The Zoo (a comedy)

[Leyyuce]

Sky eventually became bored with simple idle relaxation, raising himself gently from the exhibit's soft grass and pacing steadily around the whole of its interior as if he expected a more interesting activity to present itself given his doing so. The zoo's morning visitors could be seen not so far away, some examining the exhibit's contents while others maneuvered past in search of more exciting displays; Sky momentarily entertained himself by studying the varying patrons, but soon fell back into a state of uninterested boredom.

[Duh]

Rantil snarled, letting out another deep and sinister laugh. Saliva was running from his mouth. He was now running from one side of the exhibit to the other in his rage.

[Eltee]

Spoiler:

Rabies!

[Imp]

Fluff was sitting with a bamboo shoot in his hand. He looked up into the sky wondering what it was like out in the wild these days. After the years the admirers were starting to frustrate him. It was fun at first; the jokes, easy food, games, safety, but that wasn't enough anymore. He shrugged to himself and sat back and repeated his favorite phrase in his head "The more you wait, the easier it'll get."

Ella was starting to get aggravated. The staff haven't been giving her the amount of food she hopes for. The zookeepers feed her and the other elephant, but a week's worth wouldn't be enough. She never even spoke to the other elephant. He was maybe 10x skinnier than elephants should be. Ella was scared for him, but she didn't really care about him. She bent down and inhaled more bananas as the other elephant groaned.

Spoiler:

Sorry about my first post in the story, I was doing it from my ipod and it wasn't able to make a new paragraph when I started my next character.

[King Acunasti]

"Alright, kids." the guide said on response to the raging hyena. "Let's move on. Next stop - the tiger exhibit!"

[MARS]

"The world is boring, dear" Marsi said to Arja. "Ignore the world and live."

[Eltee]

"Dammit, you have passed from philosophical to annoying." Arja said irritably.

Spoiler:

As you can tell she is a b*tch. Quite literally, to be sure, but still.

[MARS]

Marsi wiggled her tail once and turned away. She left the cage without a word, headed towards some shrubbery in the distance.

[Eltee]

"Wait, I..." Arja watched the at go. "Stupid, why'd you say that?" She muttered to herself. One of the other wolves approached her, a tennis ball dripping with saliva in it's mouth. "Wanna play?"
"No."
"No play?"
"I said no!"
"Wanna mate?"
Arja sighed.

[Leyyuce]

Sky spotted Marsi as she departed from Arja's enclosure, stepping closer to the very edge of his own exhibit as to better view the wandering feline.

"Marsi!" Sky called playfully, pleased to see the graceful cat about despite the large number of visitors present at the zoo.

[AddictedtoMorrowind]

Haald ran to the outside of his cage and scampered on the long metal bars. He grabbed his plastic chew muffin and began chewing to release his stress.
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Yuggoth was hungry and decided to chew the bars of his cage.

[MARS]

"Oh, hello, Sky!" Marsi cheerily greeted. She redirected her steps towards the fox's cage.
"How's the day greeting you?"

[Imp]

Fluff started scratching on the window. He did this for maybe hours. He thought to himself, "Hey, maybe the keepers will come let me out, they don't seem to mean." So the panda sat there, scratching the glass by himself."

Ella became more worried, the other elephant lied on the ground wheezing. Ella, thinking generosly startd pushing the weightless adult over to the water and food and told him to have some. The male elephant just wheezed and looked at her in the eyes and said, "It is not your fault" then died.

[Leyyuce]

"My day's fine," Sky replied readily, "Fine, yet boring. I have trouble finding anything to do when the other foxes aren't interested."

[Greenlantern]

Spoiler:

Cow. Are you still accepting new players?

[Eltee]

Spoiler:

Dunno. Acunasti is on Vaca in Quebec.

[Imp]

Fluff was really starting to get angry now. He had no one to talk to and wasn't where he wanted to be. All he did all day was joke and eat and sleep. He wanted something more, something bigger than what he was going through now.