Andia: The Revolution

[Eltee]

"Ugh." Aarys shivered. "Now, there's a nice thought."

[King Acunasti]

"That's scary." Valentin said. "But we never do anything that disgusting...do we?"

[JVElEven]

Spoiler:

What the hell?

[Eltee]

"No! What on Earth are you talking about, Val? I just meant it's not a not a nice idea, them watching us."

[King Acunasti]

Spoiler:

I'm gonna miss this sh*t. To all of you who don't know, I'll be in Quebec from tomorrow to next Saturday. I won't be able to post until I get back.

"Well, anyway, I'm done." Valentin chuckled.

[Eltee]

"Let me see it!" Aarys said excitedly.

[King Acunasti]

Another perfect drawing - like a photograph. It depicted Aarys exactly the way she was posing with the exact same expression on her face. "It's really hard to draw your eyes." Valentin said. "They're complicated."

[Eltee]

Aarys shook her head in awe. "Every time you draw, you really do astound me." She said in reverent tones.

[King Acunasti]

"Thanks, babe." Valentin said, giving Aarys a short kiss on the lips. He stood to his feet and put on his T-shirt. "You seen my socks anywhere?"

[Eltee]

Aarys looked around. "Uhhh... Do you think the demons are stealing all our socks to drive us crazy?"

[King Acunasti]

"Nah." Valentin laughed. "God, this was the best night."

[Eltee]

"These have been the best days of my life! Well, maybe until our wedding." Aarys said happily.

[King Acunasti]

"Oh yeah, by the way," He lifted up his shirt. "You think I'm packin' on the pounds?"

[Eltee]

"Definitely. You're getting flabby." Aarys said, grinning secretly at his perfectly toned muscles.

[King Acunasti]

"No, no, no," Valentin argued. "Check this out."

He tried sucking in his stomach, but it did not go abnormally far in. "See? I used to be able to make my stomach go in, like, nine-hundred centimeters. Now, it barely goes in at all. What the hell?"

[Eltee]

"Probably, because the ICA isn't there making sure you eat nothing but mouldy bread and the odd rat you can catch." Aarys said pointedly.

[King Acunasti]

"Sh*t." Valentin grumbled, dropping his shirt. "I'm getting fat. That blows."

[Eltee]

"Well, compared to when you were bloody emaciated, sure. But you're at a healthy weight, Val!" Aarys said, laughing. "Don't be so silly."

[King Acunasti]

Valentin sighed. "You're not fat." he said. "Do elves even get fat?"

[Eltee]

Aarys stuck out her tongue. "Na-Na-Na-Na-Na Naaa!"

[King Acunasti]

"Alright, now you asked for it." Valentin laughed, tackling Aarys into the blankets.

[Eltee]

Aarys laughed. "Ahh, you're gonna crush me! You're so... Big... And fat! Ha!" She giggled. "Seriously, Val, from the moment I met you till now, and from now to the end of time, you will be the most handsome man I have ever, and will ever, meet." And you are so not fat!"

[King Acunasti]

Valentin had Aarys locked in a pin. "Hmm..." he thought, kissing her neck. "If you can reverse this pin, I'll do anything you want for the next twenty-four hours."

[Eltee]

Aarys punched him, hard, in the solar plexus.

[King Acunasti]

"Ooh...." Valentin groaned. He had the wind knocked out of him. "That...was...really sexy," he managed to say. "But...it hurt like hell."

Yet it did my stop him from grinning. "You...still haven't reversed the pin."