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[Dogmantra]

british accent

This is one of my biggest annoyances (not to pick on you leroy, but I don't like it and you pointed it out) England =/= Britain =/= London!
Another of my pet peeves is people saying "should" or "could" when they mean "shouldn't" or "couldn't" the phrase "I could care less" means you actually care, because you could care less!

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[r]

british accent

This is one of my biggest annoyances (not to pick on you leroy, but I don't like it and you pointed it out) England =/= Britain =/= London!

Annoys me too, if I tell an American I'm from England and they start speaking to me in a posh or Laaaandon accent, I ask "Where are you from?" then they say something like "New York" and I start speaking to them in a Texan accent. Burn.

[Kinzer]

Another of my pet peeves is people saying "should" or "could" when they mean "shouldn't" or "couldn't" the phrase "I could care less" means you actually care, because you could care less!

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Dude, I thought I was the only person that picked up on that. So many people use "could" in that phrase and for a while that's how I thought it was. Until of course I realized that it didn't make sense.

[WitchArachne]

Argh! I thought I was the only one who noticed that! It drives me crazy!

Anyway, to add to my increasing list:

I tried to be a vegetarian when I was about 10, but gave it up within seconds of finding out vegemite was made from beef.
It sounds like The Most Unholy and I have exactly the same taste in music. I listen to everything, really, with the main stuff being old rock and 90s metal.
I PWN at guitar hero and I spent many happy months rubbing that in my little brother's face. He deserves it, because he laughs at me when I can't play his crappy racing games.
I pwn him at Star Wars too.
My Dad was a Catholic priest, until he met my mother. He swears more than anyone I know, and loves dirty jokes.
When I was little I thought the war memorial near my house was the tomb of Jesus.
I HATE ouzo and sambucca, but like licorice.
Once, at school, this guy on crutches was really rude to me and then tried to trip me, so I kicked his crutch out from under him and laughed when he fell over.
Next month, I go on the Young Endeavour, a tall ship that travels around the East Coast all year. It's going to be AWESOME.
I love to sing, and have won a few karaoke competitions, but when I dance I look like an epileptic guinea pig.
My favourite time of year is Christmas, and I've already started buying decorations for the house, and ordering the seafood for lunch. I plan to do nothing for the whole week other than drink beer, watch cricket with the family, maybe go to the beach and then some boxing day shopping.
I have to work nightshift tonight.

[Dark Lord Cam]

thats mean.

i would have gone with a simple insult but tripping him is mean.

i love laconic phrases.

i am very good at it.

The most Unholy once asked me why i always told him to do things in a game and i said "because i am somewhat of a tyrant."

[Codex]

Once, at school, this guy on crutches was really rude to me and then tried to trip me, so I kicked his crutch out from under him and laughed when he fell over.

Ha... ha... ha... Very funny...

Oh, another thing about me. I dislike sadistic people.

[Dark Spark]

Once, at school, this guy on crutches was really rude to me and then tried to trip me, so I kicked his crutch out from under him and laughed when he fell over.

Ha... ha... ha... Very funny...

Oh, another thing about me. I dislike sadistic people.

I'm curious, just what would you be if you tortured a sadist? Does the universe kinda fold in on itself?

[Relax and Play]

Ha... ha... ha... Very funny...

Agreed. (You're negatively implying that right?)

Oh, another thing about me. I dislike sadistic people.

The main kind of people who I walk away from without warning are sadists and people who go to the utmost extremes. (Fanatics, anyone?)

I'm curious, just what would you be if you tortured a sadist? Does the universe kinda fold in on itself?

That would make him a hypocrite and that would mean the universe explodes due to time continuity errors.

[Dark Spark]

I wasn't actually addressing that to Codex. "You" as in a hypothetical you, me, anyone in between. I was just wondering what would happen if— you know.

[Gro_oms]

Well I haven't really read much of this but i'll just throw in my 2 cents.

Born and raised in ohio.
Played sports most of my life, I guess i could be considered a jock.
I've graduated.
I have more piercings than you can count on one hand.
My left side is tattooed.
I love cars.
A big mustang enthusiasts.
I drive a 01 mustang GT and love to race it.
Like to draw.
My left eye is permantly dialated because of a paintball accident.
Like to read car mags and comics.
Currently have a smokin hot latina girlfriend.
We've been together for a year and a half.
I like to party. The old lady put a stop to that though.
Love my friends.
I have a cousin that was born 4 days before me that i consider a brother.
My GF considers me to be geeky sometimes.
Hate when emo kids judge preps and jocks.
I wear prep clothes mostly.
I listen to mostly rap and rock.
Slipknot, all that remains hatebreed.
Rich boy lil wayne 50.
Currently laid off.
worked for awhile after school and got up everday at 4.

Well i think that should do... any questions just ask.

[The King]

Didn't you wear goggles while paintballing? That's a shame.

[Gro_oms]

Well they steamed and when i peaked to see where shots were coming from i got hit. I didn't take them all the way off. Oh and my cousin that i mentioned is the one who shot me LOL. Its really no big deal. Most girls tell me its 'sexy' so it is what it is. I learned to live with it.

[The Most Unholy]

More about me I guess.

I have broken a person's arm, in self defense.
I love paintball, however I never really have much time for it.
I have to run more miles a day now....(yay)
I love to work out, although I hate running.
I am extremely strong for someone my age.
I love cars, although I don't have my license.



Dark Spark: Well you would be an anti-sadist...sadist?

[The King]

A bit more about me


I hate guitar solos
I hate all non contact sports
I hate when people say LOL and OMG out loud
I think sushi is disgusting
I hate cats
I hate horses, when I was little I went to a house in the country and was attacked by horses.
I have never broken or fractured a body part
I have never been stung by an insect(wasp,bee etc.)

[Dark Lord Cam]

A bit more about me


I hate guitar solos
I hate all non contact sports
I hate when people say LOL and OMG out loud
I think sushi is disgusting
I hate cats
I hate horses, when I was little I went to a house in the country and was attacked by horses.
I have never broken or fractured a body part
I have never been stung by an insect(wasp,bee etc.)

i will comment on everything you say in this list VVV

1 i dont listen to music much but i do hate rap
2 i hate all sports that hurt me.....................just kidding i actually like to spar if that even counts as a sport.............well it does to me!!!
3 i think it is just sad when people think they are not in RL in RL
4 i hate sushi but i love seafood.
5 why? i like all animals.
6 lol!!!!!!!!!!!lol!!!!!!!!!!lol!!!!!!!!!!!i rode my first horse in the fourth grade and I LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!
7 i was hit by a mini van and never broke a darn thing
miraculous you might say
8 IMPOSSIBLE!!!! unless you live in a bubble.
well? do you????

[The King]

My bubble is quite cozy actually.

[WitchArachne]

I've never broken anything either, apart from a finger I guess (playing pool ) but I've been stung by tonnes of things. Probably coz I'm always crawling around in dark places. That sounds wrong now that I've typed it

Anyway, so you don't all think I'm a total psycho hose-beast I'll explain the crutch-kicking guy.

I was late to English class and it was one of the last classes before the HSC exams (the last ones of high school for all you non-Aussies, so they're really important) so I'm running down a hallway and this guy is in front of me on crutches and I can't get past.
I've said "scuse me mate, can I just get past? I'm running late" and he turns a bit, says "F*** you b***" and keeps walking in the middle of the hall. I've said "you're a rude ***, get out of my way" and he jams his crutches out further so I can't get past, so I kicked one out from under him and carried on my merry way to class.

And I don't think you'd be a hypocrite if you turtured a sadist, unless you told him you were torturing him coz sadism is wrong. You would be Dexter.

[Dogmantra]

I hate guitar solos
I hate all non contact sports
I have never been stung by an insect(wasp,bee etc.)

hehe... turn all these statements positive and you have me! Well, sort of... I hate contact sports, I enjoy guitar solos just as much as the rest of the song, and I'm terrified of wasps (I was 5, bad experience)

Also, speaking of paintballing, I'm going today!

[Gro_oms]

A bit more about me


I hate guitar solos
I hate all non contact sports
I hate when people say LOL and OMG out loud
I think sushi is disgusting
I hate cats
I hate horses, when I was little I went to a house in the country and was attacked by horses.
I have never broken or fractured a body part
I have never been stung by an insect(wasp,bee etc.)

I'll reply to it too. lol.

Guitar solos are fine when they arent too long
Like just about any sport, played all the major ones
I'm attracted to stupid girls who say OMG out loud.
I love sushi
Dont like cats
I own a horse.
Broke my pinky toe.
Stung by a bee on my foot.

[Sublymonal]

I shall use some pictures to describe myself:


story of my life

my face after I first played a video game

my pet Dirge

Removed because when I re-read the rules today I realized that I'm not allowed to post pictures of other people.

the only thing I have ever painted.......or will ever paint

[leroybrown]

Annoys me too, if I tell an American I'm from England and they start speaking to me in a posh or Laaaandon accent, I ask "Where are you from?" then they say something like "New York" and I start speaking to them in a Texan accent. Burn.

Hahaha burned indeed. I imagine most americans follow up with, "no dude im from NY." You shouldnt let it annoy you guys in the first place though. When you start taking jokes personally your social life is gonna suck.

I wish yall could see how me and my british buddy john interact. He lets the british jokes roll off his back and he counters them nicely with american jokes, and hes surrounded by americans! Hes a funny sob. Thats how it works though, crack a few jokes on each other and then grab a beer. That might just be me and my friends though, we constantly rag on each other.

Hes in my top 3 when it comes to picking up women. Chicks over here dig accents, especially british. The accents they dont like include east asian, and thick spanish accents (mexicans). Hes also naturally suave, like james bond.

[Caz]

lol whenever germans come at me with jokes about the english i normally throw a joke about germans straight back.
the fun ends though if it's a downright insult. i can take the mickey out of meself, ta very much. doesn't happen often though

last day of work today. i had the most fun working in the office with the people from the ireland project - got to listen to english and irish accents all day long (yes, it kinda makes me homesick... )

university starts in 2 weeks. until then, i'll be recovering from work, writing my paper and learning latin ("Romanes eunt domus" and the like )

[r]

Annoys me too, if I tell an American I'm from England and they start speaking to me in a posh or Laaaandon accent, I ask "Where are you from?" then they say something like "New York" and I start speaking to them in a Texan accent. Burn.

Hahaha burned indeed. I imagine most americans follow up with, "no dude im from NY." You shouldnt let it annoy you guys in the first place though. When you start taking jokes personally your social life is gonna suck.

I wish yall could see how me and my british buddy john interact. He lets the british jokes roll off his back and he counters them nicely with american jokes, and hes surrounded by americans! Hes a funny sob.

Get me an introduction! Where abouts in Britain is he from? My personal favourite British regional accent is the full-blooded Glaswegian "Git tae [&@%!], ya wee [&@%!]!" affair. And having lived here for the best part of 2 years I've learnt to find the Birmingham accent quite endearing.

I don't take jokes like that personally, especially as I'm very good at countering them normally.

Reminds me of when I was on holiday in Florida a few years ago, we were at Sea World, me and my dad were in a queue to get a drink. We got chatting to this American guy and after a few minutes he said "Hey, your English is really good. Where you from? Germany?". He was genuinely surprised when we replied with "Er, no, we're from England"

Chicks over here dig accents, especially british.

Right, I'm going out on the pull in the States.

[Sublymonal]

university starts in 2 weeks. until then, i'll be recovering from work, writing my paper and learning latin ("Romanes eunt domus" and the like )

Da Mihi Osculum [Latinam Scio]

[Dogmantra]

Reminds me of when I was on holiday in Florida a few years ago, we were at Sea World, me and my dad were in a queue to get a drink. We got chatting to this American guy and after a few minutes he said "Hey, your English is really good. Where you from? Germany?". He was genuinely surprised when we replied with "Er, no, we're from England"

That's one of the funniest stories I've heard in a while.