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Re: ZeniMax sells Bethesda!

Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:45 am

Damn!

I was pretty [&@%!] there for a second ;)

Re: ZeniMax sells Bethesda!

Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:56 pm

Grand Poobah Matt wrote:EA Buys out Bethesda from ZeniMax!


Yes, fellow forumers, it is true. ZeniMax Studios has made a deal with Electronic Arts – that deal being the sale of Bethesda Studios to the gaming empire that is commonly known as EA.

Avid followers of all news that is gaming may know that this is not uncommon – EA has bought several gaming companies in the past. Sure, it is whispered in the dark corners of the internet that EA has done harm to the companies that it buys – but really, what’s the worst they can do? Just don’t ask anyone who, well... works for them.


I used to work for EA, then I took an arrow to the knee...

Re: ZeniMax sells Bethesda!

Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:07 pm

Totally going to use my first post to just say. *smiles* I do enjoy today, that devious creature inside me smiles at all the little things. Even if they only catch one person off guard for a short moment, totally worth it.

Re: ZeniMax sells Bethesda!

Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:23 pm

It's true! The sky is falling! If you align the stars of Skyrim with Hebrew number code, it adds up to 15001, of which the square root is 122.4785695540244, which, when multiplied by ten to the 6th power, equals approximately Bethesda's budget on Skyrim!

Re: ZeniMax sells Bethesda!

Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:20 pm

Which means that Skyrim's sky is falling?

Re: ZeniMax sells Bethesda!

Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:57 pm

I don't know what you guys are talking about, considering this is true.

Re: ZeniMax sells Bethesda!

Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:11 pm

You're still married to Mr. Gingrich, Mrs. Gingrich, ma'am.

Re: ZeniMax sells Bethesda!

Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:22 pm

That's an absurd! MR. HOWARD WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT.

Re: ZeniMax sells Bethesda!

Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:22 pm

This is all a sham. I know it isn't true, because I'm really Todd Howard.

Re: ZeniMax sells Bethesda!

Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:25 pm

You wish.

Re: ZeniMax sells Bethesda!

Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:26 pm

How is Todd Howard a person who hasn't even finished school?

Re: ZeniMax sells Bethesda!

Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:32 pm

I've been lying to everyone this entire time.

In related news, I've decided the next Elder Scrolls is going to be in Akavir, and will involve My Little Pony.

Re: ZeniMax sells Bethesda!

Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:37 pm

I hope Alduin comes back and wreck them from the very face of the almighty Earth.

Re: ZeniMax sells Bethesda!

Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:56 pm

Destroy the Dragons.
Control the Dragons.
Merge with the Dragons.

Re: ZeniMax sells Bethesda!

Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:58 pm

re arrange those points and you have a brilliant way of killing yourself.

Re: ZeniMax sells Bethesda!

Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:01 pm

General is a mong wrote:re arrange those points and you have a brilliant way of killing yourself.

Come to think of it, playing ME3 is committing suicide
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