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Which was the best?

17. you pick all the flowers in your wife's garden, make cheap "potions," and try to sell them to the local pharmacy
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11%
18. You wander into people's houses while they're eating dinner, and ask them about their hometown.
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22%
53. You become endlessly frustrated when your sword and clothes won't fit in your g/f's jewelry box... despite repeated attempts.
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11%
54. You see a child and you shout "BY THE NINE DIVINES!"
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22%
81. You wonder why people hesitate to sleep when you stand right next to their bed (maybe with a sword out)
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17%
84. You think Hot Topic is the local Vampire nest. Once again, the local authorities are not amused by your heroics.
9
17%
 
Total votes: 54

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Become a mod. :Twisted Evil:
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yea, sure.
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he he heeeee :Twisted Evil:
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I shall prove you wrong...

*forces benjamin to be a mod*
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*takes one of tyrannosaurs stars and gives it to... tyrannosaurus)
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Another star!

*Captures souls all over the place with the two Azura Stars*
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:o
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the horror!
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*gets more Azura's stars from Azura-Star-giving-Adoring-Fan*
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ok, too cheesy.
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I've never figured out what cheesy meant...
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means it's not funny.
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Oh okay. :oops:
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it's ok, we forgive you.
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but there will be consequences :Twisted Evil: he he heeeee :Twisted Evil:
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Lol, I'll be the first to be banished into Oblivion...
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*banishes tyrannosaurus into Oblivion*
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Oh, DARN!
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that's the privilege of having two-and-a-half stars!
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Yep, I'll cya tommorow I guess.

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this is SO off topic
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If you add the votes of my two nominations, I WIN :Twisted Evil:
But it is not to be, but if anyone else if voting, please vote for my sleeping one :oops: :D
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Aradinn wrote:this is SO off topic
NONSENSE!

And I vote mages guild. :P

(lol wrong topic XD)
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nicholasenj wrote:They were all good, but I laughed my butt off at this one

84. You think Hot Topic is the local Vampire nest. Once again, the local authorities are not amused by your heroics.
85. You enter your basement with a torch and knife and kill rats.
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That one is only one mission. :cry:
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