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Interview Replys!

Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:46 am

Happy Anniversay!*throws confetti in the air*Happy Anniversary!*throws confetti in the air*
So, like said, we will be replying to questions asked, we will not, however be asking each other questions, sorry, since we don't really know what to ask, make of that what you will.
So, Mods, get replying!
Also, discuss the answers in the discussion thread please, not here.

Veck:
@Generalno1 Would you say that the quality of Glee has increased or decreased over the years?
@All Imagine I had a suitcase containing $80,000,000. All you had to do to pick it up is accept that a Chinese man will fall off his bike and die. Do you take it?

Mine:Increased, though, from what I've heard, Finn is still pretty annoying.
All:Of course not! unless I can call him or something.

Shadow warrior
@Generalno1: So where's no2 these days?
@All How do you work out the area of a circle?

Mine:Still in the bathroom. Git keeps banging on the door. Quiet you!
All:Pi-r-squared.

Arch mage matt
@Generalno1: How did you get stuck with the Job of Anniversary Operater? :P
@All If you could get rid of one thread on the entire forums, which one would it be and why?

Mine:Just sort of happened, I think I didn't do too lousy a job.
all:The what are you reading thread, it keep reminding how much I leave unread.

Tommy
@Generalno1 - Who's Generalno2?
To all - Happy Anniversary. For all of you this is the first anniversary as mods, and for two it's your first anniversary full stop. What is the volume of one mole of sulphur dioxide gas at room temperature?

Mine:I can't explain, unless you really want to see my bathroom.
all:Gas? The container's size.

Raven
@Generalno1, are you a Robot Unicorn? If you are
Spoiler:
Always, I wanna be with you
And make believe with you
And live in harmony,
harmony oh love

@All, good job so far, mods ;) 'preciate the work you've done for the forums. Seriously though, can I be a moderator?

Mine: Happy Unicorn friends forever!
All:No.

Savilius
@GeneralNo1: How did you join the forums? What inspired you?
@All: Have you ever been fired from a job/school for being on UESP?

Mine:I just joined to ask a, now that I think about it, stupid question, stayed on the Oblivion forum for a while, before seeing the general forum, haven't looked back since.
all:Nope.

R
Generalno1: A very simple on - favourite curry?
To everyone: If someone offered you £20 to ban me, would you do it?

mine:I still don't understand the concept of "curry" for you guys, but I would say, Aloo gobi ki subzhi.
everyones:20? Nah.

Spiney
GeneralNo1: Do you get paid the usual the 90,000 rupees as a General or does being GeneralNo1 entitle you to a higher pay?

Mine:90,000? please

Jeff
All: What is your Quest? * / **

* As a Moderator, what is the one thing (of probably many), that you hope to accomplish when you come on to UESP each day.

** Not a trick question, but it helps to let the Members know what they can do to help make your jobs easier.

I hope to do a brilliant job, and make sure Everyone plays nice.
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Re: Interview Replys!

Tue Nov 23, 2010 12:46 pm

Veck:

@Leilah What was the origin of your nickname "Living Dead Girl"?

Not as much fun as you'd think. I lent a friend my Rob Zombie CD, and somehow from the lyrics he decided to start calling me that. Everyone agreed with him, and it stuck.

@All Imagine I had a suitcase containing $80,000,000. All you had to do to pick it up is accept that a Chinese man will fall off his bike and die. Do you take it?

Nah. My conscience is a pain in the butt and will not be bribed. Wait, was that $80 000 000? Sorry. I misread. Sure, why not?

ShadowWarrior:

@Leilah Have you been fired from your job for constantly being on UESP?
If not then do you think you eventually will?

Not yet, but it's only a matter of time, I guess.

@All How do you work out the area of a circle?

Pie are squared! No, wait, pies are round. or sometimes rectangular if I can't find a deep enough round dish. Never squared, actually. What's the point of a square pie? Wait, what was the question again?

Arch-Mage Matt:

@Leilah Are you really a livng dead girl? Did you take pity on Arielle Jurard the Lich when you killed her in Battlethorn Castle? (If you don't have that plug-in for Oblivion, check here. Do you have pity on another living dead girl?)

Nah, I'd keep losing fingers when trying to whip cream. All alive, these days. Can make better food, too, when you don't just want brains. Mmm, brains.

And I felt a momentary pang of pity, but got over it when she tried to blast me to bits, so I ran her through with a sword.


@All If you could get rid of one thread on the entire forums, which one would it be and why?

Y'know all those little locked threads? I don't tolerate threads I don't like.

Tom:

@Leilah - Can I have a cheescake recipe?

Done!

What is the volume of one mole of sulphur dioxide gas at room temperature?

42

The Raven:

@Leilah, what would you do to me if I said "Cheesake tastes like [&@%!]"

Let's put it this way. Cam said that chocolate was somewhat better than cheesecake. He was banned for it.

@All, good job so far, mods ;) 'preciate the work you've done for the forums.

Aww, thanks :mrgreen:


Seriously though, can I be a moderator?

Whazzat? You want to be an alligator? Well, I don't really see why not... Could get awfully hot, though, or cold.

Savilius:

@Leilah: You are a real estate in South Africa? What is it like?

Well, I'm on the forums all day, right? That's because the forums are fun, while my work sucks. Really, really sucks :(

@All: Have you ever been fired from a job/school for being on UESP?

Not yet, but it's only a matter of time.

r:

Leilah: What do you think would happen if you just ate bacon?

You would die from being torn between being glad about the abundance of bacon, and being sad about the distinct lack of cheesecake.

To everyone: If someone offered you £20 to ban me, would you do it?

Depends. Can I buy cheesecake with the money? If not, then no.

Spiney:

Leilah: Find the gradient of the Normal to the curve: y = x² + 5 at the point (-2,9)

42. It's bound to be right at some point.

I really hope it's 1/4 because otherwise my ability to translate math just failed miserably


Jeff:

All: What is your Quest?

To make everyone as happy to be here as I am.

Re: Interview Replys!

Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:00 pm

Yes! Don't you just love those special days? course you do. Happy Anniversary everyone!

Veck:
If you had to pick between The Smiths, Dubstep and Radiohead, which would you take onto a desert island?

Nothing compares to The Smiths. One day everyone shall realise this and the world will be a better place.


ShadowWarrior:
What is that name about? And Morrissey? :O

My username is just a thing from "The Mighty Boosh" where Rudi and Spider go searching for a new type of music. And Morrissey is pretty self-explanatory, he was the front man of the worlds most elite band to ever walk this Earth, an inspiration to me with his other less known actions aswell.

Arch-Mage Matt:
How many pets do you have?

I actually have none, my parent's never condoned pet's in there house. Tell a lie, we had a mouse called Scamper once...

Tom1032092881822:
I think you would look great with pink hair. Assess the validity of this statement.

What can I say? some of us just look good in whatever we wear or do. It's a curse that I must endure for the rest of my life. I don't think I'm quite absorbed enough in my role to consider becoming a full blown pink boy. Some people say pink is masculine you know, I say that they are in self-denial.

The Raven:
What's the old sound like?

Not sure, I buried him under my patio. I'm just his new and improved doppelgänger.

Savilius:
What is it like being a mod?

It's a bit like this. Ever had an old man throw lemon in your eyes and steal the icing off your cake while punching your favourite Kangaroo? Well that doesn't even cut it.

'R' :
What could be more nostalgic than a child sitting by an open fire?

Morrissey sitting by an open fire. Wouldn't you agree?

Spiney:
Double Rainbow all the way?

Strike rich twice? That's like asking a crack-head if they want more icing.

Jeff:
What is your Quest?

To beat General at a game of checkers while plotting domination of the forum's and gaining the royal crown! overthrowing that Leilah lass. Oh, and helping y'all out when you need it I suppose, but that's just a cover.

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The next lot are the '@all' responses.

Veck:
Imagine I had a suitcase containing $80,000,000. All you had to do to pick it up is accept that a Chinese man will fall off his bike and die. Do you take it?

Depends on the circumstances, if the man deserved death through past crimes and I got rich from it.... I think you know the answer. What a bleetin grim question!

ShadowWarrior:
@All How do you work out the area of a circle?

What's this...circle thing? Stop harassing me you strange, strange man.

Arch-Mage Matt:
If you could get rid of one thread on the entire forums, which one would it be and why?

General Banter, who needs it. Oh, wait a minute...


Tom10320102121322:
What is the volume of one mole of sulphur dioxide gas at room temperature?

Stop talking nonsense Thomas.

The Raven:

Seriously though, can I be a moderator?

Depends, can you survive 10 rounds with Leilah in an 'ultimate cage fighting' brawl? No? I didn't think so.

Savilius:
Have you ever been fired from a job/school for being on UESP?

Yes, I lost my wife, my car, my job and even my lovely dog Pumpkin to this horrible site.

'R':
If someone offered you £20 to ban me, would you do it?

20? I'll do it for kicks.


And that is all, don't you feel just that much more enlightened now?

Re: Interview Replys!

Tue Nov 23, 2010 5:28 pm

Veck: You are the oldest member on these forums. Do you feel that people look up to you because of it?
Actually I'm not the oldest, there was one member recently having his 64th birthday. As I recall, he joined in 2007, and has 14 posts, so I guess I may be the oldest (!) of active members. But about your question, it's both a yes and no. I've had replies that clearly indicate persons respect me, by calling me Sir, and otherwise too due to my age, more than my opinions or actions. On the other hand, I've also had comments that show some persons don't like having Grandpa as a moderator. Whatever the age issue, I still feel like a member, amongst others.

Imagine I had a suitcase containing $80,000,000. All you had to do to pick it up is accept that a Chinese man will fall off his bike and die. Do you take it?
No.

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ShadowWarrior: I love Finland. I want to live there. Whats the best food there?
I would say the best are different kinds of food made in a pan, in an oven, at rather low temperature for a long time. They are traditional, and taste incredibly good. They can contain practically everything from [root] vegetables to fish and meat. The problem is, the only way to get them is, I believe, one restaurant in Helsinki, otherwise you need to visit some Tradition Village - or prepare it yourself. Nowadays Finns eat what everybody else eat: pizza, hamburgers, etc. I'm not a miracle maker in the kitchen... heh... not my area at all!

How do you work out the area of a circle?
30 years since the last time, but it could be pi x radius x radius :?:

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Arch-Mage Matt: How old are you, exactly?
I was born September 28th, 1958. That makes me 52 years and 56 days (November 23rd).

If you could get rid of one thread on the entire forums, which one would it be and why?
Can't figure this one out. Sorry. But I do think we are about to have a bit too much General stuff, taking time from moderators. Still, I wouldn't point a finger here.

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Tom10320: What was the nature of your education? You seem far too learned for a video gamer.
As a matter of fact, I'm not very learned, I just use my brains actively. I did what is our ~High School, after that I started to study Economics on University Level. I dropped out from there in the second year, because it all seemed so stupid... and I started my first business. After that I've done some training in management, but I'm mostly a Freelancer type, and I'll be a dreamer until "six feet under". I have some military training too, although I've never served as a professional soldier. The Finnish Army is based on general draft, and within that system I'm a lieutenant, infantry.

Happy Anniversary. For all of you this is the first anniversary as mods, and for two it's your first anniversary full stop. What is the volume of one mole of sulphur dioxide gas at room temperature?
It should find plenty of room in a standard air balloon.

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The Raven: What's the speed of an unladen swallow?
From what I remember - I watched and studied birds as a youngster - the fastest swallow we have can reach above 200 km/h when it dives. Or is this some kind of a trick question?

Good job so far, mods 'preciate the work you've done for the forums. Seriously though, can I be a moderator?
Thanks for the compliment. About you being a moderator, all I can say is, I doubt there are many who could not be one - I believe that would take a great deal! :?

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Savilius: Have you ever spammed a forum before?
Considering, I can't see I have done it even now, I don't see I have done it before.

Have you ever been fired from a job/school for being on UESP?
No. But I work my own business, so I'm existentially biased for the one that looks at me in the mirror. :wink:

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r: True or false - James May.
True.

If someone offered you £20 to ban me, would you do it?
And loose your charm in the Forum? Are you serious? ... answer is no. Add half a dozen zeros to the amount, I split the money with you, and give you a 30 minutes ban - we have a deal?

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Spiney: Chicken or Beef?
I'd say chicken. I don't really like these factory chicken, but ones that have had the chance to rumble around, in order to just even slightly enjoy their lives... My best chicken was in Morocco, I'm sure it had put up a good fight when being caught... There was no loose meat, it was all sinew and muscle... but, was it a bite. You could chew it with a respect.

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Jeff: What is your Quest?
I'd say my quest is foremost to uphold UESP as a TES forum. I bet almost all members have come here because of the Games, and even if we like to chat about all sort, we should keep the core strong. And even try to strengthen it. How to do it, that's the question.

As a Moderator, what is the one thing (of probably many), that you hope to accomplish when you come on to UESP each day.
Hmmm... to uphold that incredibly good spirit we have here. Not to interfere unnecessarily, and to participate in a positive manner that builds the Forum.

Re: Interview Replys!

Wed Nov 24, 2010 12:39 am

@Dark Lord I've been waiting a good few years for your takeover of the world, and yet you haven't fired your superweapon once. Why the delays?
College. Oh, and marriage. I shall not take over the world until I have someone to sit at my side.

@All Imagine I had a suitcase containing $80,000,000. All you had to do to pick it up is accept that a Chinese man will fall off his bike and die. Do you take it?
Yes.
Taking over the world would be so much easier if I were a millionaire.

@Dark Lord: Will you ever be firin' yo lazor?
Yes I will. As soon as I figure out who to fire it at.

@All How do you work out the area of a circle?
HOW DARE YOU ASK ME SUCH A QUESTION? I AM A DARK LORD! I HAVE SERVANTS THAT DO THIS FOR ME! Kestral, get in here.

@Dark Lord: If you had succeed in taking over the world, what would be your first three laws?
1: Colonize mars.
2: Mine the asteroid belt for resources.
3:Everyone should listen to this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CMh79JNPOo

@All If you could get rid of one thread on the entire forums, which one would it be and why?
Hmmm... hmmm... hmmm....
Any thread created by trolls. :mrgreen:
@Dark Lord - What make are your long coats and where can I get one?
They are all from the Banana Republic. As for where you can get them, I have no idea. All of my coats were either gifts or were sto- bought...
What is the volume of one mole of sulphur dioxide gas at room temperature?
24dm3?

@Dark Lord, what would you do to me if I told everyone your original username was leonides?...oh wait.
I would smile and tell you that Cactus' name used to be Little Green Man

@All, good job so far, mods ;) 'preciate the work you've done for the forums. Seriously though, can I be a moderator?
No.

@Dark Lord: Where did you get your hat?
It was a beautiful gift bought from the underbelly of the Los Angeles subway.

@All: Have you ever been fired from a job/school for being on UESP?
No. Though I have been fired once before by a Legal Firm for talking back to my boss.

Dark Lord: As a Cuban dictator you must own a huge selection of armaments. Whilst polishing my machete (oo-er) I can never get that lustrous sheen I desire on the blade. I was just wondering what cleaning products you'd recommend?
Apply approximately 1 drop of mineral spirits to every 2 square inches on the blade then wipe.

To everyone: If someone offered you £20 to ban me, would you do it?
I would only ban you for a copy of Tropico 3.

Dark Lord: You are on the podium in front of the world. You are about to make you statement as head of the world. What do you say?

"Listen! We have spent far too much time arguing amongst ourselves! We have far too long allowed brother to slay brother. We have remained divided throughout our history. It is time for that to change.

Look around you! What do you see? Is it wondrous? Is it terrifying? Well, let me tell you what I see. I see a nation ready to awaken. I see the spark of hope and the rising sun. I see the beginning of progress.

Never fear the future! Never fear what comes your way. For together, we will outlast everything. Do you see the stars above? Do you see the vast expanse of unclaimed freedom and prosperity? Reach up for it! Take it! From this day forward, Humanity vows to rise to the heavens and take it's seat alongside the gods!"


All: What is your Quest?
Everyday that I log on to my computer and come on the UESP it is my one mission to ensure that I read as much of the forum as possible and get to know the members. It is my goal to ensure that everyone has an enjoyable experience. Trolls and spambots should be weary, my kill count rises with every passing month.
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