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Dear subjects, Avronanzocracy, or whatever the name is, has been disbanded.

It came to my attention that another member of the party, I shan't call names, thinks it's more appropriate to break the big end of a boiled egg before you eat it.
This is a perversion of nature! Everybody knows the proper end to be broken is the small end!

My niece once broke the large end of an egg, and then she got mauled by a bear. She had fallen into the bear cage at the local zoo because she was kind of drunk, but if it happened to her, logically, it's only a matter of time before all people who break the large end get ripped to pieces by bears.

Of course I could not co-rule with someone who'd put the lives of her subjects at stake by endorsing unproper egg breaking.

The Avronanzocratic party has split up into Avron-something-something, and the Banana Party.

I'm sorry for your niece.

Hopefully, this will happen to the Tories and Lib Dems...

So if that means that you only get half the number of votes each, then .... Tommunism still hasn't won. Never mind.

Dear subjects! i know this may leave you disiilusioned!
But do not worry, the future is in good hands! I put my self forward for rulership! *elaborate hand gestures* See that? that's your future with me!
*elaborate hand gestures* And that's your future with them!
Mine is better.
With me in charge, there shall be stricter following of rules, but free passes will be regularly given out! It shall be a despotism, but it will be a FUN despotism.
So i ask you for your votes, good people! vote for Generalization! Vote for yourself!

Ignore the guns!
My motto, Guns are really actually Confetti shooters!
Very elaborate confetti shooters...







Generalization!

No, no! Join Dragontonguism for a better future! I promise cookies, kittens, puppies, and a sarcastic sense of humor!

I daresay! Hold on just a moment! You lot know not of what you speak. Everyone knows that breaking the large end of the egg is much easier! More surface area means easier access and less chance of failure, and that's what Avronanzocracy is supposed to be about: more success for the people!

I should call to mind my poor third cousin twice removed, who once decided to challenge a Turk to an egg cracking contest by the small end of the egg side. And do you know what happened to him? He may have won the challenge on account of the Turk cheating, but later that day he walked into the street and got run over by a bus full of tourists shouting into megaphones and taking pictures of something special - which ended up later being my poor cousin splattered over the cobblestones, but I digress! Horrible!

I thought we were partners, Nanza... Your preposterous claim that I am a perversion hurts my heart.

Besides, I'm the High Queen, so I would subtly suggest you all come to me before very bad things happen to you.

I'm a sub-party within the Incredibly Beautiful High Queen's party. Sort of like Liberals and Conservatives, but better.

If you people want to follow Avron and end your days as bloody piles of offal after being ripped to shreds by bears, then be my guests.

The egg exits the chicken large end first, which means that if you put an egg cup under a chicken it will land with the small end facing up. It is clear that God himself intended it to be broken at the small end.

That is a difficult logic to break...but...the large end allows one to balance their egg quite naturally on the table for easy dining! So therefore it is a sign!

Ahh, but which end points up when you balance an egg? That's right: the small end.

It's as obvious as the way God designed the banana to be easily handled by humans.

Actually, monkeys eat bananas in the opposite way that we do, proving it is more efficient. We've been doing it wrong for years.

I daresay you put that in your pipe and smoke it, good sir.

Generalization gurantees no Conundrums involving Dairy products! Lactic or otherwise!!!



Generalization!

Just a minute!

This is a chicken, right?



And this is a chicken's egg, right?



Common logic declares that, as the egg exits the chicken, random chance (also certain environmental factors, such as wind speed, terrain condition, height from ground, specific breed) decides how the egg will hit the ground!

So, it basically adds up to this, the mascot of Neo-Dragontonguism:

Look at her! Now she's claiming monkeys are superior to people!

I'm sure you'll get support from Acunasti, but one vote won't cut it, ma'am.

Actually, monkeys eat bananas from the side.

No, I was actually just talking about an article I read in a science magazine... Honest.

That's an emu good sir.

No, really, monkeys eat bananas from the side...We eat bananas the way we do to avoid the peel, but monkeys like the peel.

...Nanza, I miss you. Come back. *blows nose in handkerchief*

She doesn't like me anymore...I'm too darned knowledgeable about the lesser primates.

I say, time for another election!

I realized something... why eat boiled eggs separately, when you can scramble several eggs together?

I want us to be scrambled eggs again. Like the old days. *manly tears*