ZeniMax sells Bethesda!

[TomDD]

Damn!

I was pretty [&@%!] there for a second

[Jordy]

EA Buys out Bethesda from ZeniMax!


Yes, fellow forumers, it is true. ZeniMax Studios has made a deal with Electronic Arts – that deal being the sale of Bethesda Studios to the gaming empire that is commonly known as EA.

Avid followers of all news that is gaming may know that this is not uncommon – EA has bought several gaming companies in the past. Sure, it is whispered in the dark corners of the internet that EA has done harm to the companies that it buys – but really, what’s the worst they can do? Just don’t ask anyone who, well... works for them.

I used to work for EA, then I took an arrow to the knee...

[Konota]

Totally going to use my first post to just say. *smiles* I do enjoy today, that devious creature inside me smiles at all the little things. Even if they only catch one person off guard for a short moment, totally worth it.

[Gideon Dragontongue]

It's true! The sky is falling! If you align the stars of Skyrim with Hebrew number code, it adds up to 15001, of which the square root is 122.4785695540244, which, when multiplied by ten to the 6th power, equals approximately Bethesda's budget on Skyrim!

[AddictedtoMorrowind]

Which means that Skyrim's sky is falling?

[Arch-Mage Matt]

I don't know what you guys are talking about, considering this is true.

[Gideon Dragontongue]

You're still married to Mr. Gingrich, Mrs. Gingrich, ma'am.

[Red Guardian]

That's an absurd! MR. HOWARD WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT.

[Gideon Dragontongue]

This is all a sham. I know it isn't true, because I'm really Todd Howard.

[Red Guardian]

You wish.

[AddictedtoMorrowind]

How is Todd Howard a person who hasn't even finished school?

[Gideon Dragontongue]

I've been lying to everyone this entire time.

In related news, I've decided the next Elder Scrolls is going to be in Akavir, and will involve My Little Pony.

[Red Guardian]

I hope Alduin comes back and wreck them from the very face of the almighty Earth.

[Dark Spark]

Destroy the Dragons.
Control the Dragons.
Merge with the Dragons.

[Generalno1]

re arrange those points and you have a brilliant way of killing yourself.

[Dark Spark]

re arrange those points and you have a brilliant way of killing yourself.

Come to think of it, playing ME3 is committing suicide