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I was in the AU, testing my new immobilize spell.
So I paralyze a guy that I don't what was doing inside the AU and the mages scream "assault, assault" and two of them plus a battlemage start running in my direction... I quickly take my weapon out and prepare my spell for combat... All of the sudden they start to attack the guy I paralyzed and ignored me completely xD

BootySweat wrote:I was walking around near the Imperial City and just found this really interesting area with a bridge and some broken terrain. I'm not sure if this is part of Unique Landscapes mod or Better Cities.

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/56091 ... FC1CD0157/

Unique Landscapes?

so it's a mod thing?

I was clearing out Cursed Mine, and got to the last room. Killed the ringleader, and went to the boss chest that was in the tent. It was locked with a hard lock, which was no problem for the skeleton key. Opened the chest, expecting great loot, but all that was in it was one lousy septim.

Went down into the central area of that room and killed the bandit's dog in fury. It launched into the air, hit the 30 foot high ceiling, then fell back down.

I completed the Knights of the Nine Quest and now I can routinely go back to the Priory of the Nine and collect a Knight to assist me. Sadly though, the Knight's consistently die. I had to laugh to myself when I thought "What must the Knights at the Priory think?" Their Crusader routinely comes and take's one of their brothers or sisters away, never to be seen again.

Pick a generic knight, they respawn. "Number 6 died, number 7!!!"

Came across an Oblivion Gate that popped up beside the road that Aleswell is on. There were 12 Stunted Scamps standing around, as well as a riderless Legion horse. After disposing of the Scamps, I scouted around for the Legion soldier who probably had fought the Scamp army. No sign of him anywhere.

Went inside the Gate, cleaned it out and grabbed the Sigil Stone. After I was teleported back to Cyrodiil, there was the dead Legion soldier, rolling downhill and still clutching a lit torch.

I scored a free full set of Legion armour, a silver longsword, and 4 mutton chops. And a torch.

After the oblivion crisis, I decided to have a chat with some legion guards who seemed to really like me. I kept going in and out of the "talking screen" thing just to see some of the nice things he had to say about me.. All of a sudden, the guard notices me as a murderer and tells me to keep my blade sheathed and that I was a filthy b*stard?

And one day I was wandering around imperial city and saw heironymous lex.. Acidently picked up something not owned by me and he chased me.. My character is jacked.. Lvl 130 speed 196 acrobatics ftw! So I was running, and I came to some stairs. I ran up them and for some reason my character popped in the air realllly high (happens often) .
Then lex jumped up too and next thing u kno we are having a convo 50ft in the air

When all the guards are running around with Lex looking for the gray fox, 4 of them ran up to me and at the same time said the "Have you seen the Gray Fox?" in harmony.


I thought it was a barbershop quartet.

So I pickpocketed the one and left him a septim.

:tip:

One time, I was in The Imperial City, at divine elegance. I asked the lady at the store about rumors, she told me some rumors, then at the end of her sentence, she said "Wait, let me try that one again." Then said it with more enthusiasm!

VOICE ACTING FAIL!!!

There's some pretty good stuff in this thread. Thanks for the laughs!

This thread is quite amusing/inspirational to me as a new Oblivion player, sadly I own my copy on the PS3, anyone got a spare GOTY edition for PC they would be willing to trade? -sadface-

Have you ever tried starting a fight in the bruma barracks?

Hahaha this thread is really funny all pictures are cool...

today i was on my way to applewatch to um... kindly inform the draconis lady i was a delivery man... when i came across three imperial legion foresters having an epic battle amongst themselves. i must have watched for ten minutes as these three laid down a volley of arrows at one another. during the middle of the fight i thought it would be funny to see if they would shoot at me if i stood in front of another guard, and they did. in the end one guard was left standing and i was very pleased with the entertainment i had had. i decided i would go back into bruma to go get a sword from my home, however when i emerged through those beautiful city doors i was greated by a grand greeting of "its allll over lawbreaker!!" i know i had a 0 bounty before the incident but aparentley standing in the guards line of fire had some how gotten me a bounty of 40 coins, i paid my dues and laughed because it was the funniest thing i had seen all day.

"You are under arrest for us shooting you! You should know better than to get in the way of a guy with a bow!"


Guards.....

it seems we have to send more corrupt guardsmen to jail.

I was fighting bandits I think, one was a bowman and on my way out i noticed I had an arrow in my but... Ouch! lol

Enigma1027 wrote:today i was on my way to applewatch to um... when i came across three imperial legion foresters having an epic battle amongst themselves.

I have seen the same at the same location I heard some noise (or was it movement in Detect Life range), and went to watch what happening there. I think it was foresters against guards... As there was dead deer laying in their battlefield, it seemed like they were fighting which one get the prey What I think was happened, is that one of the foresters have tried shot the deer, but a guard has been in the line of fire and get hit from that arrow, and they have probably started to try to arrest themselves or something like that.

LOL A mudcrab killed a bandit. It even had an arrow in it. But managed to kill the bandit.

Mudcrab of Awesomeness.

Related: I was having trouble killing a hedge mage as I wasn't doing enough damage before he'd fully heal himself. I finally killed him, and continued travelling around. I get to an Ayleid ruin on Lake Rumare and find two hedge mages. As expected, it takes me forever to kill them. I finally killed one, and was fighting the other, when a mudcrab comes up from the lake and kills him in one hit right after he healed himself. I promptly ran away. Too bad the mage didn't say the mudcrab line...

The 2 bandits outside Vilverin seemed more intent on fighting eachother than me. WTF?

I sneak-shot the archer, who then fired an arrow in my direction, but then he was attacked by the other bandit. The only thing I can think of is that bandit 1's arrow hit bandit 2, before bandit 2 realised I was there, thus starting their combat. Is this plausible or was it just weird?

Possible, but still a bit vexing.