through it.
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leroybrown wrote:Yeah, im reading the shadow rising right now. Im about half way through it.
I'm reading The Dragon Reborn I'm just started yesterday so I'm not very far.
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r wrote:Are you paying too much for your car insurance?

That's an extremely vague quote, it applies to about 83% of all car insurance ads on the telly... :?
Makes me think of the one with the red phone though, that somehow cuts banners in half with a blade that sticks out of it's 'wheel' (Yes, a knife sticking out of a phone with wheels. It talks too), it really doesn't sound safe. For an insurance ad.
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Maybe it's a plot... so, you have accidents because there is a blade on your tire... and you pay increased rates because of it! Dang you car insurance agennccciiieeesss...... *disappears into sparkle in sky*
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A week ago I heard my cousin had snorted koolaid dust
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dag71 wrote:A week ago I heard my cousin had snorted koolaid dust
I've known people who have snorted pixie sticks and ground-up Smarties.
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videogmer314 wrote: ground-up Smarties.
To anyone thinking "huh? Ground up chocolate and sugar?": These aren't the same Smarties. They're sort of like those Lucozade tablets you can buy.
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Dogmantra wrote:
videogmer314 wrote: ground-up Smarties.
To anyone thinking "huh? Ground up chocolate and sugar?": These aren't the same Smarties. They're sort of like those Lucozade tablets you can buy.
I'm talking about these.
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could someone help me find an email address to the Old Wisconsin Brat company here in America?
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Wow first time posting in this thread... or is it? :wink: but no it is.

Um, something so off topic that it's off topic even to the already off topic subject which was to do with being off topic...


Mythology!! =D
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Who would win in this battle?: Zeus vs. Thor.
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videogmer314 wrote:Who would win in this battle?: Zeus vs. Thor.
Zues of course- he managed to over power the titans and claim dominance, Thor is powerful sure but his main enemies seem to be mortal giants.
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Thor would get owned by zeus.
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I don't think Thor can beat his dad and all of his dad's minions, then throw his dead in the pits of hell. And have a daughter come out of his forehead. And turn into an Ox. All Thor has is his hammer.
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Blazes!
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all the mods vs daveh

pretty simple one but meh...
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Kestral wrote:I don't think Thor can beat his dad and all of his dad's minions, then throw his dead in the pits of hell. And have a daughter come out of his forehead. And turn into an Ox. All Thor has is his hammer.
Uhmm...

Thor is from the Nordic Mythology.

Thor's dad is Odin.

Thor's Hammer, Mjǫllnir, can create lightning.
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The Raven wrote:
Kestral wrote:I don't think Thor can beat his dad and all of his dad's minions, then throw his dead in the pits of hell. And have a daughter come out of his forehead. And turn into an Ox. All Thor has is his hammer.
Uhmm...

Thor is from the Nordic Mythology.

Thor's dad is Odin.

Thor's Hammer, Mjǫllnir, can create lightning.
Bottom line:
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He named his hammer? That's reason enough for him to lose.
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The Raven wrote:
Kestral wrote:I don't think Thor can beat his dad and all of his dad's minions, then throw his dead in the pits of hell. And have a daughter come out of his forehead. And turn into an Ox. All Thor has is his hammer.
Uhmm...

Thor is from the Nordic Mythology.

Thor's dad is Odin.

Thor's Hammer, Mjǫllnir, can create lightning.
Bottom line:
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You don't think I know that?

Zeus is from Greek Mythology.
His dad is C/Kronos.

He throws lighting.

Bottom Line:
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Hahah, fail.

Ask Unholy.

He would agree with me that Thor > Zeus.
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