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Which was the best?

17. you pick all the flowers in your wife's garden, make cheap "potions," and try to sell them to the local pharmacy
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11%
18. You wander into people's houses while they're eating dinner, and ask them about their hometown.
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22%
53. You become endlessly frustrated when your sword and clothes won't fit in your g/f's jewelry box... despite repeated attempts.
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11%
54. You see a child and you shout "BY THE NINE DIVINES!"
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22%
81. You wonder why people hesitate to sleep when you stand right next to their bed (maybe with a sword out)
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17%
84. You think Hot Topic is the local Vampire nest. Once again, the local authorities are not amused by your heroics.
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17%
 
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nicholasenj wrote:17. you pick all the flowers in your wife's garden, make cheap "potions," and try to sell them to the local pharmacy.
This one is good.
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behnjymyn wrote:18. You wander into people's houses while they're eating dinner, and ask them about their hometown.

This one's heaps good> :lol:
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Yay we got there!
They were all so good. (cept for some :oops: )
Can you vote for yourself? :Twisted Evil:
And how will we decide which is the best?
A poll?
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You can vote for yourself, we'll have a poll for the best one once we have enough nominations. once we have decided, we can do it again. :D
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AGAIN :shock: :o o_O

Yeh I like my child one. :P
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We should say 'no voting for yourself'. :P

Hows about each person gets one nomination?
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that is a good idea. next (however many we are allowed to have in poll) nominations get posted.
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This one

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Logius wrote:53. You become endlessly frustrated when your sword and clothes won't fit in your g/f's jewelry box... despite repeated attempts.
I like this one. Lol :P
(too bad i cant vote for myself :P )
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ok, time to vote then I guess. :)
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-We have a winner-

18. You wander into people's houses while they're eating dinner, and ask them about their hometown.
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Okay, so now what?

Congratulations creator of #18! You get to be a moderator!
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it was behnjymyn.
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Hurray for Benjamin!

I'm now going to walk into my friend's house tommorow and ask him about the other provinces.
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lol. you do that.
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Ahh good game behnjymyn!
(Dang i thought i had it covered cause i had two in the competition :P)
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I wasn't paying attention. :lol: which ones were urs?
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CHEATER!!!!!!!!
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Mine was: you see a child and shout by the nine divines
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you wonder why people hesitate to sleep when you stand next to their bed
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It was based on nominations. :roll:
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Oh okay, I thought you mean you had two accounts voting. XD
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oh, I see. that would be kind of pointless. :lol:
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lol kk
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No it wouldn't be pointless. Both of the accounts could vote for the same sign.
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I meant, what real good would it do him to win an unoffical internet comedy contest.
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DAMN!
IF I VOTED FOR MY LSEEPING ONE, IT WOULD OF TIED FIRST! :P :P :P
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