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One of the most entertaining posts I've seen in a while

Those shots do look nice though, shame I'm on 360.

I'm afraid i've recently developed a Nazgul and/or Evil guys from LOTR addiction.

Cuuuurrreee.....pllllleeeeaaassseee.....

Down South an even greater power than the Nazgul is gathering followers...

Yeah, it just had to be him didn't it.
And inevitably, he's been busy.
He's been making zombies... Yeah you should be scared!!
An undead army is all he needs to take back the Ring.
But what's this? A zombie from a Town Guard!

To understand the implications of this you must first commit a few crimes in Oblivion.
Zombie Town Guard= Undeadpsychicpsychopathicrobotdroneimperialgreenslimybleedingdiseasefilledcesspitthing...

ON LEGS!

I'm half expecting them to turn around and say the dreaded words...
"STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!"
That would make my day!
For the Lord Of Basically all Evil is some place that's not anywhere near here but still significantly matters to someone, somewhere (ME!)
Sauron can be a bit-a bit

Completelymindbogglinglythicknutjob
withafunnyfaceonstiltsandamacethat
knockspeopleoverandisreallyanoobweapon
butohwellheisthelordofevilnoonecanstophim
butoneslightlyoverweighthalfsizedguycarrying
hisfriendintoanactivevolcanoanddroppinganextremely
overratedpieceofjewelleryintothehottestfireinlikeexistencecausingittoeruptandalmostkillthembuttheyescapeandsaurondies.

Rant Over

I constantly return to this thread to see the awesome pics taken by fellow TES fans, only to realize how much I don't have Obl and yet even more how much I want it.

The last few weeks I haven't even been playing Oblivion, as in actual gameplay.
I've just been flying around Cyrodiil taking landscape pics or doing funny stuff with dance mods and followers (pics to come of that!)

It just goes to show that Oblivion isn't a game, its a world of sorts.
You don't even have to play it to enjoy it. I mean, this is probably the only game where I would say, "I don't feel like killing monsters today, i'll take some pictures instead."

AWESOME!

Oh, boy, I LOVE small print And Jakarius, you've made my day once again!

Glad to be of service.

More of Trelleyn and the Witch King... I just love these guys!
Trelleyn: Bring it Witchy!
Face me and die!
COME ON! I'M WAITING!
Witch King: You will DIE mortal!
Trelleyn: Whateva'. I'm waiting.

Suddenly Trelleyn recalls a fact from a dusty schoolroom, long ago.....

A line in a book of famous historical quotes.
The Witch King of Angmar: No man can kill me...

AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH-oops-AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH-i failed-AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH-run away-AAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

He he, nice one. One thing: That horse could sure use a haircut.

Modded horses always seem to be hairy don't they, that's a modding opportunity there!

Just imagine... a horses hairdresser mod.

I'm in only if the hairdresser can look like this.



PS: That's my fail attempt at using paint.

HA! that would be good.
Dang! I wish I could make proper mods now... i is still in training

So he uses the console and types in "sexchange" (that's what Éowyn did anyway)

But then he fails to save and reload due to the epic battle he is fighting.
The game crashes and he is thrown into the abyss of the "Load/save Screen"
Seeing that the last time he saved was literally seconds after the Witch King spotted him, not 5 minutes before,
he sighs and reluctantly clicks load.

After a brief period of waiting in the loading screen with some elevator style music, Trelleyn is ready to do battle again.
But what's this? He feels weary, burdened, as if carrying a great weight. He opens his stats page to check what has happened
and... "GODS!" the avatar taking up the right hand side of the stats page indicates the impossible....

"I've turned into a girl...............YES!"

That was really funny

And not entirely impossible either

More from the infamous Nazgul!
Nazgul No.5 beggs to the Nazguru
I'm sorry! I repent! I will not fail again!
PLEASE... ACCEPT ME BACK!
You let the Halfling escape, this will not be easily forgiven
It wasn't my fault! It was... It was... The King! He ran off to hunt and left me alone!
DO NOT SPEAK ILL OF OUR GLORIOUS KING! But very well, I will give you a second chance, fail again and you will be dropped from the Dark Lord's big list of minions.
Thank you, thank you so much! I will bring back the Halfling!
Wait a minute, dropped from the list, as in, freedom?!
Screw the Halfling! YOU AND SAURON CAN KISS MY BIG ETHEREAL ASS!
Then so be it, Nazninjas, prepare to take out the trash
Well then traitor, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way...

No.5 remains silent...

So be it. Prepare your ethereal ass for a severe kicking!
Bring it, Guru!

To be (hopefully) continued.
EASTER EGG

You know, not that I dislike this story on my thread, in fact I think it's awesome that it's here, but you should consider doing RPs with pics. Could catch on well.

LOL! Awesome man! Absolutely hilarious.

That's a good idea, i've never even done a normal RP but I think I know how they work.
People create their characters and then write a bit about them in each post until the plot brings all/some of the characters together.
I suppose it could work if I (for example) did the Nazgul bits (Because I already have the required mods and such) and the next person does their own character,
and then if we wanted to bring them together the other
person would have to download the Nazgul mods so that they and his char could be in the same scene...

I think it would be 10x easier, but 10x less fun, if done in Vanilla, mods just bring in so much more opportunity for things like this, don't they.

I'll post the very first part of it that I did in the Roleplays forum and see what people think.

Very good, and its decent of you to be a doctor to the Mythic Dawn.

They are very sick after all...

i had a few more with them, but somehow my memory chip got corrupted and I wouldn't be able to get them to die the same away again lol

Caught this nice shot of Masser and Secunda (a day before the shade of the revenant, I'll have to see if I can get a good shot of that)
http://kriscrash.dk/art/2010/jul/moons.jpg would it be better without the character? I took one of that as well. And noticed the moons slowly move

edit: eep the moons disappeared

i got a good one, but i can't put it up and i think you know why