Andia: The Revolution

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Re: Andia: The Revolution

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"No, tell me." Valentin pushed. "What are you due for in a week?"
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"Umm... Uhh... Well... Ahh..." Aarys was tapping her foot nervously. "Every month, a girl... Goes through a cycle. Which stops if they're pregnant."
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"What cycle?" Valentin asked. "Does your butt get smaller when it stops?"
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"I'm not quite following the logic here, Val." Aarys said. "I get cramps. And stuff. That's it."
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"Cramps?" Valentin asked. "I get cramps too. Sometimes I have them on my right leg. I think it's because I bend it weird while I sleep. Is that, like, the male version of the cycle?"
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"Uh, you..." Aarys sighed. "Sure. Whatever. Shut up and kiss me."
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"Sweet!" Valentin laughed. "We have cycles!"

He held Aarys' head and gave her a long kiss. "You know what?"
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Aarys rubbed her eyes. "What?"
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"I think that cut makes you look kind of badass."
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"It certainly doesn't feel badass. A horseman kicked me in the head. It stings."
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"How could I help?" Valentin asked.
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"I'm just whining, don't worry." Aarys smiled. "Don't worry."
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"Heal it like you did for my leg."
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"I'm too tired..." She moaned. "You do it, hon."
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"Okay, sweetheart." Valentin said. "Just lean back, close your eyes, and relax."
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Aarys did just that.
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Valentin carefully placed two fingers on Aarys' wound and sent a long wave of healing energy through the cut. "There you go," he whispered. "That feels good, doesn't it?"

The wound was completely healed in a matter of minutes.
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Aarys scratched the barely visible scar. "Itchy." She murmured.
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"Well, don't scratch it." Valentin said as he removed her hand from her forehead. "It doesn't take a doctor to tell you that you shouldn't scratch a healed wound."
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Aarys stuck her tongue out at him.
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"You wanna fight?" Valentin laughed, playfully punching Aarys on the shoulder. "I'll fight ya. Come on! Let's go!"
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Aarys grinned. "Too tired. I'll get you later."
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"Yeah?" Valentin smiled, roughly rubbing her head and messing up her hair. "You can't just delay a fight."
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"Watch me."
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Valentin put Aarys into a strong (yet gentle) headlock. "Nope." he laughed.
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