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"Flyiiiiin' in the skyyyyy! Cliff racer flyyy sooo hiiiiigh! Flyyyyiiiiiin'..."
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Argonanza wrote:"Yeah. Buy a [&@%!] book. It's a bookstore, ain't it? Don't just go peeking at them! Buy one! I'm Bugak gro-Bol, and I say you better buy a [&@%!] book. And right away, dammit!"
^ This. I lol'd so hard.

Also,

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"PAY THE FINE"

and

"Big Weapons for Big Heroes"
60 percent of the time it works all the time
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mars wrote:"Flyiiiiin' in the skyyyyy! Cliff racer flyyy sooo hiiiiigh! Flyyyyiiiiiin'..."
What NPC does that? My favorite line is:

ITS ALL OVER LAWBREAKER!
it is a mystery
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"Ta, come again! Or I'll pluck out your eyes!" -Sheogorath

"Your mother was a hamster!
And you father smelt, of Elderberries!"
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Iamgoofball wrote:
mars wrote:"Flyiiiiin' in the skyyyyy! Cliff racer flyyy sooo hiiiiigh! Flyyyyiiiiiin'..."
What NPC does that? ...
Aldos Othran of Cheydinhal (why am I concerned that I had no need to seek confirmation from the wiki on the fact nor the spelling of that name?). One of the reasons why my Cheydinhal-based DB character never embarks on the "Corruption or Conscience" quest for the city.
Baurus: Our job is to get the Emperor out of situations like this. Though I'll admit, things aren't going exactly to plan.

Casandra: At the moment, the deadliest weapon at my disposal is a goblin's head on a stick. I'd be worried if this was the plan.
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CHEESE FOR EVERYONE
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I have a new one.
"You smell of death. Been conjuring up dead things?"
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Other guy: Haha! You move like a pregnant cow!

*Arrow in throat*

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"My red room gets it's name from fighters like you"
I'm not arrogant. I'm insecure.
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"I heard a rumor that you're an idiot. Any truth to that?"
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Ohh...Owyn
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WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!!!

Oh that is a melee classic.
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"Slash 'N Smash, The BIG ORC WEAPON SHOP"
"Whatever it is, she should cleanup her act"

100 points if you know how these two are connected
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"Stay, go! What do I care."

or

"YOU PATHETIC WORM!!!!"
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*Snort*
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"Fribble! Fribble!"
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"Damn rats! Always scurrying around in the shadows making me jumpy."

and

"Better cut down on the ale. I'm starting to see things I am."
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"The young folk just don't apreciate a good stick anymore..."
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There was a false alarm, some kajit was looking sneaky...
what happend?
he was... grooming his tail

HAHAHHAA
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"Don't try to cheat me you misbegotten whelp."
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"DIE YOU MANGY HOUSECAT!!"
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"So, your first contract. No chance for a bonus, huh? That's all right, you're better off! Who needs magic items when you've got raw skill? And the great thing about killing a target up close and personal is you can talk to 'em before you do it! You know, say something scary! For example, this one time I had a contract to kill a little Nord girl at her birthday party. She asked me if I was the jester! So I said to her."No, I am a messenger of death." You should have seen the look on her face! Ha ha ha ha! Anyway, she won't be seeing age six!"


that orc at the dark brotherhood sanctuary has a couple of funny quotes :mrgreen:
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Yo check it:

"What is it, you.. you.. what is it, you... you... rat?!

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